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Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74356465  Norway05/12/2017 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Lime Flavoured Redux  User ID: 74531623  United Kingdom05/12/2017 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. When she passes out you should pull your dick out of her throat, I still say it's murder. Quoting: BRIEF Dude! He was about to finish! Just a few extra thrusts and... ooooops! It's not murder. It's consensual breath play. That's what you get when you make fun drugs illegal. Like I say, if it was consensual then it's probably manslaughter. |
| ~kpm~ User ID: 15779537  United States05/12/2017 05:18 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. Sadly, this man did not see the doctors warning commercial. Quoting: The Pale Horse "If you maintain an erection for more than 4 hours, pull out and seek immediate medical attention for your girlfriend." More like, "If your girlfriend starts turning BLUE while your dick is in her mouth, PULL OUT." Wonder when he noticed her participation and enthusiasm ceased...... ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~ |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687 Canada05/12/2017 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. Sadly, this man did not see the doctors warning commercial. Quoting: The Pale Horse "If you maintain an erection for more than 4 hours, pull out and seek immediate medical attention for your girlfriend." More like, "If your girlfriend starts turning BLUE while your dick is in her mouth, PULL OUT." Wonder when he noticed her participation and enthusiasm ceased...... He must have really been into it to have not noticed. |
| The Comedian :D User ID: 74244541 United States05/12/2017 05:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. I'd normally like that she can put both of her fists in her mouth but the look in her eyes........  Just give her half your shit and run!  I'd do her! She'd fuck you right in half and not even break a sweat, junior. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74769954 United States05/12/2017 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. ... Quoting: Use your brian, moran! I'd normally like that she can put both of her fists in her mouth but the look in her eyes........ Just give her half your shit and run! I'd do her! She'd fuck you right in half and not even break a sweat, junior. I could deal with that. Life is short, play hard! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73680163 United States05/12/2017 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. Sure judge let him yank his little panties down! Then let him get Lorena Bobbited!..... only way his "defense" could have happened is if he was ramming it down her throat and not letting up.... still murder... cut his nutes and lock him up for life. |
| ~kpm~ User ID: 15779537 United States05/12/2017 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. ... Quoting: Use your brian, moran! I'd normally like that she can put both of her fists in her mouth but the look in her eyes........ Just give her half your shit and run! I'd do her! She'd fuck you right in half and not even break a sweat, junior. One time at band camp........ . Last Edited by ~kpm~ on 05/13/2017 06:59 PM ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~ |
| The Pale Horse (OP) User ID: 74878800 United States05/12/2017 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. Sadly, this man did not see the doctors warning commercial. Quoting: The Pale Horse "If you maintain an erection for more than 4 hours, pull out and seek immediate medical attention for your girlfriend." More like, "If your girlfriend starts turning BLUE while your dick is in her mouth, PULL OUT." "Priopullapism" Riding bareback into the Apocalypse. :bengribbon: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74769954 United States05/12/2017 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. So what's the best way to do wild, uninibited breathplay sex on drugs without hurting anyone. Obviously it's necessary to deposit sperm in her throat, and a little choking seems to get some girls aroused. |
| Abi ~ User ID: 19153430 United States05/13/2017 12:00 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Says He Didn't Strangle His Girlfriend To Death! She Choked To Death On His Dick! Wants to show his penis in court as proof. Reminds me of the Deerhunter.. One shot, One kill.. His big penis defense might get him off... You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
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