Did you know God is filming your whole life? Did you know it will be played back in its entirety at the general judgement?

...Don't know about you,but I'll be up for an academy award...everything u thought about doing ...I did!

You already have and found Him guilty. It will not go well for you.

So, how are you doing, friend?

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I look forward to reviewing all my masturbation sessions, one by one, with my lord and maker.

Great, you've triggered the low-lifes that ruined this forum. Can't have a mutually respectful conversation without obscenities and denigrating comments. Yeccch.

You mean GodLike...Not too many places in my life this place has not gone.SpOoKy

There is no time in eternity.

NDEer here.

Yes, you get it all.
There is a judgement after.

I get mini-NDEs now and then, and I have seen a vortex open.

I am R.C. and also pray with evangelicals.

lol watching me right now Right fucking Meow

Does he jerkoff when he watches it?

I think the "reviewing" is referenced to how we felt in our lives, if we ever learned from our mistakes, the understanding right from wrong in our heart's, not what we were taught as children.. we are the judgement of ourselves in a literal sense, we are the ones that will feel it all over again... so only we know our own life's experiences from our own understanding... "God" is there watching with us but not to judge us, only to understand what we experienced during our life, to see where we stand spiritually in growth...then we are corrected...

At least that is my experience from dyeing then being brought back "here"...

Damn dude. Sorry :/

We get to "see" whom we have wronged.

Well no wonder it takes so long to get there. Damn that's a whole lot of wasted time and effort, do they give out Emmys for best picture ?

Voting in POtUS Trump and supporting him is pretty good.

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Thank You POTUS Donald Trump.

Yes, but your title reminds me of the Ron White punch line.
His grandmother caught him having sex, she says what are you going to do when you get to the pearly gates and he sees' this.
He says watch this, here comes the good part.

I thought they just read a list of transgressions.. Perhaps they got the budget for the streaming video project, after all the drama with the pantomimes project I'm genuinely surprised it went ahead.

Actually your soul and subconscious record the whole thing.

Good replies

We already know Jesus lived a sinless life so you'll be outta luck if you're trying to condemn him. And if you're saying yOure perfect enough to judge a sinless God... woe unto you.

Unless you're on his team and just judging for the sake of proving to everyone that he is sinless. Then you're A OK.

I've identified the problem..

Well, I'm fucked

Kinda like that famous singer from the nineties who wanted to surprise one of his fans by hiding in her closet while filming it, but when she got home she grabbed the bottle of peanut butter and called Fido...

as long as it has plenty of dolly zooms, star wipes, and low angle shots, it sounds cool!

That sucks I hope he likes watching me beat off to chubby chicks while drinking vodka!

Can honestly say no...I didn't "know" this. Never actually been there to see it happen, or if I was...those memories were wiped. All I have is pure speculation which seems to change from person to person. I've tried praying, meditating, lucid dreaming, mind altering chemicals..you name it, never one peep or vision from anything. Never one answer to a prayer, never any answers to any questions, nothing..so I have to say, I'm indifferent at this point. Obviously I'm not worth the time or energy, so I don't really care at this point, I'll live my life and see what happens after it is over, tired of speculating, and listening to theories. Looked at literally hundreds of NDE experience videos, they all seemed to change based on the person's beliefs, so I don't put much stock in that either. Seems like every time I try to find answers, all I find are more questions and agendas being pushed instead of actual truth, so w/e, not going to waste any more of my life trying to appease some entity that I'm not even sure gives a rats ass about me, it's my life and I'll live it as I see fit, if it's not good enough..oh well, I enjoyed myself.

The Vatican has technology to remote view anyone anywhere. Technological remote viewing.

Any time, as well. It's called a chronovisor.