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Jesus was a SHAPE-SHIFTER and could take any form, ancient Egyptian texts say

 
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JESUS Christ was able to shape-shift into any form which he could have used to escape his crucifixion, according to ancient Egyptian texts.

Two separate texts were discovered, now being held in the Morgan Library and Museum in New York City and the other at the Museum of the University of Pennsylvania, which have recently been deciphered in the past few years.

Texts that date back some 1,200 years and written in the Coptic language – a form of Egyptian – describes how Pontius Pilate had dinner with Jesus the night before his crucifixion and supposedly offered his son to be condemned to death in place of the Messiah. However, more peculiarly, the text describes how the authorities asked Judas to kiss Jesus to identify him because he had the ability to shape-shift.

[link to www.express.co.uk]
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The Bible Tards are speechless.
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1200 years is too new
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The bible had the name "immanuel".

Which means - that person is a angel.
They all end with a "el".

burnit

That book never had life but only suffering.
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1200 years is too new
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You don't really believe in that "the earth is only 6000 years old" BS, do you?

It's hard to trust anything anyone says as the truth, anyway.
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1200 years is too new
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You don't really believe in that "the earth is only 6000 years old" BS, do you?

It's hard to trust anything anyone says as the truth, anyway.
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I mean that if it was written before the NT then it would be huge.
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1200 years is too new
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74879321


You don't really believe in that "the earth is only 6000 years old" BS, do you?

It's hard to trust anything anyone says as the truth, anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74884675


Probably all bullshit, but when you see a headline like 'Jesus was a Shapeshifter' it screams out to go on GLP.

cool2
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If I was a shapeshifter Id be a bipedal humanoid leopard warrior in full battle dress
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1200 years is too new
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74879321


You don't really believe in that "the earth is only 6000 years old" BS, do you?

It's hard to trust anything anyone says as the truth, anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74884675


I mean that if it was written before the NT then it would be huge.
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True, but therein lies the problem, I question the validity of the bible itself because it was written and rewritten by men so many times over. I don't believe the "men were inspired by God" claim about those who wrote it, either. If true, then anyone can be "inspired by God" and write a book. What's so special about these guys?
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1200 years is too new
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74879321


You don't really believe in that "the earth is only 6000 years old" BS, do you?

It's hard to trust anything anyone says as the truth, anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74884675


Probably all bullshit, but when you see a headline like 'Jesus was a Shapeshifter' it screams out to go on GLP.

cool2
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It does make sense though that if Jesus was truly real he could have been an Alien/ET.
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The ancient texts from Antioch indicate differently. You can read them in a douy rheims bible.
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JESUS Christ was able to shape-shift into any form which he could have used to escape his crucifixion, according to ancient Egyptian texts.

Two separate texts were discovered, now being held in the Morgan Library and Museum in New York City and the other at the Museum of the University of Pennsylvania, which have recently been deciphered in the past few years.

Texts that date back some 1,200 years and written in the Coptic language – a form of Egyptian – describes how Pontius Pilate had dinner with Jesus the night before his crucifixion and supposedly offered his son to be condemned to death in place of the Messiah. However, more peculiarly, the text describes how the authorities asked Judas to kiss Jesus to identify him because he had the ability to shape-shift.

[link to www.express.co.uk]
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Great post Tess!
5 & G

cheers
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"And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him; but [another] was made to resemble him to them." 4:157 quran.com



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"And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him; but [another] was made to resemble him to them." 4:157 quran.com



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Since it is written 800ad which is after Islam it could be the usual propaganda to promote Islam
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GLP Gold!
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1200 years is too new
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74879321


You don't really believe in that "the earth is only 6000 years old" BS, do you?

It's hard to trust anything anyone says as the truth, anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74884675


Probably all bullshit, but when you see a headline like 'Jesus was a Shapeshifter' it screams out to go on GLP.

cool2
 Quoting: Tess.


It does make sense though that if Jesus was truly real he could have been an Alien/ET.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74884675


I failed my Religious Education CSE exam in High School because my final project concluded that although Jesus did exist, he was more than likely extraterrestrial.

It was the only logical explanation....

Love these types of threads Tess.

The Gent
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"And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him; but [another] was made to resemble him to them." 4:157 quran.com



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Since it is written 800ad which is after Islam it could be the usual propaganda to promote Islam
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or it's the truth.
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So the Egyptians beat the Mormons to coming up with an even more outrageous and unbelievable tale than the biblegonzo2
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"And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him; but [another] was made to resemble him to them." 4:157 quran.com



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 Quoting: KM 66639271


Since it is written 800ad which is after Islam it could be the usual propaganda to promote Islam
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70598998


or it's the truth.
 Quoting: KM 66639271


Two options, a) deception. b) truth

One thing we all know for sure though, fear and love G-d

Personally i believe Jesus died on the cross and rose again because a) it is Torah prophecy and b) confirmed in the NT

Have nice day.
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"And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him; but [another] was made to resemble him to them." 4:157 quran.com



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 Quoting: KM 66639271


Since it is written 800ad which is after Islam it could be the usual propaganda to promote Islam
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70598998


or it's the truth.
 Quoting: KM 66639271


Two options, a) deception. b) truth

One thing we all know for sure though, fear and love G-d

Personally i believe Jesus died on the cross and rose again because a) it is Torah prophecy and b) confirmed in the NT

Have nice day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70598998


I find nothing deceptive about it.

the idea that other people's sins are forgiven by somebody being nailed to a cross though..

but yes, have a good one.
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You don't really believe in that "the earth is only 6000 years old" BS, do you?

It's hard to trust anything anyone says as the truth, anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74884675


Probably all bullshit, but when you see a headline like 'Jesus was a Shapeshifter' it screams out to go on GLP.

cool2
 Quoting: Tess.


It does make sense though that if Jesus was truly real he could have been an Alien/ET.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74884675


I failed my Religious Education CSE exam in High School because my final project concluded that although Jesus did exist, he was more than likely extraterrestrial.

It was the only logical explanation....

Love these types of threads Tess.

The Gent
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Hi. I think the same and said so at school. As it was a convent it didn't go down well. Nor did I to be honest, I was told by the Mother Superior that I was the Devil's advocate.
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Who believes Pontius Pilate would offer his son up in place of Jesus?

Obviously false.
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JESUS Christ was able to shape-shift into any form which he could have used to escape his crucifixion, according to ancient Egyptian texts.

Two separate texts were discovered, now being held in the Morgan Library and Museum in New York City and the other at the Museum of the University of Pennsylvania, which have recently been deciphered in the past few years.

Texts that date back some 1,200 years and written in the Coptic language – a form of Egyptian – describes how Pontius Pilate had dinner with Jesus the night before his crucifixion and supposedly offered his son to be condemned to death in place of the Messiah. However, more peculiarly, the text describes how the authorities asked Judas to kiss Jesus to identify him because he had the ability to shape-shift.

[link to www.express.co.uk]
 Quoting: Tess.




Of course he could because he knew the great secret. He knew how to control atoms. Can make things small or large or light or heavy, etc. Jesus was a Yogi.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Forget the red or the blue pill. Take the Gold Elixir.

“How can there be a God, when there is nothing but God.” - Laozi


“Naturalness is called the Way. The Way has no name or form; it is just essence, just the primal spirit.” - The Secret of the Golden Flower.
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"And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him; but [another] was made to resemble him to them." 4:157 quran.com



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 Quoting: KM 66639271


Since it is written 800ad which is after Islam it could be the usual propaganda to promote Islam
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70598998


or it's the truth.
 Quoting: KM 66639271


Two options, a) deception. b) truth

One thing we all know for sure though, fear and love G-d

Personally i believe Jesus died on the cross and rose again because a) it is Torah prophecy and b) confirmed in the NT

Have nice day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70598998


BS nowhere in the OT it says that jesus will die on a cross and resurrect
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Probably all bullshit, but when you see a headline like 'Jesus was a Shapeshifter' it screams out to go on GLP.

cool2
 Quoting: Tess.


It does make sense though that if Jesus was truly real he could have been an Alien/ET.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74884675


I failed my Religious Education CSE exam in High School because my final project concluded that although Jesus did exist, he was more than likely extraterrestrial.

It was the only logical explanation....

Love these types of threads Tess.

The Gent
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Hi. I think the same and said so at school. As it was a convent it didn't go down well. Nor did I to be honest, I was told by the Mother Superior that I was the Devil's advocate.
 Quoting: Tess.


Crikey! I dare say that didn't go down well, me; good old comprehensive school, they couldn't care less! Remember the RE teacher known as "Holy joe" was not impressed...

The Gent
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Since it is written 800ad which is after Islam it could be the usual propaganda to promote Islam
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70598998


or it's the truth.
 Quoting: KM 66639271


Two options, a) deception. b) truth

One thing we all know for sure though, fear and love G-d

Personally i believe Jesus died on the cross and rose again because a) it is Torah prophecy and b) confirmed in the NT

Have nice day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70598998


BS nowhere in the OT it says that jesus will die on a cross and resurrect
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Im talking messianic prophecy in OT and witness in NT. Which i know you dont agree with the messianic prophecies because youre still waiting for messiah 3500+ years later i believe otherwise that Jesus is the messiah

But on topic. It's funny how all the texts that are in favor of Islam which are quite a few are all after ~600ad (birth of Islam) to discredit the story of Jesus. While fe the Turin far predates any of that

Get a brian, moran
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or it's the truth.
 Quoting: KM 66639271


Two options, a) deception. b) truth

One thing we all know for sure though, fear and love G-d

Personally i believe Jesus died on the cross and rose again because a) it is Torah prophecy and b) confirmed in the NT

Have nice day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70598998


BS nowhere in the OT it says that jesus will die on a cross and resurrect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74879321


Im talking messianic prophecy in OT and witness in NT. Which i know you dont agree with the messianic prophecies because youre still waiting for messiah 3500+ years later i believe otherwise that Jesus is the messiah

But on topic. It's funny how all the texts that are in favor of Islam which are quite a few are all after ~600ad (birth of Islam) to discredit the story of Jesus. While fe the Turin far predates any of that

Get a brian, moran
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Islam in no way discredits Jesus. on the contrary, it honours him. more so than Christianity even.
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