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-GLP-Christian- User ID: 74780402 Sweden 05/19/2017 12:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You don't think a grown adult wouldn't want to see their neighbor buck nude? Could be just as traumatic Weird that a lot of my thread responses lately are referring back to my former housekeeping jobs, but I digress Was working with mom on a house. What we didn't know was that the dad was a nudist. People usually stay out of your way as you're going room to room to clean, but we had to step back into the back room for a minute and low an behold, this guy is just stretching out in the backyard buck naked strumming a guitar. Looked straight at us for a second like it's no big thang (which weiner wasn't, but I digress again) 95 percent done with the house and very uncomfortable, we left. lol there is a lot of nudist hill billies and hippies near where I live too one time back in the 80's when we were painting barn roofs for work as teenagers, we were driving around looking for work and saw many nudist walking around naked on their properties like it was no big deal, there is some crazy people near the Ottawa area one time near Pembroke Ontario we went to ask a farmer if he wanted his barn roof painted , only to find him laying completely naked on the ground while working on his tractor , he was an old guy with a big grey beard we almost barfed. got the job though. also Alanis Morrissette is from the Ottawa area too she said she grew up in a hippie nudist family just outside of Ottawa still to this day if you go drive around in the country outside of Ottawa you will see naked people scattered all. its also legal for women to go topless in Canada over . but near Ottawa they go full nude.,, they dont seem to care you just gotta pretend its normal lol This reminds me of ending up on a German Nude Beach in the Canary Islands in the 80s. That's was some serious wrinkly balls and breasts, and they all had this leather skin that looked like handbags in dark brown. That was some seriously messed up Germans, I think they were all old nazis, they looked ancient. Besides we were used to seeing naked people from Sweden, back in the day they always had some mean old swimhall keeper that forced all the people to take off the bathing suits and shower before ever getting to the pool, and you always had to be naked in the sauna, nowadays the koranimals get to bathe in their shit stained underwear... how the times have changed. Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com] Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net] The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] FRANCE IS TEH GHEY! |
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-GLP-Christian- User ID: 74780402 Sweden 05/19/2017 12:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't want to break the internet. Yeah please don't break the internet, it's bad enough with all this malware crap. Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com] Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net] The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] FRANCE IS TEH GHEY! |
X1811 User ID: 73797365 Canada 05/19/2017 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GPS Coordinates for verification overflight? :MT6: All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
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X1811 User ID: 73797365 Canada 05/19/2017 12:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You cannot just ask for pics right away virgin. You ever heard of flirting! Porn has ruined boys for a generation :Bingoleo: All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3626222 United States 05/19/2017 12:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222 Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so....... everyone wins They didn't even really notice this time :( Fuck safety, they should have looked at your glistening ass Ha, maybe next time I will do yoga |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 3626222 United States 05/19/2017 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so....... everyone wins If the cops come, I am gonna claim wardrobe malfunction. If the cops come, I am gonna swallow! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3626222 United States 05/19/2017 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so....... I have a big back yard but I hunted around for a place where nobody could see me. I have no where to hide really except for the fences and last time they didn't mind at all and neither did I :) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15320663 United States 05/19/2017 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222 Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so....... everyone wins If the cops come, I am gonna claim wardrobe malfunction. If the cops come, I am gonna swallow! Ohhhh, you in danger gurl |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 3626222 United States 05/19/2017 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You cannot just ask for pics right away virgin. You ever heard of flirting! Porn has ruined boys for a generation :Bingoleo: You guys are funny. I am being serious. I won't pretend like I have never taken a naughty pic but I am not goin to just take another and post it without building some chemistry and having a little fun. These idiots have watched so much porn that they have forgotten that they have to earn it! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15320663 United States 05/19/2017 12:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Starbird LoL keep pretending like you don't have a cop fantasy too ;)! I have gotten out of a few tickets because of mine! Cops no - Military, guilty as charged. :-) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3626222 United States 05/19/2017 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LoL keep pretending like you don't have a cop fantasy too ;)! I have gotten out of a few tickets because of mine! Cops no - Military, guilty as charged. :-) I just kill 2 birds with one stone because most of the cops that have helped me out of tickets were ex-military as well. One was still active duty. Have you ever spent the night in a military barracks :)? Like snuck in??? |
one_of_nine User ID: 8653846 United States 05/19/2017 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222 Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so....... everyone wins They didn't even really notice this time :( Fuck safety, they should have looked at your glistening ass Enjoy.. I love swimming naked in my backyard :-) Check my shit out punks.. ~~~`@ ~~`@ 1/9 yes.. i painted my own avatar.. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 45440553 United States 05/19/2017 01:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Astral Goat Enjoy.. I love swimming naked in my backyard :-) Check my shit out punks.. [link to img.ifcdn.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46491184 United States 05/19/2017 01:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one could see me in my backyard if I wanted to be all naked.Just whatever is in the woods lol. I am far more likely to be like that at night though.No one to bother me out here.Thank God Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68532264 Why are you americans embarrassed by these things? Men see me nude in the sauna all the time and I do not get embarrassed But not Muslims or foreigners, right? |
one_of_nine User ID: 8653846 United States 05/19/2017 01:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Enjoy.. I love swimming naked in my backyard :-) Check my shit out punks.. Are you a woman too? Lol yeah just being funny ~~~`@ ~~`@ 1/9 yes.. i painted my own avatar.. |
one_of_nine User ID: 8653846 United States 05/19/2017 01:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Enjoy.. I love swimming naked in my backyard :-) Check my shit out punks.. [link to img.ifcdn.com (secure)] Haha... Just servicing Jonas as I pass by ~~~`@ ~~`@ 1/9 yes.. i painted my own avatar.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10023389 Canada 05/19/2017 12:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i like the story about seeing the lady naked while you were called to service the lawn Quoting: Astral Goat Yes, we also offered a tree and bush fertilizing service. Unfortunately, she didn't request that service. Well... maybe she did, and I missed my opportunity. Oh well, as I said, I was newly married guy with a newborn baby - it was good that I was shy at that time. |