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Naked in your own backyard

 
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is this legal to do?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I did topless today.
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Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so.......
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I have a big back yard but I hunted around for a place where nobody could see me.
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melt ice cubes on them nipples haha
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is this legal to do?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I did topless today.
 Quoting: Starbird


Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


everyone wins
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If the cops come, I am gonna claim wardrobe malfunction.
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as long as the neighborhood kids arent standing beside you
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You don't think a grown adult wouldn't want to see their neighbor buck nude?

Could be just as traumatic
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Weird that a lot of my thread responses lately are referring back to my former housekeeping jobs, but I digress

Was working with mom on a house. What we didn't know was that the dad was a nudist. People usually stay out of your way as you're going room to room to clean, but we had to step back into the back room for a minute and low an behold, this guy is just stretching out in the backyard buck naked strumming a guitar. Looked straight at us for a second like it's no big thang (which weiner wasn't, but I digress again) 95 percent done with the house and very uncomfortable, we left.
 Quoting: alien_


lol there is a lot of nudist hill billies and hippies near where I live too
one time back in the 80's when we were painting barn roofs for work as teenagers, we were driving around looking for work and saw many nudist walking around naked on their properties like it was no big deal,
there is some crazy people near the Ottawa area

one time near Pembroke Ontario we went to ask a farmer if he wanted his barn roof painted , only to find him laying completely naked on the ground while working on his tractor
,
he was an old guy with a big grey beard
we almost barfed.

got the job though.

also Alanis Morrissette is from the Ottawa area too
she said she grew up in a hippie nudist family just outside of Ottawa

still to this day if you go drive around in the country outside of Ottawa you will see naked people scattered all.

its also legal for women to go topless in Canada over .

but near Ottawa they go full nude.,,
they dont seem to care

you just gotta pretend its normal lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57270699


This reminds me of ending up on a German Nude Beach in the Canary Islands in the 80s.

That's was some serious wrinkly balls and breasts, and they all had this leather skin that looked like handbags in dark brown. That was some seriously messed up Germans, I think they were all old nazis, they looked ancient.

Besides we were used to seeing naked people from Sweden, back in the day they always had some mean old swimhall keeper that forced all the people to take off the bathing suits and shower before ever getting to the pool, and you always had to be naked in the sauna, nowadays the koranimals get to bathe in their shit stained underwear... how the times have changed.
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melt ice cubes on them nipples haha
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Brrr
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I did topless today.
 Quoting: Starbird


I like topless Starbirds

even better when they post pics ;)
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I don't want to break the internet.
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Yeah please don't break the internet, it's bad enough with all this malware crap.
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I did topless today.
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melt ice cubes on them nipples haha
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Brrr
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I did topless today.
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I like topless Starbirds

even better when they post pics ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13862756


You cannot just ask for pics right away virgin. You ever heard of flirting! Porn has ruined boys for a generation
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Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


everyone wins
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They didn't even really notice this time :(
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Fuck safety, they should have looked at your glistening ass
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Ha, maybe next time I will do yoga
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melt ice cubes on them nipples haha
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Brrr
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I did topless today.
 Quoting: Starbird


Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


everyone wins
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If the cops come, I am gonna claim wardrobe malfunction.
 Quoting: Starbird


If the cops come, I am gonna swallow!
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 Quoting: Astral Goat


I did topless today.
 Quoting: Starbird


Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


I have a big back yard but I hunted around for a place where nobody could see me.
 Quoting: Starbird


I have no where to hide really except for the fences and last time they didn't mind at all and neither did I :)
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I did topless today.
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I like topless Starbirds

even better when they post pics ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13862756


You cannot just ask for pics right away virgin. You ever heard of flirting! Porn has ruined boys for a generation
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:Bingoleo:
 Quoting: X1811


You guys are funny.
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I did topless today.
 Quoting: Starbird


I like topless Starbirds

even better when they post pics ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13862756


I don't want to break the internet.
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We could break the internet together but they have to go first!
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Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


everyone wins
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If the cops come, I am gonna claim wardrobe malfunction.
 Quoting: Starbird


If the cops come, I am gonna swallow!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Ohhhh, you in danger gurl
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melt ice cubes on them nipples haha
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Brrr
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:Pepe010:
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melt ice cubes on them nipples haha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13862756


Brrr
 Quoting: Starbird



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13862756


:Pepe010:
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I am paranoid about this! LOL
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I like topless Starbirds

even better when they post pics ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13862756


You cannot just ask for pics right away virgin. You ever heard of flirting! Porn has ruined boys for a generation
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:Bingoleo:
 Quoting: X1811


You guys are funny.
 Quoting: Starbird


I am being serious. I won't pretend like I have never taken a naughty pic but I am not goin to just take another and post it without building some chemistry and having a little fun. These idiots have watched so much porn that they have forgotten that they have to earn it!
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everyone wins
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If the cops come, I am gonna claim wardrobe malfunction.
 Quoting: Starbird


If the cops come, I am gonna swallow!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Ohhhh, you in danger gurl

 Quoting: Starbird


LoL keep pretending like you don't have a cop fantasy too ;)! I have gotten out of a few tickets because of mine!
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If the cops come, I am gonna claim wardrobe malfunction.
 Quoting: Starbird


If the cops come, I am gonna swallow!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Ohhhh, you in danger gurl

 Quoting: Starbird


LoL keep pretending like you don't have a cop fantasy too ;)! I have gotten out of a few tickets because of mine!
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Cops no - Military, guilty as charged. :-)
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If the cops come, I am gonna swallow!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Ohhhh, you in danger gurl

 Quoting: Starbird


LoL keep pretending like you don't have a cop fantasy too ;)! I have gotten out of a few tickets because of mine!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222



Cops no - Military, guilty as charged. :-)
 Quoting: Starbird


I just kill 2 birds with one stone because most of the cops that have helped me out of tickets were ex-military as well. One was still active duty. Have you ever spent the night in a military barracks :)? Like snuck in???
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Me too. I hate tan lines and bikinis are just too expensive now and fall apart after one wash. Plus the utility company was repairing transformers today so.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


everyone wins
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They didn't even really notice this time :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Fuck safety, they should have looked at your glistening ass
 Quoting: Astral Goat


fighter1fighter1pimpfighter1fighter1

Enjoy.. I love swimming naked in my backyard :-)
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everyone wins
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They didn't even really notice this time :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Fuck safety, they should have looked at your glistening ass
 Quoting: Astral Goat


fighter1fighter1pimpfighter1fighter1

Enjoy.. I love swimming naked in my backyard :-)
angryface
Check my shit out punks..
fatladyfatladyfatlady
 Quoting: one_of_nine


yeah
we like to jump in the lake at midnight naked

its good for the balls
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everyone wins
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They didn't even really notice this time :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Fuck safety, they should have looked at your glistening ass
 Quoting: Astral Goat


fighter1fighter1pimpfighter1fighter1

Enjoy.. I love swimming naked in my backyard :-)
angryface
Check my shit out punks..
fatladyfatladyfatlady
 Quoting: one_of_nine


Are you a woman too?
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everyone wins
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They didn't even really notice this time :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Fuck safety, they should have looked at your glistening ass
 Quoting: Astral Goat


fighter1fighter1pimpfighter1fighter1

Enjoy.. I love swimming naked in my backyard :-)
angryface
Check my shit out punks..
fatladyfatladyfatlady
 Quoting: one_of_nine


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No one could see me in my backyard if I wanted to be all naked.Just whatever is in the woods lol. I am far more likely to be like that at night though.No one to bother me out here.Thank God
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68532264


Why are you americans embarrassed by these things? Men see me nude in the sauna all the time and I do not get embarrassed
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But not Muslims or foreigners, right?
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They didn't even really notice this time :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Fuck safety, they should have looked at your glistening ass
 Quoting: Astral Goat


fighter1fighter1pimpfighter1fighter1

Enjoy.. I love swimming naked in my backyard :-)
angryface
Check my shit out punks..
fatladyfatladyfatlady
 Quoting: one_of_nine


Are you a woman too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Lol yeah just being funny
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They didn't even really notice this time :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3626222


Fuck safety, they should have looked at your glistening ass
 Quoting: Astral Goat


fighter1fighter1pimpfighter1fighter1

Enjoy.. I love swimming naked in my backyard :-)
angryface
Check my shit out punks..
fatladyfatladyfatlady
 Quoting: one_of_nine


[link to img.ifcdn.com (secure)]
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Haha...smile_hearsmile_hearsmile_hear

Just servicing Jonas as I pass by
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i like the story about seeing the lady naked while you were called to service the lawn lmao
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Yes, we also offered a tree and bush fertilizing service. Unfortunately, she didn't request that service. Well... maybe she did, and I missed my opportunity. Oh well, as I said, I was newly married guy with a newborn baby - it was good that I was shy at that time.





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