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Researchers Grow Brain Cells on a Chip

 
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They did this way back in 99 or 2000. I specifically remember reading an article on this right around the same time they grew a human ear on a rat's back. I will look for a link.
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Earliest I could find: March 1, 2004

[link to www.cbc.ca]

March 27, 2006:

[link to www.livescience.com]
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BAM!!! Here is a link from 1999:

Journal of Neuroscience Methods 87 (1999) 45 – 56

The neurochip: a new multielectrode device for stimulating and recording from cultured neurons

[link to w3.ualg.pt]
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neural circuits for an artificial brain, or neural circuits to implant electronics into ours?
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President Obama Speaks on the BRAIN Initiative and American Innovation
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If Obama's involved it's evil.

On the other hand, will it help the AC blue share shills?

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I don't think Chip would know what a brain cell is.
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So, now when I tell people to grow some brains...they can?
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They did this way back in 99 or 2000. I specifically remember reading an article on this right around the same time they grew a human ear on a rat's back. I will look for a link.
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You know, if you would put so much effort in finding something interesting to post yourself...
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I am so tempted to make a joke about our beloved Chipster, but he's kinda scary.

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neural circuits for an artificial brain, or neural circuits to implant electronics into ours?
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They can do both. They can already cut a hole in your skull and connect straight to your brain. They also really do have helmets that can connect wirelessly to your brain. I saw a video of a quadriplegic (can't move from the neck down) moving a mouse cursor and typing out words just buy thinking about it. This was at least 5 years ago.

There was a post on GLP a while back about being able to add chips to your brain and just like the Matrix movie being able to give you memory or skills.

Additionally, I remember reading about other technologies using sound waves to control your mood or induce hallucinations.

They have been working on this kind of shit since WWII.
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It's just chemicals. You can't grow the accompanying soul or spirit to animate that chip.
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This whole area of science spawned from the "Super Soldier" programs, and have received additional funding from the medical industry under the guise of helping those with brain or nervous system damage, but always under the watchful eye of other programs that lost their funding in the short term.

Either way, when you hear about human cyborg agendas just know that it is real and has at least a 75 year ongoing history to it.

So we are now seriously talking about computer chip brain implants and mechanical upgrades to your body to improve strength and endurance.

There was even talk of being able to map the entire neural net of the brain. A literal download of your brain. A copy if you will. Just like in the Ghost in the Shell series or the Matrix movies.

It sounds unreal, but it is real...
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:shivacern: The fact is that a great many scientists, chemists and others are quite knowingly doing the devils work. There will be many of them heading for hell.

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I was wondering how quickly a religitard would jump in.

This is really cool science, OP. Thanks for this.
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They did this way back in 99 or 2000. I specifically remember reading an article on this right around the same time they grew a human ear on a rat's back. I will look for a link.
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You know, if you would put so much effort in finding something interesting to post yourself...
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its the newest lays potato chip flaver xmitjumpy
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Why can't they grow any in Congress or the Senate?
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They grew a brian, moran.

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Why can't they grow any in Congress or the Senate?
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I am so tempted to make a joke about our beloved Chipster, but he's kinda scary.

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Is this more canibal shit?
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So they know AI is just a toaster, ergo they now want to start adding human brain and enough of it until higher power shoves a soul in and AI becomes what isn't a toaster, a soul bot, and almost untouchable? There is a certain point where they'll create something that can be utilized by adding an evil entity they portal in from Cern or another hellish rift they open with their human sacrifices. They'll put the bad buy into the machine.


Great, they really are fuckers.

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My toaster is artificially intelligent 5a
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Why the toasters? What about intelligent sextoys? chuckle
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Odds that they were liberal brain cells? ZERO.
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Odds that they were liberal brain cells? ZERO.
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Liberal brain cells are rainbow colored.
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Odds that they were liberal brain cells? ZERO.
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You will notice in the article that the few cells they've manage to grow, function quite chaotically. I would suggest that the odds that are liberal brain cell is in fact very high!!
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Odds that they were liberal brain cells? ZERO.
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Liberal brain cells are rainbow colored.
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and BRIEF's brain cells are squished
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:shivacern: The fact is that a great many scientists, chemists and others are quite knowingly doing the devils work. There will be many of them heading for hell.

Dan 2:43 And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.

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that verse is about the two races (black and white) in America not mixing with each other. The iron refers to the previous 4th kingdom (Rome) and the people who descended from the Europeans/Romans.
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This is cool and scary at the same time. The potential to use it to develop real treatments that work...great!

The potential to use it to interface humans and machines...could go really bad.

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Why are they trying to grow brain cells on Chip?

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