The One Haircut That All Women Love on Their Men.

Ah yes...the spooge comb over.

I agree that the 'one' haircut is extremely appealing to women. However, those type of men (with a lot of thick hair) have been told all their lives how gorgeous they are and therefore...

...they'll probably will fail at being loyal to just one woman and family (children). These guys typically have many women lusting after them - until they age and their hair either thins or they just go bald. And get fat.

An example of this would be Sean Connery in his early years of playing Bond. Now look at the guy. Yuck. Another example is Burt Reynolds. Harrison Ford - yet another although he is still in great physical shape.

Very few men (and women) age gracefully and retain their youthful looks and locks. Just sayin' ladies - find a loyal man that will love you until death shall you part.

That's the Millenial doo

With the shaved sides and hunk of hair on top

Yep. Way too coiffed for a real man.

The pidgeotto fggot haircut. The faggiest of all haircuts.

Real chads don't haircut.