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I'm a Professional Telemarketer, Ask Me Anything

 
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Has anyone ever back traced and confronted you?
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05/19/2017 04:07 PM
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Call me maybe?
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Has anyone ever back traced and confronted you?
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No. However I did have a client find the telemarketing office I was working at and stopped by with a check for payment. We had to give it to security.
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Can you take me off the list?
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Has anyone ever back traced and confronted you?
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Wouldn't that be fun?
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Call me maybe?
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hard maybe
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Re: I'm a Professional Telemarketer, Ask Me Anything
What time do you eat dinner? I will call you then

What time do you wake up? I will call an hour before

What time do you go to bed? I will call an hour after
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Has anyone ever back traced and confronted you?
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No. However I did have a client find the telemarketing office I was working at and stopped by with a check for payment. We had to give it to security.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73169920


I was wondering, maybe you fools would piss someone off so much they...well nevermind.
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Can you take me off the list?
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I'm not sure what list you are speaking of, but I do have a list on my desk of tremendous deals that are available to you today only. What kind of credit card do you use for your important business?
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What time do you eat dinner? I will call you then

What time do you wake up? I will call an hour before

What time do you go to bed? I will call an hour after
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I don't eat, I only drink coffee and smoke cigarettes.

I don't sleep. Ever.
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05/19/2017 04:10 PM
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Did you know the government is giving huge refunds when you install solar power?
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05/19/2017 04:11 PM
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Did you know the government is giving huge refunds when you install solar power?
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Only if you qualify. Luckily I can qualify you.

Are you breathing?

Do you have a credit card?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, you are qualified.
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05/19/2017 04:12 PM
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Can you take me off the list?
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I'm not sure what list you are speaking of, but I do have a list on my desk of tremendous deals that are available to you today only. What kind of credit card do you use for your important business?
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That would be a Visa

Deals! I love deals. Where do I sign?

Can I give you my social security number and credit card right here to make it easy?
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Can you take me off the list?
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I'm not sure what list you are speaking of, but I do have a list on my desk of tremendous deals that are available to you today only. What kind of credit card do you use for your important business?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73169920


That would be a Visa

Deals! I love deals. Where do I sign?

Can I give you my social security number and credit card right here to make it easy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69265240


Hold on to that information for right now. When I ask you to send me a wire from your savings account, my Acceptance Department will require that information then.
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05/19/2017 04:17 PM
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What makes you people think you have the right to call folks all day with your un warranted bullshit? I can't think of anything more intrusive:

My phone/service(That I pay for) Is solely for my convenience. If I want to buy something I'll find it. If I'm not looking for it ; I don't want or need it. I simply don't pickup any number I don't recognize. Pollsters are almost as bad.

I Got a call the other day while driving on the freeway; I couldn't see the number until I wrestled the phone out of my pocket one handed , while avoiding aggressive high speed traffic (fucking gallup pollster)..

I can guarantee had I ever answered the phone: you will get hung up on with in 15 seconds; and I will never buy anything from whatever company you are representing.

rantrantrant
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Can you take me off the list?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69265240


I'm not sure what list you are speaking of, but I do have a list on my desk of tremendous deals that are available to you today only. What kind of credit card do you use for your important business?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73169920


That would be a Visa

Deals! I love deals. Where do I sign?

Can I give you my social security number and credit card right here to make it easy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69265240


Hold on to that information for right now. When I ask you to send me a wire from your savings account, my Acceptance Department will require that information then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73169920


And your Visa should start with a 4, read the card number slowly when you are ready.
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05/19/2017 04:18 PM
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What makes you people think you have the right to call folks all day with your un warranted bullshit? I can't think of anything more intrusive:

My phone/service(That I pay for) Is solely for my convenience. If I want to buy something I'll find it. If I'm not looking for it ; I don't want or need it. I simply don't pickup any number I don't recognize. Pollsters are almost as bad.

I Got a call the other day while driving on the freeway; I couldn't see the number until I wrestled the phone out of my pocket one handed , while avoiding aggressive high speed traffic (fucking gallup pollster)..

I can guarantee had I ever answered the phone: you will get hung up on with in 15 seconds; and I will never buy anything from whatever company you are representing.

rantrantrant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70617131


You shouldn't answer your flip phone, or any phone for that matter, while operating a vehicle. What would be a good time to call you back to upgrade that archaic cell phone you are currently using?
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05/19/2017 04:20 PM
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Should I switch to HP Sauce from A1 Sauce when prettying my balls for a date?
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05/19/2017 04:21 PM
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Should I switch to HP Sauce from A1 Sauce when prettying my balls for a date?
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Your mother always prefers that she taste HP sauce on my balls, but your sister prefers A1. The reason why still remains a mystery to me.
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05/19/2017 04:40 PM
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How do you live with yourself, being a scumball for a living?
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05/19/2017 04:41 PM
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Does this look infected to you?
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How do you live with yourself, being a scumball for a living?
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Pretty well, I clear six figures annually and consistently. For you, I happen to have a thesaurus that would be useful considering that you chose to go with scumball as an insult. Please read me your EBT card number and specify which lot in the trailer park is yours.
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Male or Female?
REMOVE KEBAB FOR GREAT JUSTICE

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All warfare is based on deception.
Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable.
When using our forces, we must appear inactive.
When we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away.
When far away, we must make him believe we are near.
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Does this look infected to you?
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Infected, no. Dead, yes.
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Male or Female?
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Male. Single. Likes posting on message boards. Interested in finding Happiness, that bitch stole my wallet at the strip club the other night.
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Does this look infected to you?
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Infected, no. Dead, yes.
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Well, thank God for that...
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How do you live with yourself, being a scumball for a living?
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Pretty well, I clear six figures annually and consistently. For you, I happen to have a thesaurus that would be useful considering that you chose to go with scumball as an insult. Please read me your EBT card number and specify which lot in the trailer park is yours.
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DID you know there is not another word for Thesaurus ?
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Are you wearing pants? Underwear? Anything?
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in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou,
don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

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How many fingers am I holding up right now?
I have three heroes in my life. My Dad, my Mom, and Ronald Reagan.
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How do you live with yourself, being a scumball for a living?
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Pretty well, I clear six figures annually and consistently. For you, I happen to have a thesaurus that would be useful considering that you chose to go with scumball as an insult. Please read me your EBT card number and specify which lot in the trailer park is yours.
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DID you know there is not another word for Thesaurus ?
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You are incorrect sir.

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