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I'm a Professional Telemarketer, Ask Me Anything

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/19/2017 05:04 PM
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You lost me at professional!
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Are you wearing pants? Underwear? Anything?
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I'm fully clothed in a bath robe.
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How many fingers am I holding up right now?
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Two and it is not polite to give people the bird, let a lone the double bird.
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You lost me at professional!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1824310


Its a tough 4 syllable word, its understandable.
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05/19/2017 05:11 PM
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Let me help you...you are not professional. You lost me at professional due to the fact you are on the other end of the scale of being professional, because you are a liar a cheat and by the sounds of it an overly cocky with nothing to show for it fake. You do not make six figure...if you do, post a picture of your yearly earnings with your personal information blacked out. If this isn't something your capable of then piss and stop wasting people time with your bullshit. Did that help you skinny jeans?
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05/19/2017 05:15 PM
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What's up....need to Google some words to use or is Dave sucking jose's cock juice off of your tongue.
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05/19/2017 11:35 PM
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Let me help you...you are not professional. You lost me at professional due to the fact you are on the other end of the scale of being professional, because you are a liar a cheat and by the sounds of it an overly cocky with nothing to show for it fake. You do not make six figure...if you do, post a picture of your yearly earnings with your personal information blacked out. If this isn't something your capable of then piss and stop wasting people time with your bullshit. Did that help you skinny jeans?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1824310


Hopefully it helped you because your wild assumptions about my life are not accurate. But for some reason you felt an extreme sense of pride in trying to shit one someone based on a blog post. Your penis is small.
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What's up....need to Google some words to use or is Dave sucking jose's cock juice off of your tongue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1824310


Not sure who Dave or Jose are but it certainly sounds like they are in need of a big asshole, give them a call.
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05/20/2017 12:10 AM
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Go!
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fish?
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05/20/2017 01:16 AM
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Go!
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fish?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74867865


surf fisherman, amateur
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05/20/2017 01:50 AM

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Do you get the feeling that people may be going all Freudian and transfer all their anger at their own lives to you, anonymous stranger that society says it's ok to hate? I'm not some telemarketing bleeding heart but I've encountered such unhinged people.

Second question, can you please hold while I connect you to a representative?
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05/20/2017 02:01 AM

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I usta sell baseball cards over the phone back in the ninetys

whats the most uve sold in a shift on the phone?

Last Edited by Goneviral on 05/20/2017 02:04 AM
Matthew 28:18King James Version (KJV)

18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.

Mark 16:15 king james bible
15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

2 Thessalonians 1:8-9King James Version
8 In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:

9 Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power

How to obey the Gospel of Jesus Christ

Acts 2:38 King James bible
38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
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05/20/2017 02:14 AM
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Telemarketer, eh?

I'll give you the same advise that Bill Hicks offered to ad men ... kill yourself ... no comedy ... just do it, for the sake of all mankind.

you are not necessary and are a nuisance.
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05/20/2017 02:17 AM
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What would you if you called a tanning salon trying to offer them an insurance quote, you ask for Mike, and the ditzy girl on the other line is like "Oh yea HI! He'll be out in the back alley at 4:20 if you want to come pick it up"
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05/20/2017 03:27 AM
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What's yer home number? Also, do you get paid if you don't finish your spiel? I often let you finish your opening verbal volley, only because I thought that your boss might shit down your neck if I hang up too soon.
Is that true, catbreath?
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05/20/2017 04:06 AM
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When will you commit suicide you harassing peace of shit?

I never understood why people get paid to do what bums do for free.
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05/20/2017 04:16 AM
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How do you NOT quit your job
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05/20/2017 09:24 AM
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Do you get the feeling that people may be going all Freudian and transfer all their anger at their own lives to you, anonymous stranger that society says it's ok to hate? I'm not some telemarketing bleeding heart but I've encountered such unhinged people.

Second question, can you please hold while I connect you to a representative?
 Quoting: X1811


Absolutely people take out their shit on telemarketers. But I always look at that as a challenge to see if someone who is cussing you out can be turned around into a sale.

As far as holding, we will see what your hold music offers.
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05/20/2017 09:26 AM
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I usta sell baseball cards over the phone back in the ninetys

whats the most uve sold in a shift on the phone?
 Quoting: Goneviral


I certainly understand why you 'usta' instead of still currently do.

I have never sold a baseball card over the phone. If you look in my previous replies you will see that I actually make money telemarketing.
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05/20/2017 09:28 AM
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Telemarketer, eh?

I'll give you the same advise that Bill Hicks offered to ad men ... kill yourself ... no comedy ... just do it, for the sake of all mankind.

you are not necessary and are a nuisance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74924348


Food, Air, and Water are the only necessities. I agree. But I won't kill myself, I will just continue selling to acquire enough necessities to where I can retire.
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05/20/2017 09:29 AM
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What would you if you called a tanning salon trying to offer them an insurance quote, you ask for Mike, and the ditzy girl on the other line is like "Oh yea HI! He'll be out in the back alley at 4:20 if you want to come pick it up"
 Quoting: alien_


Easy. Send the guy we just hired yesterday to go to the back alley appointment and tell the new guy it should be an easy sale, he already has the check made out to us.
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05/20/2017 09:31 AM
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What's yer home number? Also, do you get paid if you don't finish your spiel? I often let you finish your opening verbal volley, only because I thought that your boss might shit down your neck if I hang up too soon.
Is that true, catbreath?
 Quoting: millrat


My home number is 10. Some poor schleps get paid hourly to just go through the motions. But real telemarketers take commission only positions or independent contractor positions in order to get paid the highest amount possible. Hourly sales jobs are for amateurs who do not have any confidence in their ability.
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05/20/2017 09:32 AM
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When will you commit suicide you harassing peace of shit?

I never understood why people get paid to do what bums do for free.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69993567


A bum does not provide a service, unless said bum has a "Golden Voice". When I sell you, you get whatever service I sold you. You know, the service that you had no idea that you wanted/needed until I called and spoke to you for 10 minutes.
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05/20/2017 09:33 AM
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How do you NOT quit your job
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Because I get paid well.
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05/20/2017 09:35 AM
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Is bacon the and only true food on the planet Earth?
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05/20/2017 09:35 AM
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oh boy, here we go...
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05/20/2017 09:39 AM
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Is bacon the and only true food on the planet Earth?
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Its the only important food, I mean it has niacin in it for Christs Sake.
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05/20/2017 09:41 AM
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oh boy, here we go...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74915754


I'm not sure where you are heading but I can certainly save you some money on your travel and accommodations so you have more money to have fun with while you are there. You wouldn't be upset if you had more money to have fun with on vacation, correct?
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no woman will ever mate with you, so none of your worthless seed will go forth.

You have bad breath and inside you are putrefying as your organs are attacked by various bacterium and viruses. You feel like your life force is dissipating a little more each day.

When you return to your craft, your mouth will be filled with fine dust and baby powder making it difficult to speak and your throat will be dry and parched.

You will be beset with small impediments in your daily life and deprived of even the smallest pleasure.

you are as dust and unloved


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