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BREAKING: Attempted hijacking of AA 31, LAX-Honolulu

 
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Thank Allah that the Obutthead appointed federal judge in Honolulu blocked the travel ban. Can you imagine the shame inconvenience, and humiliation that poor muzzie terrorist would have suffered if it hadn't been for that nice judge? He was probably going to stop in and thank him. After he crashed the plane, of course.
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He did he breech security at LAX? Not that it's all that difficult to do but how did he do that, get caught and still allowed on the flight????
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Obama flying "home", demanded more friend chicken in Coach?

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Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

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Thank Allah that the Obutthead appointed federal judge in Honolulu blocked the travel ban. Can you imagine the shame inconvenience, and humiliation that poor muzzie terrorist would have suffered if it hadn't been for that nice judge? He was probably going to stop in and thank him. After he crashed the plane, of course.
 Quoting: Huck Fillary


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‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC

8 U.S.C. § 1182(f)
Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead.
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I bet they are taking that laptop apart eeeeeeever so carefully.

Not that we would hear if they found anything, but....
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So Turkish prez orders his security to attack lawful protesters on American soil and rubberneck sit. Now Turkish nationals are trying to hijack planes.

And yet Trump met with Erdogan at the Oval Office. Erdogan. Who Mike Flynn was working for.
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So Turkish prez orders his security to attack lawful protesters on American soil and rubberneck sit. Now Turkish nationals are trying to hijack planes.

And yet Trump met with Erdogan at the Oval Office. Erdogan. Who Mike Flynn was working for.
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Dry run to see how close they can get to the cockpit before lighting the fuse!
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fake as fuck
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Why would you hijack a Hawaii bound flight?
Pointless
Fly it into a volcano or dog the bounty hunter ?
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The only viable target I could think of would be Pearl Harbor?
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Maybe u turn the plane back to LA to cause damage there? Praise God this was stopped.
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Well, that will probably end taking your iPad and lap top on board. Airline officials met in Switzerland last week to try and implement the laptop/iPad ban more domestic American flights and the American Airlines were fighting it, until now.
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Has anyone been able to confirm how it is he breached security but was allowed on the flight?
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Well, that will probably end taking your iPad and lap top on board. Airline officials met in Switzerland last week to try and implement the laptop/iPad ban more domestic American flights and the American Airlines were fighting it, until now.
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Of course! Now everyone will have to pay to check their bags in now!
Fuck the airlines! Bring back AmTrack!
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Planned to fly it into Pearl Harbor?
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Why would you hijack a Hawaii bound flight?
Pointless
Fly it into a volcano or dog the bounty hunter ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72036384


The only viable target I could think of would be Pearl Harbor?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74500204


Really guy? 99% of the people that read this thread thought of PH first. Displaying minimal thought is ok, but try to lead by example, not spout out the first obvious answer that comes to mind.


If there is an american citizen at the point of impact or in the crash, they hit their target, even if it is 1 single person. There doesn't have to be a super elite huge target at the end of the track...just the blood of one american will do....This is the way they think, and it is the way we should think when it comes to defending ourselves.
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Man is the thread gone dead or what???
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Pro Tip:

Check your portfolios. If you hold stock in GoGo Internet (provider of inflight net access),
you should consider if this would be a wise stock to hold in light of the forthcoming expansion
of the ban.
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they hijack long distance/international flights because they have the most fuel. thought we already learned that. not that i buy the official 9/11 story, but that part at least made sense.
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Obama flying "home", demanded more friend chicken in Coach?

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He was prob payed
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Any chance it was to crash into Trump's plane? Didn't it just take off recently for his trip overseas?
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Pro Tip:

Check your portfolios. If you hold stock in GoGo Internet (provider of inflight net access),
you should consider if this would be a wise stock to hold in light of the forthcoming expansion
of the ban.
 Quoting: Gelatinous Mass


Is this what's called 'insider trading"....?


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05/19/2017 08:27 PM
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Perp was holding a laptop and trying to breach the cockpit door.

Didn't Trump just warn the Russians about terrorist plots to use laptops on planes? Vindicated AGAIN.

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Obama flying "home", demanded more friend chicken in Coach?

obamy
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hesright
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What's 'friend' chicken???

Do we mean fried???

That makes more sense...


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Why would you hijack a Hawaii bound flight?
Pointless
Fly it into a volcano or dog the bounty hunter ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72036384

He was just some dumb drunk, nothing more.
Sensational title.
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Why would you hijack a Hawaii bound flight?
Pointless
Fly it into a volcano or dog the bounty hunter ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72036384


Because it's loaded with lots of fuel. That gives him plenty of gas to get where he wants to go, or it makes a bigger fireball when the plane crashes. Who knows what this goat fucker wanted to do.
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Any chance it was to crash into Trump's plane? Didn't it just take off recently for his trip overseas?
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Angel took off from Andrews AFB hours ago for Saudi Arabia. Not a chance.
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05/19/2017 08:31 PM
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HE TRIED TO ENTER THE COCKPIT WHILE HE WAS CARRYING A LAPTOP!!!

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[link to edition.cnn.com]

First on CNN: New terrorist laptop bombs may evade airport security, intel sources say

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The flight departed from Los Angeles International Airport on 8:34 a.m. on May 19. Once the flight was in the air, the suspect reportedly was waiting to use the bathroom on the plane close to the cockpit when a flight attendant asked him to sit down, ABC news reported. A source said that the suspect was carrying a laptop computer with him as he tried to breach the cockpit door

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74869282


Guess theyll ban laptops on flights now too.

Geez with all the restrictions and headaches, who would even want to fly these days??
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