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my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?

 
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my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
We opened our pool today, 16x32 and our driveway is right next to our neighbor's backyard. So we drug our pool cover over to her grassy area instead of getting it dirty by trying to fold it in the gravel drive.

It was wet as we had rinsed it off, so I couldn't fold it up wet for mold/smelly I didn't want. It was only going to take FIVE minutes with the wind drying it spread out flat.

I tolerate my neighbor, as she has 4 dogs, who bark constantly when she lets them out in her run, for years now. We dont speak as about 3 yrs ago I had words w her about the noise and that she is only allowed THREE dogs in the city here, she should consider moving to the country if she wants so many dogs. (Didnt help a bit, grrrr).

She has no side yard, so she drives her riding lawn mower up my drive to get to her front yard...as her small tree is in her way to stay on her own property to get it to the front yard.

Today she and her adult kids open her back door and yell, cuss at us because of us drying this cover in her grass. Cussing she is going to call the cops, we are trespassing -I tell her it is only for 5 mins, and hey she drives up on my property all the time, and if she calls the cops, I will tell them about her 4 dogs, barking all the time!

She calls them anyway. (Cop didnt read me riot act)
Now I am going to put a fence down beside the driveway so she will stay off it, need to cut that small tree to get mower to her front yard.

The noise is really bad whenever we have company in our backyard from her 4 dogs barking all the time.

Question is, should I also report to the city about her extra dog (will help w the barking noise, grrr) but will also show her, you only get back as good as you give..not going to let someone walk on me like that...but would feel bad, her needing to give up a dog (but rules are rules).

What is it you would do??
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You should put up a fence and leave it at that. Unless you are one of those people who thrive on conflict then esculate but you will not find happiness nor satisfaction.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.
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Ummm... Why not cut out all of the extra steps and just spray the round up directly on the lawn???
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Question is, should I also report to the city about her extra dog (will help w the barking noise, grrr) but will also show her, you only get back as good as you give..not going to let someone walk on me like that...but would feel bad, her needing to give up a dog (but rules are rules).

What is it you would do??
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no, that would be punishing the dog, not the neighbor..... and you'd certainly want to wait awhile before any retaliation----which will give you time to come up with better, more creative ideas.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
For tried and true methodology,...search "George Hayduke".
Old school, but effective.
I have always enjoyed the "Change of address" filing technique,...
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The Dog will suffer from your actions ...... KARMA
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Problem with irrational neighbors is you may have to live with them for the next 20-30 years, and it's not worth the grief to risk escalation given the potential next steps they might take.

I'd still fence off your property as the old saying goes 'good fences make good neighbors.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Don't mess with the dog, it's innocent in this mess

Build the fence for sure, but as for being neighborly, don't even piss on her if she catches on fire (as my grandma would have said rest her sassy soul)
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
We opened our pool today, 16x32 and our driveway is right next to our neighbor's backyard. So we drug our pool cover over to her grassy area instead of getting it dirty by trying to fold it in the gravel drive.

It was wet as we had rinsed it off, so I couldn't fold it up wet for mold/smelly I didn't want. It was only going to take FIVE minutes with the wind drying it spread out flat.

I tolerate my neighbor, as she has 4 dogs, who bark constantly when she lets them out in her run, for years now. We dont speak as about 3 yrs ago I had words w her about the noise and that she is only allowed THREE dogs in the city here, she should consider moving to the country if she wants so many dogs. (Didnt help a bit, grrrr).

She has no side yard, so she drives her riding lawn mower up my drive to get to her front yard...as her small tree is in her way to stay on her own property to get it to the front yard.

Today she and her adult kids open her back door and yell, cuss at us because of us drying this cover in her grass. Cussing she is going to call the cops, we are trespassing -I tell her it is only for 5 mins, and hey she drives up on my property all the time, and if she calls the cops, I will tell them about her 4 dogs, barking all the time!

She calls them anyway. (Cop didnt read me riot act)
Now I am going to put a fence down beside the driveway so she will stay off it, need to cut that small tree to get mower to her front yard.

The noise is really bad whenever we have company in our backyard from her 4 dogs barking all the time.

Question is, should I also report to the city about her extra dog (will help w the barking noise, grrr) but will also show her, you only get back as good as you give..not going to let someone walk on me like that...but would feel bad, her needing to give up a dog (but rules are rules).

What is it you would do??
 Quoting: savcash


Call the City and tell them you hear her screaming at the dogs and sickening "thuds" and then whining and crying. Animal Abuse.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
OP, you didn't have the right to use any part of her property for any reason.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Its not like she caused you any trouble. She's just a bitch. Its not the dog's fault.

It sounds like the police a agree.

The best revenge is good living.

Perhaps by understanding the dog's plight it will seem less a bother for now.

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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
We opened our pool today, 16x32 and our driveway is right next to our neighbor's backyard. So we drug our pool cover over to her grassy area instead of getting it dirty by trying to fold it in the gravel drive.

It was wet as we had rinsed it off, so I couldn't fold it up wet for mold/smelly I didn't want. It was only going to take FIVE minutes with the wind drying it spread out flat.

I tolerate my neighbor, as she has 4 dogs, who bark constantly when she lets them out in her run, for years now. We dont speak as about 3 yrs ago I had words w her about the noise and that she is only allowed THREE dogs in the city here, she should consider moving to the country if she wants so many dogs. (Didnt help a bit, grrrr).

She has no side yard, so she drives her riding lawn mower up my drive to get to her front yard...as her small tree is in her way to stay on her own property to get it to the front yard.

Today she and her adult kids open her back door and yell, cuss at us because of us drying this cover in her grass. Cussing she is going to call the cops, we are trespassing -I tell her it is only for 5 mins, and hey she drives up on my property all the time, and if she calls the cops, I will tell them about her 4 dogs, barking all the time!

She calls them anyway. (Cop didnt read me riot act)
Now I am going to put a fence down beside the driveway so she will stay off it, need to cut that small tree to get mower to her front yard.

The noise is really bad whenever we have company in our backyard from her 4 dogs barking all the time.

Question is, should I also report to the city about her extra dog (will help w the barking noise, grrr) but will also show her, you only get back as good as you give..not going to let someone walk on me like that...but would feel bad, her needing to give up a dog (but rules are rules).

What is it you would do??
 Quoting: savcash


Stop being a jerk yourself.

Maybe all she really wanted was for you to ASK to use her yard and maybe an invite for a swim.
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Tit for tat, -and we wonder why the world is the way it is.
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Get some dog treats... those chewy meaty cube kind....

...insert some bath salts into the treats, lob them over the fence to each of her doggies, then simply sit back, turn on the TV and wait on the media to arrive.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Problem with irrational neighbors is you may have to live with them for the next 20-30 years, and it's not worth the grief to risk escalation given the potential next steps they might take.

I'd still fence off your property as the old saying goes 'good fences make good neighbors.
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bump

All the good sense I have learned goes in this direction. Plus China knows what he is talking about. Personal space is almost 0 in China.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Walk over there and apologize. Be the bigger person.Then, when shes sleeping, throw the roundup ice cubes on her lawn.
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Payback it is said is a bitch, but ambush is a mother f@cker.

Hit her when she least expects it and she'll never mess around again.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.
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Like a boss


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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
My advice is don't call the city about her dogs. It may cause the dogs to suffer being removed. Definitely don't do anything TO the dogs as revenge. That's evil.

Building the fence is an idea worth considering.
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For tried and true methodology,...search "George Hayduke".
Old school, but effective.
I have always enjoyed the "Change of address" filing technique,...
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I had on of his getting even books - good stuff.

Getting even doesn't have to be destructive just annoying for the receiver.

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let it go. enjoy your pool.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.
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bwahahahaahahahahahaha fcking brilliant man, lololololol.

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OP, don't do anything you will regret. Putting up a fence is a very good idea and should settle it.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Put the fence up ,maybe add hedges to buffer the dog noise. Don't report the dog, its not his fault. Try to stay on your property and avoid your neighbor.
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OP, you didn't have the right to use any part of her property for any reason.
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neither do those neighbors driving their mover on OPs driveway to get to their front yard.

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I'd leave the extra dog out of it, but I'd be sure to put up a fence.
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OP, you didn't have the right to use any part of her property for any reason.
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This.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Its not like she caused you any trouble. She's just a bitch. Its not the dog's fault.

It sounds like the police a agree.

The best revenge is good living.

Perhaps by understanding the dog's plight it will seem less a bother for now.

Golden
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Defiantly keep the dogs out of it but your meme....

Republicans have been doing that and look what its got them - violence from ever angle from the Libs.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
hedge rows! or for pure evil.....
a cheap android and waterproof speaker out side playing slim whitmans lasso the sky, on a loop.your troubles will be over.
or save your piss and spray it with sprayer on dogs at night.makem sticky with it.
wait until a big ice storm and at night take and spray your water hose on there house roof.all night.use two hoses so water is pre chilled before hitting roof.5000gallons times 8lbs is 40thousand lbs.get it?
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