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my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?

 
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Trashy neighbors are a pain in the ass. Had one chase me down and pull a knife on me (supposedly because I took a picture of his dog, while I was out walking my dog).

I thought about calling the police, retaliating, poisoning his dogs, all of that -- but, decided to just let it go.

He pulls a knife on me again, he DIES. Whether this goes any further is all up to him.

It's just part of life, dealing with trash like that ...

don't ever think that the grade school bullying stuff ends there, that's just the start of it all ...
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
lol, some good answers (except walk over and apologize, she wouldnt answer the door even)

You're right about being the poor dog that needs to leave - would hate to see that. (Also hate that constant barking.)'ve

Sure, I could've asked, for 5 min, or she could have started her conversation asking what i was doing not starting to cuss right off. (and she doesnt ask ever to use mine, but that is okay, she will soon learn.- ONCE THAT FENCE IS UP, SHE JUST LOST VALUE OF HER PROPERTY)

But when the fence man comes to survey the property line to put up the fence, by going into the back yard to find the stake, if she even tries to give him any flack for trespassing, THEN I WILL ASK HER WHICH DOG WOULD SHE LIKE TO GET RID OF?

Sad she is like this, never did a thing to her.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.
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I would also add to that...

Get your morning paper, walk over to neighbors yard, drop your pants and pinch off a deuce while you read the latest local news.

Your neighbor will have one extra item in their yard to inspect.

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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You are too close for a missile exchange, I suggest Infantry
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You are too close for a missile exchange, I suggest Infantry
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I'd suggest Special Forces, unless you want an entire grid square deaded ...
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Walk over there and apologize. Be the bigger person.Then, when shes sleeping, throw the roundup ice cubes on her lawn.
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and what if one of the neighbor's dogs gets to it before it melts and ingests one of those cubes?......then OP would have real problems.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Walk over there and apologize. Be the bigger person.Then, when shes sleeping, throw the roundup ice cubes on her lawn.
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and what if one of the neighbor's dogs gets to it before it melts and ingests one of those cubes?......then OP would have real problems.
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they have only gotten out of their fenced in yard once in all these years....but that barking, and her, yelling shut up a dozen times from inside-not coming out to make the 4 dogs listen, mind blowing.

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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You are too close for a missile exchange, I suggest Infantry
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I'd suggest Special Forces, unless you want an entire grid square deaded ...
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I agree...how silly of me.
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You should put up a fence and leave it at that. Unless you are one of those people who thrive on conflict then esculate but you will not find happiness nor satisfaction.
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And 3 dogs bark just as much as 4, so you'd only be harming an innocent animal.

The fence is a good idea.

But retaliating. Round up ice cubes.

Don't considering being evil.

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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You had no business putting your wet pool on her lawn. You should have been the adult as a neighbor, knocked on her door, and asked permission. If she said "No", then you could have said " I was hoping you would reciprocate the courtesy that I extend you to ride your mower on my driveway to access your lawn. So...I am hereby advising you not to ever ride your mower on my property again. Is that how we are going to proceed?"

If she got mouthy, you rise above her and just walk away.

Fences make for good neighbors...so ya, get to it. The dog is an innocent soul, so don't be an asshole and violate the laws of love and nature.

If she had been agreeable, you could have started a fresh, second-chance relationship.

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FENCES RULE I HATE PEOPLE
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Put up the fence..stat..No Roundup..I have read of people getting cancer from it..

The fence should take care of the problem..
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You are too close for a missile exchange, I suggest Infantry
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I'd suggest Special Forces, unless you want an entire grid square deaded ...
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I agree...how silly of me.
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Yes, regular Infantry is great for mass destruction, but if you need a surgical strike, SF is the only way to go
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You should put up a fence and leave it at that. Unless you are one of those people who thrive on conflict then esculate but you will not find happiness nor satisfaction.
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And 3 dogs bark just as much as 4, so you'd only be harming an innocent animal.

The fence is a good idea.

But retaliating. Round up ice cubes.

Don't considering being evil.
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The glyphosate shills say that Roundup is harmless
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Since when do Morans expect someone to sacrifice their families Mental-Health, or the Peaceful and Quiet enjoyment of their property?

Over a Dog?

Nuisance animals should be destroyed, just like a Rat, or any other form of vermin.

Some of you folks are pretty sick & twisted, you need to get your priorities in proper order.

No fucking Dog is worth a human being having to suffer its turds, its diseases, its fleas, or its constant barking or whining.

Euthanize the offending animals, do it smart, secretly, don't ever tell anyone. That means NO ONE.

Don't get caught.
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Get a fence and also report their dogs.
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She sounds like a real winner..Maybe she should be tied up outside..lol...In any case, the dogs are not at fault..She is...no training it seems.
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....So we drug our pool cover over to her grassy area instead of getting it dirty by trying to fold it in the gravel drive......
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Do you understand the concepts of property rights and trespassing? I understand that they trespassed on your driveway but you crossed a (literal) line.

If you are going to waltz your ass on her property to fold your pool cover I would support her coming over to your pool for a midnight skinny dip.
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Since when do Morans expect someone to sacrifice their families Mental-Health, or the Peaceful and Quiet enjoyment of their property?

Over a Dog?

Nuisance animals should be destroyed, just like a Rat, or any other form of vermin.

Some of you folks are pretty sick & twisted, you need to get your priorities in proper order.

No fucking Dog is worth a human being having to suffer its turds, its diseases, its fleas, or its constant barking or whining.

Euthanize the offending animals, do it smart, secretly, don't ever tell anyone. That means NO ONE.

Don't get caught.
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Up your meds.
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No, don't do it.........the dog could suffer because of your desire to hurt her. The dog is innocent. Leave it alone.
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Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.
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Sounds like something my once neighbor who has a meth lab would do
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Since when do Morans expect someone to sacrifice their families Mental-Health, or the Peaceful and Quiet enjoyment of their property?

Over a Dog?

Nuisance animals should be destroyed, just like a Rat, or any other form of vermin.

Some of you folks are pretty sick & twisted, you need to get your priorities in proper order.

No fucking Dog is worth a human being having to suffer its turds, its diseases, its fleas, or its constant barking or whining.

Euthanize the offending animals, do it smart, secretly, don't ever tell anyone. That means NO ONE.

Don't get caught.
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Nooooooo ... just let it go ...
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You had no business putting your wet pool on her lawn. You should have been the adult as a neighbor, knocked on her door, and asked permission. If she said "No", then you could have said " I was hoping you would reciprocate the courtesy that I extend you to ride your mower on my driveway to access your lawn. So...I am hereby advising you not to ever ride your mower on my property again. Is that how we are going to proceed?"

If she got mouthy, you rise above her and just walk away.

Fences make for good neighbors...so ya, get to it. The dog is an innocent soul, so don't be an asshole and violate the laws of love and nature.

If she had been agreeable, you could have started a fresh, second-chance relationship.

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Probly the best answer, however, if she were a "good" person, she would make her dogs listen and not sit on her butt and holler shut up a dozen times from inside. Not near acting like a good neighbor or doing the Golden rule.

I will tape the dogs however, if they bark for 45 min straight (and they do whenever) I will call the cops, cop said to, they will come over and make her take them in. He suggested calling the warden to report added dog, which I am not doing - at least not now.

But I wouldnt to her and hers as she has done to us, peace is a wonderful thing!

She started off wrong cussing at three people standing around a flat pool cover, not asking what the hell?

But oh well, she is the looser -will need to cut down a small tree to get her mower in front yard. If even it
will fit.
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And you should have asked her permission before putting your stuff on her property. Period.

Just because she does things that are wrong doesn't mean you should too. Take the high road here, dont retaliate.

Plus the poor dogs have nothing to do with your beef with her and your actions could cause one of them to suffer.

See if you can patch things up with her. If you can't, then live with it, or move. In the end, it's best if you can patch things up and be the better person.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
I have bad neighbors also. They shine their security light on me constantly and act very paranoid. I forgive their ignorance, but have had to mark them as people I can not trust and have to watch. As for the dog barking, try a sonic dog bark controller, check eBay. Best to just avoid negative people, but do not let their ignorance get to you. Ignore them.
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You had no business putting your wet pool on her lawn. You should have been the adult as a neighbor, knocked on her door, and asked permission. If she said "No", then you could have said " I was hoping you would reciprocate the courtesy that I extend you to ride your mower on my driveway to access your lawn. So...I am hereby advising you not to ever ride your mower on my property again. Is that how we are going to proceed?"

If she got mouthy, you rise above her and just walk away.

Fences make for good neighbors...so ya, get to it. The dog is an innocent soul, so don't be an asshole and violate the laws of love and nature.

If she had been agreeable, you could have started a fresh, second-chance relationship.

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Neighbor poster, please tell me you have a vagina between your legs?

Only excuse to be this sensitive.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
We opened our pool today, 16x32 and our driveway is right next to our neighbor's backyard. So we drug our pool cover over to her grassy area instead of getting it dirty by trying to fold it in the gravel drive.

It was wet as we had rinsed it off, so I couldn't fold it up wet for mold/smelly I didn't want. It was only going to take FIVE minutes with the wind drying it spread out flat.

I tolerate my neighbor, as she has 4 dogs, who bark constantly when she lets them out in her run, for years now. We dont speak as about 3 yrs ago I had words w her about the noise and that she is only allowed THREE dogs in the city here, she should consider moving to the country if she wants so many dogs. (Didnt help a bit, grrrr).

She has no side yard, so she drives her riding lawn mower up my drive to get to her front yard...as her small tree is in her way to stay on her own property to get it to the front yard.

Today she and her adult kids open her back door and yell, cuss at us because of us drying this cover in her grass. Cussing she is going to call the cops, we are trespassing -I tell her it is only for 5 mins, and hey she drives up on my property all the time, and if she calls the cops, I will tell them about her 4 dogs, barking all the time!

She calls them anyway. (Cop didnt read me riot act)
Now I am going to put a fence down beside the driveway so she will stay off it, need to cut that small tree to get mower to her front yard.

The noise is really bad whenever we have company in our backyard from her 4 dogs barking all the time.

Question is, should I also report to the city about her extra dog (will help w the barking noise, grrr) but will also show her, you only get back as good as you give..not going to let someone walk on me like that...but would feel bad, her needing to give up a dog (but rules are rules).

What is it you would do??
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Never talk to her again unless you're wearing a personal recording device and are in a one-party state. If you're not in a one-party state, every time she opens her cock holster, cut her off mid sentence (while already recording) and tell her "I am informing you that this conversation is being recorded and any continued communication will be taken as consent to such recording. After that have the conversation. Her "adult" kids will always serve as witness to w/e bullshit she accuses you of, you you have to CYA first. Past that, put up the fence! Y'all had an unspoken treaty / agreement and she wanted to torpedo that too and insist on being a cunt. Expunge that BS from your life IMO. No one has time for neighbors from hell. once the fence is up, THEN report her for the dogs. if you report her for the dog violations before the fence is done she could potentially make the fence project a living nightmare. however, if it is already completed, she has no leverage to torpedo your project. Just make sure your fence is in code, if codes apply in your area and get the inspector out there before she does. Nothing better than having a pissy neighbor trying to call you in for a code violation only to be told they've already checked, it's legit and to stop calling. Also put up cameras on your house watching that entire side of your property and the property line as she will most likely mess with stuff. If she's caught on camera damaging your stuff, that's another charge; but without the camera it is all just speculation and the damage is done. You'll have to hide them well though, or they may just shoot them with a pellet gun from out of view before doing stuff. Cameras in the open are useless.

Hope this helps OP
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Fuck you dog lovers, I don't care if its the dogs fault. DOGS ARE NOT PEOPLE.

Report the people for the extra dogs. Nobody wants to listen to the yapping, and its the owners responsibility to stop it. If thevowner is irresponsible with the dog, then they shoukdn't have them.

But I have generally found all fog owners to be idiots.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You had no business putting your wet pool on her lawn. You should have been the adult as a neighbor, knocked on her door, and asked permission. If she said "No", then you could have said " I was hoping you would reciprocate the courtesy that I extend you to ride your mower on my driveway to access your lawn. So...I am hereby advising you not to ever ride your mower on my property again. Is that how we are going to proceed?"

If she got mouthy, you rise above her and just walk away.

Fences make for good neighbors...so ya, get to it. The dog is an innocent soul, so don't be an asshole and violate the laws of love and nature.

If she had been agreeable, you could have started a fresh, second-chance relationship.

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 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


Neighbor poster, please tell me you have a vagina between your legs?

Only excuse to be this sensitive.
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Be more specific.
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