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my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?

 
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dress up like captain spaulding, mindfuck them cunts before you "you know what" them


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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
We opened our pool today, 16x32 and our driveway is right next to our neighbor's backyard. So we drug our pool cover over to her grassy area instead of getting it dirty by trying to fold it in the gravel drive.

It was wet as we had rinsed it off, so I couldn't fold it up wet for mold/smelly I didn't want. It was only going to take FIVE minutes with the wind drying it spread out flat.

I tolerate my neighbor, as she has 4 dogs, who bark constantly when she lets them out in her run, for years now. We dont speak as about 3 yrs ago I had words w her about the noise and that she is only allowed THREE dogs in the city here, she should consider moving to the country if she wants so many dogs. (Didnt help a bit, grrrr).

She has no side yard, so she drives her riding lawn mower up my drive to get to her front yard...as her small tree is in her way to stay on her own property to get it to the front yard.

Today she and her adult kids open her back door and yell, cuss at us because of us drying this cover in her grass. Cussing she is going to call the cops, we are trespassing -I tell her it is only for 5 mins, and hey she drives up on my property all the time, and if she calls the cops, I will tell them about her 4 dogs, barking all the time!

She calls them anyway. (Cop didnt read me riot act)
Now I am going to put a fence down beside the driveway so she will stay off it, need to cut that small tree to get mower to her front yard.

The noise is really bad whenever we have company in our backyard from her 4 dogs barking all the time.

Question is, should I also report to the city about her extra dog (will help w the barking noise, grrr) but will also show her, you only get back as good as you give..not going to let someone walk on me like that...but would feel bad, her needing to give up a dog (but rules are rules).

What is it you would do??
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1. NEVER trespass.
2. Call city every time the dogs bark.
3. Report EVERY time she trespasses
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If you do retaliate, this thread is the biggest mistake of your life you tard monkey
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.
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mmmmmm Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
I agree with the comments regarding the dog. I would not report the innocent dog.

hf
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.
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bwahahahaahahahahahaha fcking brilliant man, lololololol.

cruise
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Freezing poison in your freezer is fucking retarded
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Only if you lack a basic understanding of molecules & chemistry. I mean like freshman in highschool level...
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Also there is always the option of sniper rifle all the dogs and bury them in cement drop in river lol
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
youre an asshole op who obviously doesnt care for animals

you shld hv asked for permission....they had no idea how long it wld take to dry and you just doing it was extremely passive aggressive....you escalated the situation before you even did anything with the pool cover

if you dont want neighbors and noise then MOVE where you dont hv them

essentially you want animal control to take one of her pets and kill one of the dogs or all of them for YOUR convenience

KY instead
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OP has broken no laws, while the cunt next door has been constantly and expects to be an exception to the law while giving OP a hard time for barely assuming a form of agreement between the two of them. You're nuts and put bullshit before logic.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Also there is always the option of sniper rifle all the dogs and bury them in cement drop in river lol
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Since we are being sicko's, why not suggest just sniper the cussing neighbor and cement block her into the river, and find homes for the dogs...in a distant county?

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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.
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This is going to be a stupid idea when one of you loved ones put the cubes in their tea or kool-aid. Then you vengences turns to regret. Its funny how opften this happens...karma.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You should not have used her lawn without permission. But she has no right to disturb the peace with her dogs. Barking dogs are the worst. There should be stronger laws concerning that noise. I"d do whatever it takes to stop the barking, if that involves reporting her to the city, so be it. I have no patience with barking dogs.
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Humans with a soul learn to tone out the glorious sounds of a dog being vocal. I would rather listen to ten barking dogs than read your tripe about wanting the government to pass another asinine law.
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For hours without end - no.

Birds are glorious sounds. Not non-stop barking of one dog let alone many dogs.

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05/20/2017 12:18 AM
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If you do retaliate, this thread is the biggest mistake of your life you tard monkey
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nothing that a degausser can't fix, but that's not even an issue. For such a petty level dispute, no one is going to do a forensic analysis on OPs computer. There is a cost / worth equation related to such things and that other thing too. Written on paper, comes from a judge before search & seizure.. Oh yeah, A FUCKING WARRANT!
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Also there is always the option of sniper rifle all the dogs and bury them in cement drop in river lol
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A sniper rifle! God you're stupid. No one will hear it? You are too dumb to be a criminal.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.
 Quoting: FrozenRoundUp 34420850


This is going to be a stupid idea when one of you loved ones put the cubes in their tea or kool-aid. Then you vengences turns to regret. Its funny how opften this happens...karma.
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Link just one instance where this has happened...
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What is it you would do??
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.308 is your friend cool2

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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You had no right to put your property on her property without an agreement. Lucky she didn't chew the pool cover up with her lawnmower.
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offer her 3.50
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You should not have used her lawn without permission. But she has no right to disturb the peace with her dogs. Barking dogs are the worst. There should be stronger laws concerning that noise. I"d do whatever it takes to stop the barking, if that involves reporting her to the city, so be it. I have no patience with barking dogs.
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Humans with a soul learn to tone out the glorious sounds of a dog being vocal. I would rather listen to ten barking dogs than read your tripe about wanting the government to pass another asinine law.
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For hours without end - no.

Birds are glorious sounds. Not non-stop barking of one dog let alone many dogs.

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 Quoting: Lilopin

^this^
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
I am glad I live in a penthouse view condo in a high rise building and have a huge Olympic size pool downstairs that someone else maintains.

However, we have idiot dog freaks here too. One person has three, in an APARTMENT! Thankfully not on our floor.

People don't give a shit, they're rude, selfish morons, wherever you go, neighbors can suck.
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You fucked up by thinking her lawn was an area for your pool cover. Don't fuck with other people's stuff. Dumbass.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Just to reiterate, you are the jerk. Keep your shit in your own yard. If you put your shit in my yard, I would have lit it on fire.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
Problem with irrational neighbors is you may have to live with them for the next 20-30 years, and it's not worth the grief to risk escalation given the potential next steps they might take.

I'd still fence off your property as the old saying goes 'good fences make good neighbors.
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Also there is always the option of sniper rifle all the dogs and bury them in cement drop in river lol
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A sniper rifle! God you're stupid. No one will hear it? You are too dumb to be a criminal.
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Actually, you are. Suppressors are legal in most states with a proper trust or tax stamp. All you need is a friend that has one. Purchase a new barrel through a proxy, usually cash directly at a gun store is the best way to get it anonymously. if you're worried about being on camera, proxy the face-time through a hobo. A lot of hobos are happy for a decent $50, hotel room for the night to clean up, shave, shower and you get them a decent set of clothes at goodwill. Have one hobo buy the barrel at gun store A, then get a completely different hobo IN A DIFFERENT TOWN to take the new barrel to gun store B in the different town to have it properly threaded.

After that, replace your original barrel with the newly purchased and threaded one, mount the can ( I recommend the osprey running wet for rifle calibers). Do what you need to, then put the original barrel back on, return the can to your friend and dispose of the culprit barrel in a highly destructive manner. Always beware of any man who has a backyard forge. They're the best way to turn such an item into random household goods leaving the evidence no longer in existence.

It's not much different with bodies and don't you dare ask how I know these things.
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
OP is long gone, but...in the effort of playing along...

You are a total bitch neighbor.

You could have handled this differently, but no, you have years and years of being a total bitch neighbor.

Fuck your pool and fuck your pool tarp.

You knew you would cause trouble and had the OMG she has 4 dogs not 3 excuse. You are a horrible human being.

4 dogs are > than your stupid pool tarp that you supposedly put on their land to dry. You dimwit, think this through.

In summation, fuck you and your pool tarp.

BARK!
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You fucked up by thinking her lawn was an area for your pool cover. Don't fuck with other people's stuff. Dumbass.
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This is the truth OP, if you want to build your fence and report the dogs go ahead.

You shouldn't let your sentimentality allow others to break the law. The laws are there so everyone can have good neighbours.
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youre an asshole op who obviously doesnt care for animals

you shld hv asked for permission....they had no idea how long it wld take to dry and you just doing it was extremely passive aggressive....you escalated the situation before you even did anything with the pool cover

if you dont want neighbors and noise then MOVE where you dont hv them

essentially you want animal control to take one of her pets and kill one of the dogs or all of them for YOUR convenience

KY instead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74801056




I have a friend that lives in the country. His nearest neighbor is 1/2+ mile away. They have more that 3 dogs and they bark all the time. My friend has lived there for 20+ years, the neighbors a couple of years....Why the hell should my friend move because he has irresponsible dog owners as neighbors.?

Sorry but, I told him to find out if those dogs are 1)being abused by being tied up all day and 2) if there are too many of them - if so report the neighbors.

Doesn't matter how far you move away from neighbors they can be a pain in the ass.

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She's obviously a piece of trash psycho.

Honestly, I wouldn't bother with retailiation. There's no point in escalating it, when you have no idea how far she will take it.

Just let it go, and don't deal with the added stress of a continuously escalating a fight with an unstable neighbor.
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Poison her , then jerk off on her body
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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
You should really watch a few episodes from Fear Thy Neighbor. Neighbors always start off with petty arguments about property lines or dog issues ect and one thing leads to another getting revenge and aggravating the other one more until eventually, one kills the other. It's scary how much this happens. I would try to keep the peace as much as possible if you plan to live their long term. I see her being more in the wrong but, is it really worth all the drama of getting even?
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THIS^^

I am old enough to have wisdom...take the long view...don't let this escalate. You are concerned about the cost of that anti-barking device you just researched...well, a fence costs more, even if you install yourself.

1. Check city codes requiring fence heights and placement, or the city will fine you.

2. Identify and confirm property lines.

3. If you can afford it, hire a fence company to install a 5 foot tall cedar post and 5" per picket wide fence (pickets butted together tightly).

4. Purchase arborvitae shrubs and water frequently to grow a fast hedge.

The solid fence and hedge will diffuse the dog noise and give you privacy.

Peace.
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Its really unfortunate that the OP has to spend so much money because of a self serving, irresponsible, rude neighbor.

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Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?
I just wouldn't have put my stuff on her yard, sorry, but that's just plain rude.


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