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FrozenRoundUp User ID: 34420850 United States 05/19/2017 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following: 1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays 2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze 3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place. 4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn. 5. Sit back and enjoy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69267347 United States 05/19/2017 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74158151 United States 05/19/2017 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following: Quoting: FrozenRoundUp 34420850 1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays 2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze 3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place. 4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn. 5. Sit back and enjoy. Ummm... Why not cut out all of the extra steps and just spray the round up directly on the lawn??? |
Baloney User ID: 70824227 United States 05/19/2017 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Question is, should I also report to the city about her extra dog (will help w the barking noise, grrr) but will also show her, you only get back as good as you give..not going to let someone walk on me like that...but would feel bad, her needing to give up a dog (but rules are rules). Quoting: savcash What is it you would do?? no, that would be punishing the dog, not the neighbor..... and you'd certainly want to wait awhile before any retaliation----which will give you time to come up with better, more creative ideas. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56635773 United States 05/19/2017 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74921355 China 05/19/2017 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Problem with irrational neighbors is you may have to live with them for the next 20-30 years, and it's not worth the grief to risk escalation given the potential next steps they might take. I'd still fence off your property as the old saying goes 'good fences make good neighbors. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73613959 United States 05/19/2017 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Don't mess with the dog, it's innocent in this mess Build the fence for sure, but as for being neighborly, don't even piss on her if she catches on fire (as my grandma would have said rest her sassy soul) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73300104 United States 05/19/2017 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? We opened our pool today, 16x32 and our driveway is right next to our neighbor's backyard. So we drug our pool cover over to her grassy area instead of getting it dirty by trying to fold it in the gravel drive. Quoting: savcash It was wet as we had rinsed it off, so I couldn't fold it up wet for mold/smelly I didn't want. It was only going to take FIVE minutes with the wind drying it spread out flat. I tolerate my neighbor, as she has 4 dogs, who bark constantly when she lets them out in her run, for years now. We dont speak as about 3 yrs ago I had words w her about the noise and that she is only allowed THREE dogs in the city here, she should consider moving to the country if she wants so many dogs. (Didnt help a bit, grrrr). She has no side yard, so she drives her riding lawn mower up my drive to get to her front yard...as her small tree is in her way to stay on her own property to get it to the front yard. Today she and her adult kids open her back door and yell, cuss at us because of us drying this cover in her grass. Cussing she is going to call the cops, we are trespassing -I tell her it is only for 5 mins, and hey she drives up on my property all the time, and if she calls the cops, I will tell them about her 4 dogs, barking all the time! She calls them anyway. (Cop didnt read me riot act) Now I am going to put a fence down beside the driveway so she will stay off it, need to cut that small tree to get mower to her front yard. The noise is really bad whenever we have company in our backyard from her 4 dogs barking all the time. Question is, should I also report to the city about her extra dog (will help w the barking noise, grrr) but will also show her, you only get back as good as you give..not going to let someone walk on me like that...but would feel bad, her needing to give up a dog (but rules are rules). What is it you would do?? Call the City and tell them you hear her screaming at the dogs and sickening "thuds" and then whining and crying. Animal Abuse. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74721349 United States 05/19/2017 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Undestroyer Truth User ID: 68582955 United States 05/19/2017 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Its not like she caused you any trouble. She's just a bitch. Its not the dog's fault. It sounds like the police a agree. The best revenge is good living. Perhaps by understanding the dog's plight it will seem less a bother for now. You cannot destroy my vision when you see my vision undestroyed because I am just an undestroyer. Thread: Food Combining Made Easy by Herbert Shelton a progenitor from the Natural Hygienist Movement "I am a hunter of peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love... errr something like that." -Vash the Stampede |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35532506 United States 05/19/2017 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? We opened our pool today, 16x32 and our driveway is right next to our neighbor's backyard. So we drug our pool cover over to her grassy area instead of getting it dirty by trying to fold it in the gravel drive. Quoting: savcash It was wet as we had rinsed it off, so I couldn't fold it up wet for mold/smelly I didn't want. It was only going to take FIVE minutes with the wind drying it spread out flat. I tolerate my neighbor, as she has 4 dogs, who bark constantly when she lets them out in her run, for years now. We dont speak as about 3 yrs ago I had words w her about the noise and that she is only allowed THREE dogs in the city here, she should consider moving to the country if she wants so many dogs. (Didnt help a bit, grrrr). She has no side yard, so she drives her riding lawn mower up my drive to get to her front yard...as her small tree is in her way to stay on her own property to get it to the front yard. Today she and her adult kids open her back door and yell, cuss at us because of us drying this cover in her grass. Cussing she is going to call the cops, we are trespassing -I tell her it is only for 5 mins, and hey she drives up on my property all the time, and if she calls the cops, I will tell them about her 4 dogs, barking all the time! She calls them anyway. (Cop didnt read me riot act) Now I am going to put a fence down beside the driveway so she will stay off it, need to cut that small tree to get mower to her front yard. The noise is really bad whenever we have company in our backyard from her 4 dogs barking all the time. Question is, should I also report to the city about her extra dog (will help w the barking noise, grrr) but will also show her, you only get back as good as you give..not going to let someone walk on me like that...but would feel bad, her needing to give up a dog (but rules are rules). What is it you would do?? Stop being a jerk yourself. Maybe all she really wanted was for you to ASK to use her yard and maybe an invite for a swim. |
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Dace User ID: 70360309 United States 05/19/2017 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? ...insert some bath salts into the treats, lob them over the fence to each of her doggies, then simply sit back, turn on the TV and wait on the media to arrive. |
Undestroyer Truth User ID: 68582955 United States 05/19/2017 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Problem with irrational neighbors is you may have to live with them for the next 20-30 years, and it's not worth the grief to risk escalation given the potential next steps they might take. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74921355 I'd still fence off your property as the old saying goes 'good fences make good neighbors. All the good sense I have learned goes in this direction. Plus China knows what he is talking about. Personal space is almost 0 in China. You cannot destroy my vision when you see my vision undestroyed because I am just an undestroyer. Thread: Food Combining Made Easy by Herbert Shelton a progenitor from the Natural Hygienist Movement "I am a hunter of peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love... errr something like that." -Vash the Stampede |
GonadTheBallbarian User ID: 54659331 United States 05/19/2017 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Walk over there and apologize. Be the bigger person.Then, when shes sleeping, throw the roundup ice cubes on her lawn. I'd rather be real and rejected than fake and accepted. Individualism is the logical conclusion of rational political/social opinions. Leftism is the absence of any. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74922223 Canada 05/19/2017 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following: Quoting: FrozenRoundUp 34420850 1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays 2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze 3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place. 4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn. 5. Sit back and enjoy. Like a boss |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71129217 United States 05/19/2017 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Building the fence is an idea worth considering. |
Lilopin User ID: 16213727 United States 05/19/2017 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? For tried and true methodology,...search "George Hayduke". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56635773 Old school, but effective. I have always enjoyed the "Change of address" filing technique,... I had on of his getting even books - good stuff. Getting even doesn't have to be destructive just annoying for the receiver. . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74925723 Australia 05/19/2017 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following: Quoting: FrozenRoundUp 34420850 1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays 2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze 3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place. 4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn. 5. Sit back and enjoy. bwahahahaahahahahahaha fcking brilliant man, lololololol. |
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Lilopin User ID: 16213727 United States 05/19/2017 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? OP, you didn't have the right to use any part of her property for any reason. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74721349 neither do those neighbors driving their mover on OPs driveway to get to their front yard. . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
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Lilopin User ID: 16213727 United States 05/19/2017 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? Its not like she caused you any trouble. She's just a bitch. Its not the dog's fault. Quoting: Undestroyer It sounds like the police a agree. The best revenge is good living. Perhaps by understanding the dog's plight it will seem less a bother for now. Defiantly keep the dogs out of it but your meme.... Republicans have been doing that and look what its got them - violence from ever angle from the Libs. . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36564595 United States 05/19/2017 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I? hedge rows! or for pure evil..... a cheap android and waterproof speaker out side playing slim whitmans lasso the sky, on a loop.your troubles will be over. or save your piss and spray it with sprayer on dogs at night.makem sticky with it. wait until a big ice storm and at night take and spray your water hose on there house roof.all night.use two hoses so water is pre chilled before hitting roof.5000gallons times 8lbs is 40thousand lbs.get it? robo dance! |