my neighbor is a jerk, should I retaliate? Called cops on me for nonsense, yet she is going to be sorry or should I?

Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.

You are too close for a missile exchange, I suggest Infantry

Walk over there and apologize. Be the bigger person.Then, when shes sleeping, throw the roundup ice cubes on her lawn.

and what if one of the neighbor's dogs gets to it before it melts and ingests one of those cubes?......then OP would have real problems.

I'd suggest Special Forces, unless you want an entire grid square deaded ...

You should put up a fence and leave it at that. Unless you are one of those people who thrive on conflict then esculate but you will not find happiness nor satisfaction.

I agree...how silly of me.

And 3 dogs bark just as much as 4, so you'd only be harming an innocent animal.

The fence is a good idea.

But retaliating. Round up ice cubes.

Don't considering being evil.

....So we drug our pool cover over to her grassy area instead of getting it dirty by trying to fold it in the gravel drive......

Since when do Morans expect someone to sacrifice their families Mental-Health, or the Peaceful and Quiet enjoyment of their property?

Over a Dog?

Nuisance animals should be destroyed, just like a Rat, or any other form of vermin.

Some of you folks are pretty sick & twisted, you need to get your priorities in proper order.

No fucking Dog is worth a human being having to suffer its turds, its diseases, its fleas, or its constant barking or whining.

Euthanize the offending animals, do it smart, secretly, don't ever tell anyone. That means NO ONE.

Don't get caught.
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Does she have a nice lawn? If so, do the following:

1. Buy a dozen cheap ice cube trays
2. Fill the trays with roundup and freeze
3. When completely frozen pop the cubes out and throw them into her lawn one by one. Throw them all over the place.
4. She'll drive herself crazy trying to figure out why she has so many dead spots in her lawn.
5. Sit back and enjoy.

Since when do Morans expect someone to sacrifice their families Mental-Health, or the Peaceful and Quiet enjoyment of their property?

Over a Dog?

Nuisance animals should be destroyed, just like a Rat, or any other form of vermin.

Some of you folks are pretty sick & twisted, you need to get your priorities in proper order.

No fucking Dog is worth a human being having to suffer its turds, its diseases, its fleas, or its constant barking or whining.

Euthanize the offending animals, do it smart, secretly, don't ever tell anyone. That means NO ONE.

Don't get caught.
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You had no business putting your wet pool on her lawn. You should have been the adult as a neighbor, knocked on her door, and asked permission. If she said "No", then you could have said " I was hoping you would reciprocate the courtesy that I extend you to ride your mower on my driveway to access your lawn. So...I am hereby advising you not to ever ride your mower on my property again. Is that how we are going to proceed?"

If she got mouthy, you rise above her and just walk away.

Fences make for good neighbors...so ya, get to it. The dog is an innocent soul, so don't be an asshole and violate the laws of love and nature.

If she had been agreeable, you could have started a fresh, second-chance relationship.

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You had no business putting your wet pool on her lawn. You should have been the adult as a neighbor, knocked on her door, and asked permission. If she said "No", then you could have said " I was hoping you would reciprocate the courtesy that I extend you to ride your mower on my driveway to access your lawn. So...I am hereby advising you not to ever ride your mower on my property again. Is that how we are going to proceed?"

If she got mouthy, you rise above her and just walk away.

Fences make for good neighbors...so ya, get to it. The dog is an innocent soul, so don't be an asshole and violate the laws of love and nature.

If she had been agreeable, you could have started a fresh, second-chance relationship.

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We opened our pool today, 16x32 and our driveway is right next to our neighbor's backyard. So we drug our pool cover over to her grassy area instead of getting it dirty by trying to fold it in the gravel drive.

It was wet as we had rinsed it off, so I couldn't fold it up wet for mold/smelly I didn't want. It was only going to take FIVE minutes with the wind drying it spread out flat.

I tolerate my neighbor, as she has 4 dogs, who bark constantly when she lets them out in her run, for years now. We dont speak as about 3 yrs ago I had words w her about the noise and that she is only allowed THREE dogs in the city here, she should consider moving to the country if she wants so many dogs. (Didnt help a bit, grrrr).

She has no side yard, so she drives her riding lawn mower up my drive to get to her front yard...as her small tree is in her way to stay on her own property to get it to the front yard.

Today she and her adult kids open her back door and yell, cuss at us because of us drying this cover in her grass. Cussing she is going to call the cops, we are trespassing -I tell her it is only for 5 mins, and hey she drives up on my property all the time, and if she calls the cops, I will tell them about her 4 dogs, barking all the time!

She calls them anyway. (Cop didnt read me riot act)
Now I am going to put a fence down beside the driveway so she will stay off it, need to cut that small tree to get mower to her front yard.

The noise is really bad whenever we have company in our backyard from her 4 dogs barking all the time.

Question is, should I also report to the city about her extra dog (will help w the barking noise, grrr) but will also show her, you only get back as good as you give..not going to let someone walk on me like that...but would feel bad, her needing to give up a dog (but rules are rules).

What is it you would do??

Neighbor poster, please tell me you have a vagina between your legs?

Only excuse to be this sensitive.