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ChrisTheImpaler

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I am Financially, SEXUALLY, Socially & Spiritually Secure. I don't need any advice.
But I did once perform CPR on a magpie who was choking on a rough diamond.

It's a funny old world.
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05/20/2017 12:24 AM
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Re: I am Financially, SEXUALLY, Socially & Spiritually Secure. I don't need any advice.
If you're so secure, then why did you find it so necessary to brag about it to GLP?
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05/20/2017 12:27 AM

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Re: I am Financially, SEXUALLY, Socially & Spiritually Secure. I don't need any advice.
I didn't brag at all. Why would you think that?

I was merely pointing out that I have no requirement for advice but have the skills to save the life of a choking avian whilst returning a healthy bird to the wild and a healthy profit to me.

Why is that so wrong.

Thanks for the 1 star though. I really don't care.
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Pussy.
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What time is it? GLP time of course.

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ChrisTheImpaler (OP)

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Almost certainly.

Or maybe just a protest thread at all of these nauseous fake "help me" threads.
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You should add and I am bored.
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Re: I am Financially, SEXUALLY, Socially & Spiritually Secure. I don't need any advice.
But I did once perform CPR on a magpie who was choking on a rough diamond.

It's a funny old world.
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1star
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You should add and I am bored.
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And I am bored.

'tis true dat.
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But I did once perform CPR on a magpie who was choking on a rough diamond.

It's a funny old world.
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1star
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Well, you're a bag of disjointed fun , aren't you?

You couldn't even be bothered to put a space between 1 and star.

Were the 6 key presses just too much for you?

In the next life you will come back as a very lazy person who, through enlightenment and people talking to you (too lazy to read) will eventually amount to the effort that you have put into your life.


I saved a magpie!
Don't believe everything you see on TV or read on the internet. - Sir Isaac Newton
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Re: I am Financially, SEXUALLY, Socially & Spiritually Secure. I don't need any advice.
But I did once perform CPR on a magpie who was choking on a rough diamond.

It's a funny old world.
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1star
 Quoting: Phenix 73547733


Well, you're a bag of disjointed fun , aren't you?

You couldn't even be bothered to put a space between 1 and star.

Were the 6 key presses just too much for you?

In the next life you will come back as a very lazy person who, through enlightenment and people talking to you (too lazy to read) will eventually amount to the effort that you have put into your life.


I saved a magpie!
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You are a troll
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But I did once perform CPR on a magpie who was choking on a rough diamond.

It's a funny old world.
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1star
 Quoting: Phenix 73547733


Well, you're a bag of disjointed fun , aren't you?

You couldn't even be bothered to put a space between 1 and star.

Were the 6 key presses just too much for you?

In the next life you will come back as a very lazy person who, through enlightenment and people talking to you (too lazy to read) will eventually amount to the effort that you have put into your life.


I saved a magpie!
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You are a troll
 Quoting: Phenix 73529251


Nope. Just someone who needs no advice.

But if I were, then you are a troll feeder and they are despicable.
Don't believe everything you see on TV or read on the internet. - Sir Isaac Newton
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05/20/2017 02:34 AM
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But I did once perform CPR on a magpie who was choking on a rough diamond.

It's a funny old world.
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in other words your faggot date stood you up
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05/20/2017 02:41 AM
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I'm another guy who doesn't have any questions. Figured it all out quickly long ago. Reading is an amazing thing.

Funny all the haters. People are so simple and predictable it's rediculous.
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05/20/2017 03:08 AM

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Re: I am Financially, SEXUALLY, Socially & Spiritually Secure. I don't need any advice.
But I did once perform CPR on a magpie who was choking on a rough diamond.

It's a funny old world.
 Quoting: ChrisTheImpaler


in other words your faggot date stood you up
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Why, yes, that can be the only possible answer.

Why do you feel the need to be so rude?

You wouldn't say such things if you were with me because I'd I'd probably be spending my time slapping the cocks out of your mouth.
Don't believe everything you see on TV or read on the internet. - Sir Isaac Newton
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Last Edited by JC- on 05/20/2017 03:09 AM
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05/20/2017 03:12 AM

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Re: I am Financially, SEXUALLY, Socially & Spiritually Secure. I don't need any advice.
I'm another guy who doesn't have any questions. Figured it all out quickly long ago. Reading is an amazing thing.

Funny all the haters. People are so simple and predictable it's rediculous.
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It does seem to the general thing these days.

Reading well and general knowledge is in a surfeit here unfortunately.
Don't believe everything you see on TV or read on the internet. - Sir Isaac Newton
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05/20/2017 03:39 AM
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Re: I am Financially, SEXUALLY, Socially & Spiritually Secure. I don't need any advice.
Now tell me, why did you put the word sexually in all capital letters and the other three in regular lettering?

Did you want to give out a hint?
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05/20/2017 03:42 AM

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Now tell me, why did you put the word sexually in all capital letters and the other three in regular lettering?

Did you want to give out a hint?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74926823


I posted the same thread without capitalisation and got no hits whatsoever.

It was simply a test.

Which has had a result.

A result of whatever, you can decide.
Don't believe everything you see on TV or read on the internet. - Sir Isaac Newton


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