DIY: Journey to the centre of the earth

All right, I have told her that I will donate my cut if she will donate hers...it calmed the old girl down and she is thinking about it.

Losses? What losses? You put it on e-bay right?

Oh good, I kind of figure that the dosing and delivery would be a little difficult...

Phew glad you calmed her down! I am sure she is wise and will see the greater good!?!
Losses as in outgoings = >£100!
Income = 37 pence a month (Thanks again :)
So the ROI is 270 months :(

Yeah I don't think he will feel a thing! His bridge rectifier will be comfortably numb. Really it's just a routine bush extraction (ouch).
Update:
Data shows tesla and borderlands was also correct!
Electrical scalar waves can travel faster than C!
Approx 1.5C
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Errr hello :)

I heard that somewhere around the Earths core are diamonds being hurled around

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I just wondered if I was to invest £50.00 into your dig if you could possibly bring me out a couple of wheelbarrow full?

Ok deal!
Diamonds are going to be a problem too cut through so £25 per wheelbarrow is fine! Let me know how many wheelbarrows are you thinking over a year?...

The most mind-blowing diamond facts of all: Scientists have discovered a planet that they believe is composed mostly of carbon, and is one-third pure diamond! Discovered in 2004, the planet orbits a nearby star in the Milky Way, and is named “55 Cancri e” (which, in our opinion, is not a sufficiently glamorous name for such an extraordinary planet). Perhaps even more amazing, scientists have discovered a star that is essentially a diamond of ten billion trillion trillion carats. They named the star Lucy after the Beatles song “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.” (We approve.)
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Great :)
I understand your project is struggling financially and the work must be very tiring as well as dangerous so I wont be greedy here.
Let's start with the low figure of 100'000 wheelbarrow full per year for now just to keep it relatively simple for you.

P.S Do you except payment by bitcoin? I'm just looking into mining them myself!

Well that is very considerate! Considering :)
Not sure about bitcoin as it's just a record in a database isn't it?
I can only except gold,tobacco or jars of horse-radish!

update:
DAVE is alive!
He has new bushes and I've just lubed his bearings!
He is ready for action!!!!!

I see I have some competition from a famous UK inventor Colin Furze! But his plan is way more stupid than mine!
For a start his hole is on a beach lol
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Hey OP is you username from a Too Much Joy song? So random!

All contributions are greatly appreciated...a couple of wheelbarrows full?

Hmmm...

Not heard the song! have you got a link?

I know! £50 for 2 wheelbarrows full of diamonds seems a loss of several million dollars but it keeps the project going!
DAVE's bushes cost £18 alone!
Plus £23 of 8" drain pipe.
But I'm nearly at 50 meters!
Hit some rock and got more water!!
Well I didn't expect this too be easy...

Update:
Hit 50 meters !
Time for some beer!!!
Got 36 meters of cable remaining.
Going to order 100m more next week.

Movie of the evening:
Journey to the Center of the Earth 1988 Full Movie
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update:
15 minutes into this movie and it's complete rubbish so far!

If me and my excavator can be of assistance please give us a shout

I reviewed your video!
And welcome aboard :)

I have many years of experience with my excavators and have worked all over the world.

Ok you have the skills!
Do you think you could get one of these machines to the mantle?

update:
27 minutes into the movie...
I've seen enough, it's complete rubbish...
Appologies if anyone bothered to watch it!
So instead heres a center of the earth documentary:
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Without a doubt, never failed with any of my trusty excavators yet.
My services are free of charge but I do ask for 2 litres of whiskey per day?

Let me know if you want me to bring my dumper as well?

Ok deal!
So how about 1 litre whiskey for each 10 meter depth?
How many meters per day do you think you can dig?

Haha sure bring your dumper too!
For the record I am pretty good in a forklift!
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update:
nearly 60 meters!
free fall drop test of oranges takes about 3.5 seconds!
1g test weight still shows 1g so I figure gravity is still 9.80665 m/s2...
Audio has picked some low frequency anomalies!
It's less than 20Hz but too low for the mic to pickup accurately.. Might try a different mic if I can find the old Tandy PZM ! ..................

Update:
Info and correlation of the worms collected:
Abstract
Investigated: the ability of the earthworm to acquire direction-habits; their characteristics; degree of permanency and relation to the brain; and their association with other factors. Manure worms and an apparatus designed to test the ability of earthworms to 'learn' to follow a simple path and to avoid an injurious chemical stimulus was used. Results show that worm were capable of acquiring modes of reaction involving a definite direction of movement and the association of 2 stimuli. The habit formed was inconstant and varied with the physiological condition of worms and imperfectly controlled external conditions. Experience affected the acquisition of direction-habits. Performance of the habitual act was not dependent upon the brain, since the worm reacted appropriately after its removal. Removal and the regeneration of the 1st 5 segments of the worm resulted in the development of a worm different in behavior from the original one.

So in summary: You cut a worm in half but it's resulting segments do not retain the same traits.

Also note that worms are very high in protein (higher than beef) but before you eat them purge them in cold water for > 30 minutes!

Worms? Can they be grilled in butter?