Place BAKING SODA IN YOUR VAGINA and look what Happens

Honey, it's time to check the pH level of your crotch.. something doesn't smell right!

That's so Yeasty

Thread: Sage advice given by the " Fruitcake Lady".. IE..keep Ms. Puss clean

Is the toothpaste minty? Coupd be a good time...

I do have a swimming pool test kit wonder if the wife would be willing to suave her snatch to check the level of smell if it says fukushima im running

This is right up there with lemon juice guy.

Tomorrow we'll have a new thread: "Where's the asshole who told me to put baking soda and vinegar in my vag?"

personal hygeine is also known to keep the stench at bay

Not in a cunt. It's already acid. All you need is baking soda and water.

would you like me to come over and baby arm and hammer her?

i can finally get a good tooth brushing before it too!

LOL

Funny stuff up in here.

This is not new - it's called a douche.

Your called a douche

Chemical burn much?

Use moms vag as your next volcano science project just add a few extras!


1/2 cup water
1/4 cup vinegar
1/4 cup dish detergent
Red or orange food coloring
2 tablespoons baking soda
Tissue
Build your volcano. In the center, use a container to hold liquid. Depending on how big you are making your volcano, this can be an old water bottle, soda bottle with the top cut off, or even a simple glass jar.

Add ingredients to your container. This includes water, vinegar, dish detergent and food coloring. Do not add your baking soda at this stage.

Add the baking soda when you are ready for an eruption. Wrap the baking soda in a tissue and drop into the volcano. The baking soda will react with the vinegar and cause the eruption.

When constructing your volcano, you could get very clever with release mechanisms for the baking soda. A hidden trip lever could be built in which is tripped with a fishing line. Attach the baking soda here, and pull the string instead of dropping the baking soda in the top! This is a way to surprise people at the fair!

Have her wear some nice bikini and after the eruption she can jump up out of the volcano..... A+ your welcome.

i put baking soda in an enema bag for sweet smelling farts

i put baking soda in an enema bag for sweet smelling farts

If it's anything like when I put it in that volcano I made for the science fair in 5th grade, I'm fuckin out man.

:nopenope:

Don't forget to use a toothbrush as well!

pH. pHish. I smelled da fish so i ran daway.

I think you win the internet today.

They forgot to say that the baking soda treatment won't work on Black women.......

LOL FUNNY !