Weirdest place you've pooped.

Into my sink. I just ran the water and turned on the garbage disposal.

glp

Someone's bushes on Christmas morning while I was out jogging. I couldn't hold it and I was far from home.

Hoover dam. 3 am and, well, sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do when your on a road trip,...

That's a long drop. Did it hit the wall and slide down leaving a poopy smear?

for answers

In the cat's water dish...

Hell. I am currently pooping in hell as I hunt the devil down.

Dump

While I was running

Elaborate

Today I had to shit bad on the job. No bathrooms around. Couldn't hold it to drive to a restroom. Sauntered away inconspicuously from the job site to an adjacent baseball field. It was crowning. I scurried behind the first base-line dugout and unleashed what the average observer would think came from a pachyderm. I covered it with leaves as best I could. I know some jogger's dog is going to find it. It was massive. Solid. Coiled. Looked like a Rocky Road log (without marshmallows).

Was at this party with these crazy Irishman. One of the guys pulls his pants down to fart on his mate. The drinks were flowing. As he farts he sprays shit in a massive explosion all over him. Not joking. The worst thing I've ever seen. People were dry reaching from the smell. A woman fainted. It was historically the worst moment of that mans life to be shat on like that.

Might that man have been you?

In a dry toilet bowl. Skidded down into the hole. Left stains. Looked like the crime scene on Bundy Lane.

As vile as this thead may seem, i am in tears :DD

When Manly P. Hole talked about great "Unseen Forces", peristalsis is what he was esoterically referring to.

^Me, too.

In a past life, I was Groom of the Stool for European royalty.

Damn that is gross

Into Jay "The Juiceman" Kordich's juicer. It was whirring at high speed. Some sprayed out into The Juiceman's eyebrows.

Into a neighbor's mailbox.

In a crosswalk

Busy street? Night or day?

Didn't some mailman get fired over the last year for taking a dump in a residents bushes? I guess he had to really go bad and was spotted and brought to attention and therefore lost his job! Anyone remember this?

On your tomatoes plant

LOL! Was this in Warsaw or Krakow?

While stationed in Viet Nam I gave a Vietnamese prostitute an "Alabama Hot Pocket" on a dare.