Weirdest place you've pooped.

On some crazy bitches chest. She asked me to do it.

At a construction site when I was 21 or 22 years old. Was the cub on a sheetrock finishing crew and had drank too much the night before. Took a filthy diarrhea dump in an empty mud bucket, wiped my ass with a shop rag, put the lid on the mess and threw the whole works in the 3-yard dumpster outside.

In my dorm mate's vcr. I pushed the squishy turd right in there with one of his porns. The fapping ceased after that.

Dude..

AC vents are the worst!!

Next to a church at night.

Also on my couch

in my mouth

Anderson Cooper's desk.

trying to get some sleep in my truck at Mardi Gras in New Orleans, I watched a dude climb up on a Verizon work truck and take a dump on the roof,, this was a big box truck, drunk ass dude fell off the ladder trying to come down, same night, 3 or 4 girls walked up and got behind my truck and I think all of them took massive dumps,, had to roll up my windows because of the smell...

A Japanese Rock Garden. I was around 10 years old, and was playing Army with some buddies at Ewing Castle in Normal, IL (Wrigley Gum heiress built the castle.) I suddenly had to go really, really badly! My friend had given me a Def Leppard painter's hat that day, which I wanted really, really badly because those hats with the brim flipped up in front were en cool circa 1989.

Anyway, I simply could not hold it in any longer, so I plopped a giant log right on a giant river stone, where people walking through the garden would surely see it (not on purpose, it was the only place with some privacy.) I then proceeded to wipe my ass with my cool new hat, because it was all I could think to do. I was really bummed about that hat!

Lmao, sorry about the hat, but that's funny!

I lived in this 3 bedroom place that only had one bathroom (whyyy!??). I had already been accustomed to pissing in water bottles when the bathroom was in use for an extended period, but this day I HAD to go #2 ASAP. I recall scrambling, trying to think of ideas...this baby was coming out. I end up grabbing a couple plastic bags and proceeded back to my bedroom. Fortunately my aim was good and it was a standard one, nothing weird. I double bagged it, tied it up, then tossed it.

On that note I recall my childhood best friend's weirdest place. Behind a screen at a movie theatre. I don't remember why he did it other tham being a prankster.

I was running down a remote beach for a 12 mile (7 mile each way) round trip running training and I had to go SO bad on the way back. So I went into the ocean and took a huge dump after stripping down.

Railway bridge over a river.

What was his name? Mi Teik Lohd?

5 STARS! Best thread of the day.

on the dogs bed

The kid that I used to hate in high school front door.



Last Edited by TheToolMan on 05/24/2017 09:08 AM

Wow, you time traveled, too!

ROFL!

Into the mouth of the guy who wondered what a womans asshole tasted like

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Once camping, a billion years ago. My husband made a natural toilet out of two branches in a tree, and put up a sheet for cover. Yeah never forgot that. SMILE!

hahaha... exactly the same thing happened to me when I went to inner Mongolia. Sat in the middle of 30 Chinese dudes and performed a miraculous balancing act with severe bout of explosive diarrhea. They put chilies on everything!

Finally it's LITERAL when someone says, "Shit's about to go down!"