Weirdest place you've pooped.

In my underwear. I dropped trou in the woods, squatted, and momentarily lost my balance in the clench. Laid it neatly right between my ankles. D'oh!

lmfao Were you going up or down?

Kuwait Desert. On a piece of cardboard propped up between two generators.
It was a solid foot and a half. Rolled it up and threw it in the burn pile.

Airport...in my pants...waiting in line for my flight.

Took a dump in the top part of a toilet at a party in high school guess they call it an upper decker.

occasionally I shit in the shower, its just much easier then having to use toilet paper. I push the shit down the drain. Sometimes I have to use draino to unclog the tub.

You sure that just wasn't a local?

Best glp thread. Laughing hard

In the ocean surrounded by tiny seahorses. It was strangely blissful. Boat trip, really really had to go, to many tacos on the mainland.

Plastic walmart bag i fashioned into a diaper while I was driving one handed.

Art kiln

I had to piss off the bay bridge in stopped traffic , on the way to a AC/DC concert in san fran....lots of horns and heckling, a girl 2 cars back got out and gave he her number...lol

pissed in an ice machine once .

Broke into an empty home that was for sale - On the receiver of the rotary phone that was on the floor. Then pushed the handset into it.
I heard later that one of the cops who was dispatched to investigate the break-in put the handset up to his ear to make a call. I lolled for hours

City park in Valencia. Very hot summer day.

Had been backpacking and backed up for days.
From one minute to the next it ALL wanted to
come out. There was no time. Had to flee into
the see-through bushes.
Humongous heap, would have made anybody proud.
What a relief.

operating giant heavy machinery front end loader loading coal into mining dump trucks at zug island detroit, working third shift, midnights, very dark, had diarrhea, stuck my arse over the rails, shit, scooped it up, put it into the coal piles.

scooped it up with the loader.

In my g-f's mouth!!

Paris catacombs

That's fucked up, and you sir are a piece of shit.

Dog's eye, by mistake.

On the side of the blue ridge parkway in. Boone, north Carolina. It was a pile and I wiped with leaves. A little of it splattered onto my ankles.

On the Continental Divide in Colorado. I wanted it to roll westward but sadly, it lacked enough mass.

LOL, friends and I were filming jackass type stuff back in high school. Started doing parody fatalities from Mortal Kombat, friend didn't know it was coming but when i heard "FINISH HIM!" i shat a nice sized turd and threw it as hard as I could at my friend's chest. He immediately piked all over my back yard, it was too funny.

Step dad found the video about 6 years after and called me asking about it, i totally forgot about it and couldn't stop laughing when he brought it up.

my brother pooped on our neighbors 1982 orange Cadillac

On Alcatraz island.. some English kid was saying "are you done with the loo yet?" 🍦💩

WTF is wrong with people. What corroded degenerate would want this; and why would you do it?