Aw, jeez---woman to do play-by-play for Broncos Monday night opener

Good evening, I'm Frank Gifford alongside Al Michaels and Dan Dierdorf as always, and we've got an excellent matchup for you tonight folks, between two powerhouse teams from the NFC. The Philadelphia Eagles will be taking on the Green Bay Packers, on ABC's Monday Night Football!

You will need:

Miller Genuine Draft
Kickoff Chili Cheeseburger (It's an open faced thing)
Nachos (halftime)
HALFTIME SHOTS (rule is you've never heard of it)
Third Quarter Hot Wings

You have to watch the entire game on one of those old big screen tv's, the wedge kind with the speaker on the bottom that can only go in a corner. The volume has to be super duper loud.

Everything is generic as all out. Everyone has to be sporting some type of NFL apparel, even if that team isn't on tv. At least 2 people have to be a fan of whoever is playing. If you don't know any Bengals fans or whatever, you had all week to find someone and invite them.

At the end of the game, whoever guessed the outcome the best wins some type of dollar store item.

Do this every monday.

P.S. Some people drink Coors Light and some people drink Budweiser. That's ok, as long as its a domestic. MNF is not about craft beers. PBR, Schlitz, Rolling Rock, etc. are all acceptable forms of beer. Local beers are ok too, for example in Seattle you can drink Rainier, in Chicago you can drink Old Style.

She is not the first. I have a good friend that was the first woman to announce an NFL game. She did a great job and is a sports fanatic and married to an NFL player.

It's happening on September 11th. For better or worse, it must be an omen of some kind.

Time to give up on fake sports and focus on something else!

She is by far the worst announcer, regardless of gender, out there. Wait until you hear this shrill, uninformed woman. I can't believe she survived the layoffs at ESPN.

I am not watching the NFL/ESPN conglomerate/machine anymore.

Could careless who they have announcing or commentating.

ESPN is the biggest nest of Libtardism around.

Those were three good ones, too.

Total disaster.

Keep bitches away from men's sports. I don't even like seeing women on the sidelines or on sport highlight shows.

I hate the bitch that does ESPN's sunday night baseball. It's like she has to add her two cents after every single comment. Shut the fuck up bitch, and go get us some beer and sammiches!!!!

The death of broadcast sports is at hand.
The last man to leave... turn off the lights.




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Shes going to be terrible. People will complain because she is terrible. The feminists will make a stink about people complaining saying it's because she's a woman and not because she's terrible. The NFL will be ruined in 15 years.

Well I doubt any of my "rowdy friends" will n pleased by this announcement. She's awful...i hope she gets shit canned really soon.