CIA, should I apply? give me a sign

they don't want james bond chads- they want nerdy network security hipsters and ethical hackers. there is no more humint

Your only relevancy to my life is and always will be provoking me to learn where Cambodia is.

lgbt snowflakes- bonus points for beard, manbun, tits AND a dick, blackness.............

oh, we have an embassy here
it is in between thailand and vietnam
kind of the oklahoma of indochina

I need humint

you would be surprised what happens to our tax dollars around the world.

I would be honored to know what happens with my countrymens tax dollars around the world.

well, not sure youre(a good) human and dont think youre intelligen(ce)t

nix nein frankenstein

Thanks boys. Sent.

Sounds like a great way to get into hell...

You can be in the CIA without being an undercover agent. You don't need to know different languages. If you have a skill set they need (like coding) and you pass all the screening, then they'll hire you. There are a lot of jobs with the CIA in which you handle information, never leaving your cubicle, except for the occasional boondoggle. There are a lot of jobs in the CIA that are like GS jobs with TS clearances.

I say go for it. We need people in our government like you, that love America and serve their nation, first and foremost.

Here's your sign.

You might be a REDneck snowflake

...If you care MORE about your 'Feels' Than reality.

...If you think you're 'Free Speech' is more important then my 'Free Speech'.

...If you think Walls 'are mean' and terrorists and drug dealers should be able to walk right into the USA

...If you think 'Make America Great Again', is just for white people.

...if the term 'White Christmas', is offensive.

...If you drive a Prius, with a 'Hilary 2012' bumper sticker.

...If you justify violence as 'free speech' but condemn 'free speech' from republicans as "Violence".

...If you claim Trump is a 'Fascist' while you shut down free speech from people you don't agree with.

...If you huddle in your 'Safe Space' while you're triggered by a 'Micro Aggression'.

Go with the FBI.

The CIA was formed by outside sources as a face-saving measure towards the end of WW2. They are not your allies.

Application - REJECTED

For missing my sign earlier



We need people smart enough to recognize things without having to teach them every little detail.

Try the Foreign Legion, I hear they're hiring.

I could use a few of those people in my life.

Thanks, I will. Really.

I'd like to do my part to change that.

haaaahaaaaha.....so true!

He's right go with the FBI or the military...the CIA is tainted and does Satan's work...

I'm not a Christian but using my abilities for the benefit of western peoples should validate both of our parkings.

What's of anyone's concern is an asset.

It' takes an effort to right the ship

Op be like 'hi, my name is Henry krinkle and I live on Hopper avenue, hopper like a rabbit'

So what if you sign up and they put you on the heroin importing team?...you gonna change that?...

Are you ready to don the ISIS Cape?