White Woman marries a train station being in love for 36 years

Oh, you know it's on the way. This is the 88th gender identity. Sexual attraction to inanimate objects is probably already on the list, and I just missed it.

Behold the rise of the "Inani-sexual."

Last Edited by Revbo™ on 05/26/2017 09:56 AM

I wonder how big her bush is.

What's she after? That little nub that stick out of the middle of the door? Seems like a dildo would get the job done much more comfortably.

Girth matters!

Given her other proclivities towards personal hygiene, I'd say EPIC!

She just likes wood...

So how does one consummate a marriage with a train station?

Wait... Does she get half of what it makes now?

I really thought the thread title was just poor grammar.
Turns out it's correct, and just the culture is poor.

If new laws come out to protect these demon possessed people then laws of marriage should apply? So she gets some if its pay then? If I marry a bank ill get rich? Fucking. Morons!

Hmmm so if I marry and then divorce a bank i get half its worth? Ha since banks are gonna die soon it would be a short marriage lmao

Better yet ill marry a casino! !! Boooya lol

Its better than - White woman that married a black man found dead in home, husband arrested.

Bump

Maybe she wants a train pulled on her?

Everyones different i guess but if she divorces it does she get half???

And if she divorces the train station, will she demand alimony and train support? Things can get complicated. Lol

Rock-solid love: Australian woman marries a bridge in France - and even gets the mayor's blessing

Australian artist Jodi Rose has married Le Pont du Diable Bridge
Swore her undying love for 14th-century stone structure in south France


An Australian woman has taken her desire for the ‘strong and silent’-type to a new extreme when she married a bridge.

Jodi Rose married Le Pont du Diable Bridge in Céret, southern France after falling head over heels for the ‘sensual’ 14th century stone structure.

Ms Rose, or Mrs Le Pont du Diable, has spent the past decade travelling the world recording the vibrations in bridge cables with contact microphones and using them to create experimental music.

-50%
[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]



I am not against it for as long as it makes them happy.

It does not do anyone harm also.

Why not?

just when ya think you've heard & seen it all........it simply gets worse every day with the crazy.

Oh by the way, I'm in love with Air Force One, move over Pres. Trump, Melania & Ivanka.......I'm moving in & marrying this beautiful baby. Now I can fly in style anywhere I want to go.

Hmm a bridge that you pay to go over??? Well now that's marrying for money lol

will their be little "choo choo trains" to worry about?

Exactly

Another one.


Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
A woman who has a bizarre fetish for inanimate objects has married the Eiffel Tower.

Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier who lives in San Francisco, has been in love with objects before. Her first infatuation was with Lance, a bow that helped her to become a world-class archer, she is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.

But it is the Eiffel Tower she has pledged to love, honour and obey in an intimate ceremony attended by a handful of friends.

She has changed her name legally to reflect the bond.

She revisits the massive structure as part of a documentary on Five on Objectum-Sexual women. There are around 40 people in the world who have declared themselves OS, all of them women and many of them also Asperger's Syndrome sufferers.

-50%
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

I like her name. Erika La Tour Eiffel

and it's her legal name.

Shouldn't mock people suffering from mental disease.
My Mom taught me, some 50 years ago already, that such
behaviour is forever unacceptable.


Still gotta a bit, though.

I wonder if she is going to drop it after she finds out that it's been cheating on her!?

This is about mocking the sacrament (sacredness) of marriage