Hola amigos! I am a Mexican.....

Hola amigo.. make me some tacos.. and 1 cocacola ok? Si..

With a touch of poop or urine? It is completely free.

Fuck you puto them are fighting words now im gonna have to put my boot up your midget ass...

I will gas you with my super bean frijole fart! Don't provoke me pendejo!

Ahaha you a funny midget now jump in my pocket I wanna take you to the casino with me for good luck

Australia has no casinos only big jumping rats called kangaroo, maybe you are one!

do you eatz the fishez tacoz

if you with cheeze?

I'm Mexican myself and you're just a fucking asshole! Now GLP's gonna have their way with you. You don't have a prayer now. With a touch of poop or urine?' Really?! Fucking lamer!!!

Iz zon't undeztand zu!

Calm down paisano! Lighten up!

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Hola amigo! Te gusta welfare? Trump és um puto, no eres?

Hi Brazil! Don't be nasty! Why is do you change presidents every minute?

I'm almost sure the president won't be changed again, but the dumb PT supporters can't deal with the fact that they fucking lesbo president Dilma got an ass kick and won't get back to office, they they're in despair with Temer as president.

Why do you fuckers reproduce like mice and rabbits?

Are you a gang member?

Because that is the only reason we came to earth...to reproduce! Do you think you will take all those college, masters, money to your tomb? No you won't!!!! So wake up and reproduce!

Of course not, what made you think that way?

Stop talking and pay for the wall

No, I won't

Go back to your own god damned country.

So what exactly is your battle plan for getting California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas back ? Flying the Mexican flag down town San Diego while protesting and wearing La Raza tee shirts aint going to do it. I am kind of looking forward to rolling battles in the streets so lets get it on already !

You go back to your parents or grandparents country of origin!

That is so 1800's, loser!

Why do Mexicans make terrible Firemen?

Modelo Especial, Victoria, Pacifico or Dos Equis?

I don't know, why?

Because they can't tell the difference between Hose A and Hose B!