Tiger Wood's Head Found During Secret Service Search of Griffin's Apartment

This afternoon, Secret service agents made a grisly discovery in Kathy Griffin's apartment doing a routine investigation. The severed head of Tiger Woods, who was reported missing on May 31st, was discovered in a dirty clothes hamper, wrapped in a Nordstrom's shopping bag.

Griffin's lawyer, Dimitri Arbinov, insisted that Griffin couldn't be responsible as she "never shops at Norsdrom's.