My penis is my best friend

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This is my Penis . There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My Penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my Penis is useless. Without my Penis, I am useless. I must erect my penis true. I must maintain it straighter than my enemy who is trying to Overfuck me. I must Ejaculate all over him before he ejaculates all over me. I will...

My Penis and I know that what counts in sex is not the cumm we squirt, the noise of our burst, nor the fucktart we make. We know that it is the deep inside that count. We will hit...

My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its balls and its shaft. I will keep my penis clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Mickey mouse , I swear this creed. My Penis and I are the impregnators of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, and cumm & then piss!

That is so true. It brought tears to my eyes. As a matter of fact, tears are streaming down my face as I write this.

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Exactly, except it's the exact opposite. Suck your dick, choke, and die.

Is your penis detachable?

Tell your mom to stop using different color lipstick because im getting a rainbow on my dick

Buy it a beer.

pics or GTFO

wait till you get around 65

Lol. you are feeding the predator more while jacking than you are pleasuring your meat suit, Brutus!

Mine is fresh. I have to spank it everyday. Sometimes more than a few times a day!

Here's how it works anatomically in just a matter of seconds......

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u must be polish

I made the mistake of passing out with a bunch of women around. I woke up with a red, white, and blue set of balls. They love me!