Picked up by ZeroHedge: I have been reviewing resumes and just keep face palming...

Point taken. Truth is I don't know hot to put the acute accent over the 'e' on a keyboard.

I almost went with curriculum vitae, but I figured snowflakes would melt even faster, so I wrote resume.

Touche'

Resumetards are addicted yo resume porn. They just can't help themselves

I wonder how those Mexican resumes look?

I wouldn't work for that guy: I am too good for that guy.

OP chose his wife based on her resume, it's very important to him

Ummm duh....fucking learn to use google:

"In English and some other languages, the word nationality is sometimes used to refer to an ethnic group (a group of people who share a common ethnic identity, language, culture, descent, history, and so forth). This meaning of nationality is not defined by political borders or passport ownership"

What an ass. You do remind me of a book I read, though. "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." Or something like that.

that's YOUR responsibility to train quality and consistency...the quality of your employees should come out of your pocket not theirs...its your business, pay for own bullshit and quit living off others while claiming success

A Resume has nothing whatsoever to do with whether a person would be an excellent candidate for a manufacturing position.

You are essentially requiring mastery of English to prove you can notice detail on a block of wood or whatever it is you do.

If you were as smart as you want your applicants to be, you'd judge them based on their motivation and ability to be trained to DO WHAT YOU NEED THEM TO DO and nothing more.

Many times an illiterate person will do a far greater job at manufacturing than someone with a PHD in English.

Seriously, I think you might just be trolling with a post this stupid.

Bahahaha yes, we expect OP the fucking owner to weed through every resume when considering hires.....its called being diligent....im sensing that you have never owned a business, much less hired anyone

He actually is weeding through them; and his first step is to eliminate all résumés which display illiteracy and lack of effort. Which offends you.

So which are you, illiterate or lazy?

Its called Common Core

That line of work should have an application form they fill out instead of a résumé.

Probablemente se vería como esto.

I don't submit resumes fuck face.... so you're point is mute. And I'm neither...im doing shit and responding to multiple douche canoes on this forum...so you shiuld just expect errors from me....so yeah, eat shit

LOL. What an ass. If my point was "mute," you would not have heard me say it. Idiot. Try reading a book.

Both.

If you can read the app, then proceed to the resumes. If the resumes look good, then bring them in for interviews.

Wow sucks you didn't raise your daughter to go after more than a shity factory job. She must be ugly or she would have been able to atleast fuck her way into money

You posted a lot of negative bullshit in this thread but this comment is really revealing. Says a lot about you. You're a lousy person, thinking and saying things like that and then acting all superior. You don't belong on this forum.

Having now received applause, my day is done..:D

Having now received applause, my day is done..:D

I own a small manufacturing company. Most of the assembly work is done at a bench, with hand tools. The work is not difficult, but quality and consistency is paramount.

We are entering into our busiest time of year, and steady growth combined with losing one of our senior bench techs has caused me to run some ads (after spreading the word around to friends and associates).

I have been involved in the manufacturing business for about 30 years, and have seen thousands of resumes.

The last couple weeks I have been reviewing a couple dozen resumes a day. What I am seeing now, is stunning and disappointing. When did people stop learning how to compose a sentence? When did they decide that a resume composed of two sentences is somehow complete? The poor level of spelling, grammar, and frankly effort has me perplexed and perpetually face-palming.

So far, I have two resumes that were not immediately round-filed. Just two.

If this is the current state of our potential work force, we are in trouble.

Would never work for you anyway. Micro managing at the resume level is a sure sign of a control freak in the workplace.

"Small assembly work" owner who thinks hes running IBM. Why do they even need resumes for monkey work anyway?

When I was a manager of a large insurance company, I only used resumes for phone numbers as they are all lies anyway. I went off of one interview and either hired or not. I was more concerned about how they did on my job and not what they supposedly did before.

Today I learned that if you start a thread about work, the share-blue trolls can't STAND it.

Must be an allergic reaction.