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I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?

 
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06/07/2017 04:46 AM
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I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
I go in for a 7 am surgery Monday. My Doctor,( who I waited 3 months to get), has done work on The Nationals Baseball team and on some New England Players including Tom Brady.

Insurance is OK with it so.......

Any tips on recovery? I figure I'll have to shave the night before, Yechh!!!!

Any prose would be a help.

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06/07/2017 04:54 AM
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
- Do not cross your legs
- if your are going to sit, do not bend more than 90 degrees
- knees should always be apart
- If you are going to sleep, put pillows between your legs
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06/07/2017 05:42 AM
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
Hope it went well hf
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
Put a tag on your dick, "This is not gender reassignment surgery".
And you should be fine.
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06/07/2017 05:51 AM
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
Put a tag on your dick, "This is not gender reassignment surgery".
And you should be fine.
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LMAO! Can you see the doctor and nurses unveiling and AO to see that tag!? LOL!!! I'm going to do this for my next surgery!
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06/07/2017 05:59 AM
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
Best of luck. My mum had hers done a few years ago and she is doing just fine
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06/07/2017 06:03 AM
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
You really should google hip replacement yourself.

The hips are deteriorating due to bacteria or viral infection.

When the hip bone is cut out and the replacement put in the infection starts up again at the replacement points. Within 5 years you will need another replacement.


hf
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06/07/2017 06:06 AM
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
Lots of liposome like vitamin C and homeopathic arnica. Get an ice machine for pain. Be consistent and diligent with PT exercise so, do a little more if possible but don't take risks. Clean up diet to fruits and veggies, smoothies and lots of ant inflammatory foods: ginger, cinnamon, wild blueberries, turmeric and raw honey, etc.
Good luck!
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
Get off the narcotics as soon. As you can. They will make you feel Luke shit in an effort to keep you taking more. Ween off within the first day or two of recovery and get on ibuprofen. Narcotics have no anti-inflammatory properties, they just clog up your pain receptor sites.
My.bro had hip replaced at 30 y/o and was otherwise healthy. He couldn't take a piss by himself for 3 days. We got him off narcotics and he was walking around cooking breakfast the next morning.
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
Put a tag on your dick, "This is not gender reassignment surgery".
And you should be fine.
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Mabye a "this side" sticker would help as well.
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06/07/2017 06:09 AM
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
Liposomal C and the poster above with the viral and bacterial info is correct unless it is structural/ mechanical.
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
Lots of liposome like vitamin C and homeopathic arnica. Get an ice machine for pain. Be consistent and diligent with PT exercise so, do a little more if possible but don't take risks. Clean up diet to fruits and veggies, smoothies and lots of ant inflammatory foods: ginger, cinnamon, wild blueberries, turmeric and raw honey, etc.
Good luck!
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Yes, Vit C! If you want to really do it right, have 75,000 mgs in an IV while orally taking 25,000 more, just prior to surgery.
And mega doses afterward. (the rest of your life)

Silica Gel and horsetail to knit the bones for a quick recovery.

Show this to your "doctors" and tell them I said it's shame they haven't caught up to the 21st century yet.
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06/07/2017 07:08 AM
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Re: I am going into surgery Monday for a Hip replacement. Anyone care to advise?
Congrats on your upgrades!

I was back to work 1 month after having mine done each time. (3 months apart)

Physical therapy sucks, but you need it. Time your pain pills to have maximum effect before therapy.

You;ll enjoy lots of naps.

Walkers suck, but you need it.

The giant band aid thingey they put on my leg I ended up having a skin reaction to. We pulled it off and it was gauz and tape after that. Lots of seeping and mess untill it healed.





GLP