Comey logic:

AG Lynch pressured me to obstruct justice on Hillary Clinton, so in order to ensure the FBI's credibility was intact... I immediately announced to the public that the investigation on Hillary was closed, only after announcing her multiple prosecutable felonies. But I kept quiet about Lynch's actual crime until subpoenaed as a private citizen by congress, a year later.

Meanwhile...

I had dinner with Trump, and he had some alpha male jedi executive swagger that made me feel like a snowflake... so I leaked our private convo to the press despite no crime being committed.