Yes I know lots.

Fundamentally you're asking a maritime court to uphold common law on a statutory issue.

Good luck with that.

And it's not the birth cert that's worth anything.. It's the bond they create using you're birth certificate that has the value.

I've known people try to pay off debt using this bond through self made promissory notes. Very limited success with this one.

If you want even more fun look up "Notice of understanding intent and claim of right".