4007, the very knowledgable poster from the original black card thread, blatantly said that the "address is your problem". It is looking like that is more true than I would have previously thought. I think he was thinking of the physical address of the abode, but his statement has turned out to have a different meaning within the context of my individual quest.

I was working on some paperwork one day toward the effect of a name change. I was typing it up from scratch. This was before I realized name change paperwork is fill in the blank and on any given state's court website. (I know. I know.) On the appearance I was typing everything up. I got to the part where you put in the physical address and I starting to type it and Word crashed. I pulled it back up and started to do it, again, and Word crashed, again. Wash, rinse, repeat and Word crashed, again. By that point, it was just weird. I pulled up a new doc and type nonsensical gobbledygook all the way down the friggin' page and it was as stable as can be. I closed out and tried to put the physical address in, again, and same thing...Word crashed. I went so far as to take video of this thing repeatedly crashing. It must have been a dozen times. I said screw it and shut the thing down and moved on, but this didn't leave my mind. My best friend was over one day. He knows what I'm up to. I pull up Word (this is like two days later, mind you) and it does that same thing, again! Again, I pull up a new doc and type nonsense all the way down the page and it's fine.

Then a couple days later it hits me. Hmmm...

I pull the doc back up and type "My address is E12345678" and it didn't crash. It was then and there that I fully realized that my address was the red number on the back of the SS card, which I had been thinking it was. It just dawned on me to try it in that context and...BOOM! Confirmation.

In my opinion, it is at least roughly equivalent to the address of "His Majesty" or "His Royal Highness".

Good times.