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If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?

 
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06/18/2017 07:36 PM
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If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?
If you're a Christian you have no reason to not believe me.

Paul never met Jesus, he only saw him in a vision and then claimed to receive his teachings from Jesus.

Now I reveal to you that I saw Jesus when I walked my dog out today. He told me to write a new book with his teachings. Believe me or burn in hell.
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06/18/2017 07:40 PM
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Re: If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?
You would be inviting hordes of Christian peer-reviewers trained by Martin Luther to dissect, debunk and ridicule every facet of your literary prowess. You survive that, grats buddy you earned it.
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06/18/2017 07:46 PM
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06/19/2017 12:14 PM
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Re: If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?
You would be inviting hordes of Christian peer-reviewers trained by Martin Luther to dissect, debunk and ridicule every facet of your literary prowess. You survive that, grats buddy you earned it.
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I think it's funny that they don't have a problem with Paul. Me and Paul never met Jesus. Double standards.
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06/19/2017 12:15 PM
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Re: If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?
If you're a Christian you have no reason to not believe me.

Paul never met Jesus, he only saw him in a vision and then claimed to receive his teachings from Jesus.

Now I reveal to you that I saw Jesus when I walked my dog out today. He told me to write a new book with his teachings. Believe me or burn in hell.
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You've proved to be uninspired. So no.
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06/19/2017 12:21 PM
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Re: If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?
Add it to the Millennial Tim Tebow endorsed Bible.
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06/19/2017 12:23 PM
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Re: If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?
If you're a Christian you have no reason to not believe me.

Paul never met Jesus, he only saw him in a vision and then claimed to receive his teachings from Jesus.

Now I reveal to you that I saw Jesus when I walked my dog out today. He told me to write a new book with his teachings. Believe me or burn in hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75099721


You've proved to be uninspired. So no.
 Quoting: Sheshbaz*ar 75107435


How exactly Paul proved to be inspired to you?
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06/19/2017 12:27 PM
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Re: If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?
Add it to the Millennial Tim Tebow endorsed Bible.
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How is that any different than the king James bible?
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06/20/2017 07:18 PM
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Re: If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?
Ummm. The new testament is the fulfillment of the old one. Meanging it is Complete!!
You sound to be starting a copy of the LSD chruch lol
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Re: If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?
Ummm. The new testament is the fulfillment of the old one. Meanging it is Complete!!
You sound to be starting a copy of the LSD chruch lol
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Maybe G-d created Muslims to make the Christians feel what they did to the J-ws.
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06/20/2017 07:26 PM
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Re: If I wrote a continuation of the bible, would you believe me?
If you're a Christian you have no reason to not believe me.

Paul never met Jesus, he only saw him in a vision and then claimed to receive his teachings from Jesus.

Now I reveal to you that I saw Jesus when I walked my dog out today. He told me to write a new book with his teachings. Believe me or burn in hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75099721


You've proved to be uninspired. So no.
 Quoting: Anal Diddler 75107435


exactly.

poor guy hasnt said a true thing in any thread ive ever seen.

just talks about sticking babies penis' in his mouth because its "Tradition" and how much he hates Jesus

sick puppy
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06/20/2017 08:31 PM
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