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Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/18/2017 08:22 PM
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Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
I didn't take shower for a whole week.. my entire family came to my parents house for fathers day. I'm too ashamed to show up like a bum living like how trash I'm living under my mom's basement. Sorry for guilt trip but I ain't kidding. Self shaming MB shaming


In order to access the toilet I need to go upstairs and go across the living room where my entire cousins are and....
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06/18/2017 08:23 PM

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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
take a shower
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06/18/2017 08:25 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
And you wonder why you're an "incel"....
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06/18/2017 08:27 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
Join a gym and shower and poop there daily after you work out.
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06/18/2017 08:28 PM

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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
Damit i knocked over my piss jug!
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06/18/2017 08:32 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
I like yer style op!
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06/18/2017 08:34 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
I also live under my moms basement. Fuck my life.
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06/18/2017 08:35 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
OP for next time....
Cowboy Toilet.

One five gallon bucket.
One trash liner.
One gallon of cat litter.

Keep all three in the closet.
Put in reverse order into one another.

Tie bag after use.


NEXT!!!
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06/18/2017 08:35 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
I didn't take shower for a whole week.. my entire family came to my parents house for fathers day. I'm too ashamed to show up like a bum living like how trash I'm living under my mom's basement. Sorry for guilt trip but I ain't kidding. Self shaming MB shaming


In order to access the toilet I need to go upstairs and go across the living room where my entire cousins are and....
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Get ur head outta ur arse and move out into ur own place.
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06/18/2017 08:36 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
I didn't take shower for a whole week.. my entire family came to my parents house for fathers day. I'm too ashamed to show up like a bum living like how trash I'm living under my mom's basement. Sorry for guilt trip but I ain't kidding. Self shaming MB shaming


In order to access the toilet I need to go upstairs and go across the living room where my entire cousins are and....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75103906


Oh yea.. been ther done that. I double dare you Ever piss in sink your kitchen?
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06/19/2017 05:12 AM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
I also live under my moms basement. Fuck my life.
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Good work if you can get it.
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06/19/2017 05:25 AM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
No, but one time I blew mud in a parking lot and had to use a grocery bag to wipe my ass. Does that count?
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06/19/2017 05:32 AM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
I didn't take shower for a whole week.. my entire family came to my parents house for fathers day. I'm too ashamed to show up like a bum living like how trash I'm living under my mom's basement. Sorry for guilt trip but I ain't kidding. Self shaming MB shaming


In order to access the toilet I need to go upstairs and go across the living room where my entire cousins are and....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75103906


Oh yea.. been ther done that. I double dare you Ever piss in sink your kitchen?
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Sometimes I piss in the sink because it's faster. What other people won't
know what harm them. It is a little bit faster. But is it worth it? ...why not.
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No, but one time I blew mud in a parking lot and had to use a grocery bag to wipe my ass. Does that count?
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06/19/2017 05:54 AM
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06/19/2017 05:59 AM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
quit eating sonic burgers then
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06/19/2017 06:13 AM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
You gotta do what you gotta do. I spent almost a year using a 5 gallon bucket as a shitter and having to walk across the yard to my shop to take a shower while I saved up the funds to fix my plumbing.
The "extra effort" is no excuse to not keep proper hygiene.

If you're not happy with the quality of your life, do something to change it. Plain and simple.
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
I would go to the city pool in the summer and use their showers and go into camp grounds as a visitor and use the shower.No, the lowest is a Styrofoam plate.
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06/22/2017 10:16 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
A friend of mine squatted down by the tire of a semi pulled off on the side of the road at an off-ramp (I'm assuming the driver was asleep inside) and sprayed chocolate pudding all over the rim in a single explosion of monumental proportions.
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06/22/2017 10:19 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
A friend of mine squatted down by the tire of a semi pulled off on the side of the road at an off-ramp (I'm assuming the driver was asleep inside) and sprayed chocolate pudding all over the rim in a single explosion of monumental proportions.
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Thanks for sharing. hf
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06/22/2017 10:30 PM

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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
Nope.

Never pooped in a GARAGE before.
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06/22/2017 10:41 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..

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rofl
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06/22/2017 10:42 PM

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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
Unfortunately it happens. You live in the city, no woods to crap in.. no yard. Waiting for a plumber because it's the weekend. Sure, you could poop in a container but you can't ever use it again, don't want it visible to garbage pickers or aluminum can hunters. It's actually the smartest thing you can do. Even mcgyver would. An anonymous plastic bag. Wrap it tight after and for all anyone knows, it's dog shit. Everyone picks up dog shit now. Loop it under the toilet seat and proceed as usual. It's been thought of and done since plastic bags were invented. Good reason to save them. Reduces the carbon footprint & saves water.

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06/22/2017 10:48 PM

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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
What's a garage bag? Is it different than say, a kitchen bag?
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06/22/2017 10:53 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
i poop in whatever it takes man

a toilet is a luxury

a bag is airtight
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
Dye your skin brown your hair black and get brown contact lenses, show up at the ass end of the Channel Tunnel with a rag around your head with the name of Abdul and tell them you are a refugee from Syria. Boom. A place of your own.
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06/22/2017 10:59 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
Come to canada, join the Army and find out what an ice defacatorium is. Basically a clear garbage bag inside of a cardboard box that you carry around with you on the ice so as not to leave a "trail".
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06/22/2017 11:07 PM
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Re: Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..
Come to canada, join the Army and find out what an ice defacatorium is. Basically a clear garbage bag inside of a cardboard box that you carry around with you on the ice so as not to leave a "trail".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39847157


Thats what I did a time or 2 in my van while working in the ghetto. No way was I going to a local fast-food place to shit.

I put a bag in a box.

workes good. i even double bagged it. No leakage and easy clean-up


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