Ever pooped in a garage bag? This is the lowest of lows..

take a shower

And you wonder why you're an "incel"....

Join a gym and shower and poop there daily after you work out.

Damit i knocked over my piss jug!

I like yer style op!

I also live under my moms basement. Fuck my life.

OP for next time....
Cowboy Toilet.

One five gallon bucket.
One trash liner.
One gallon of cat litter.

Keep all three in the closet.
Put in reverse order into one another.

Tie bag after use.


NEXT!!!

Get ur head outta ur arse and move out into ur own place.

Oh yea.. been ther done that. I double dare you Ever piss in sink your kitchen?

Good work if you can get it.

No, but one time I blew mud in a parking lot and had to use a grocery bag to wipe my ass. Does that count?

Sometimes I piss in the sink because it's faster. What other people won't
know what harm them. It is a little bit faster. But is it worth it? ...why not.

quit eating sonic burgers then

You gotta do what you gotta do. I spent almost a year using a 5 gallon bucket as a shitter and having to walk across the yard to my shop to take a shower while I saved up the funds to fix my plumbing.
The "extra effort" is no excuse to not keep proper hygiene.

If you're not happy with the quality of your life, do something to change it. Plain and simple.

I would go to the city pool in the summer and use their showers and go into camp grounds as a visitor and use the shower.No, the lowest is a Styrofoam plate.

A friend of mine squatted down by the tire of a semi pulled off on the side of the road at an off-ramp (I'm assuming the driver was asleep inside) and sprayed chocolate pudding all over the rim in a single explosion of monumental proportions.

Thanks for sharing.

Nope.

Never pooped in a GARAGE before.

Unfortunately it happens. You live in the city, no woods to crap in.. no yard. Waiting for a plumber because it's the weekend. Sure, you could poop in a container but you can't ever use it again, don't want it visible to garbage pickers or aluminum can hunters. It's actually the smartest thing you can do. Even mcgyver would. An anonymous plastic bag. Wrap it tight after and for all anyone knows, it's dog shit. Everyone picks up dog shit now. Loop it under the toilet seat and proceed as usual. It's been thought of and done since plastic bags were invented. Good reason to save them. Reduces the carbon footprint & saves water.

What's a garage bag? Is it different than say, a kitchen bag?

i poop in whatever it takes man

a toilet is a luxury

a bag is airtight

Dye your skin brown your hair black and get brown contact lenses, show up at the ass end of the Channel Tunnel with a rag around your head with the name of Abdul and tell them you are a refugee from Syria. Boom. A place of your own.

Come to canada, join the Army and find out what an ice defacatorium is. Basically a clear garbage bag inside of a cardboard box that you carry around with you on the ice so as not to leave a "trail".

Thats what I did a time or 2 in my van while working in the ghetto. No way was I going to a local fast-food place to shit.

I put a bag in a box.

workes good. i even double bagged it. No leakage and easy clean-up