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How Do Muslims Wipe Themselves After Taking A Crap?? Please Explain if you Know.

 
Joe in JT
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How Do Muslims Wipe Themselves After Taking A Crap?? Please Explain if you Know.
I just got out of the bathroom and after drinking coffee made sort of a mess wiping myself. I used half a roll of toilet paper. I was swearing at myself. I had to wash my hands twice and continue cleaning myself. Then I wondered. How the hell do Muslims keep themselves clean if they do NOT use toilet paper. Is this true?? They use their hand? Or what. Can someone please explain this to me. They must be the nastiest people on earth if they use only their hand for wiping their but.vodka5racist5
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06/19/2017 12:27 PM
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They lick each others anuses clean of course. Everyone knows this.
Joe in JT (OP)
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06/19/2017 12:33 PM
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They lick each others anuses clean of course. Everyone knows this.
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Yikes! It's worse than i thought!vodka5
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06/19/2017 12:49 PM
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bonus points if u ate peanuts
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06/19/2017 01:41 PM
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They lick each others anuses clean of course. Everyone knows this.
 Quoting: MrNasty


Yikes! It's worse than i thought!vodka5
 Quoting: Joe in JT 75049243


I was over in Afghanistan and they all smell like shit over there. There breath literally smells like shit. They lick each others anuses for sure.
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06/19/2017 01:55 PM
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A bowl on the back of the toilet. Fill it and wash.
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06/19/2017 02:29 PM
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For Muslims, the left hand is the dirty hand. They wipe their bare asses with it.
The right hand is the clean hand for food or touching things, shaking hands etc.

First, they poop standing up, into a hole in the floor.
They scrape their arises with their left hand fingers.
Then, in Muslim washrooms there is a constant running fountain.
They rinse their shitty fingers there.

Toilets as we know them are for diarrhea only.

So if a Muslim shakes your hand then puts his left hand on you, it is a gesture of wiping shit on you.

Taqiyya - the Muslim rule that its OK to fuck over or lie to infidels if it furthers the cause of Islam.

Now you know.

And knowing is half the battle.
Sheshbaz*ar
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06/19/2017 02:35 PM
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Running water. You are the unclean ones. For you are what you eat, unkempt swine.
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06/19/2017 02:39 PM
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Running water. You are the unclean ones. For you are what you eat, unkempt swine.
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Muslims are required to wash themselves even if they fart. Muhammad had a severe preoccupation with corporeal hygiene.
Only running water.
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06/19/2017 02:41 PM
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Well, to believe that your ass get's clean by using dry paper... how do you clean your dishes? And now think about which standard should be use for your butt, who wasn't in contact with food but shit (former food)

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