World Wide Prednisone Deficiency Discovered By Pharmaceutical Industry

The Pharmaceutical Industry has announced the discovery of a new disease, Prednisone Deficiency Syndrome or PDS. Due to the overly aggressive immune system, developing autoimmune disorders, inflammation, allergies and other annoyances, the pharmaceutical industry has discovered a lack of the nutraceutical Prednisone. They even consider it an epidemic, and have called upon the UNs World Health Organization to recognise this fact.
Hellary Clinton, NWO Marxist bitch and presidential candidate, is calling for the government to pay for this essential nutrient that so many Americans have been shown to be deficient in.
Big Phar does admit that the Prednisone will only mask the symptom and never address the underlining cause of the disease. Also there is those health destroying little side effects.
But we all don't care as long as we can get rid of those "annoying symptoms", the signals that your body uses to let you know there is a problem.