I am satAn for reaL...ask awaY little peasant...

Dear Satan.

You may not have me or any part of me mmkay?

Just so we are on the same page.

Thanks Mr.Underground Dweller!


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Everyone blames me for everything, but the guilty has always being gOd...

God is eviL

satan and lucifer are not the same op

You know deep inside you, you want to sell me your sOuL...

you are gonna piss the wrong person off mr liar

Are you dare trying to teach the deViL..who is who...

dont say you are somebody you are not. fool.

if you are the devil i am christ. on your knees rookie

I heard a joke once... it was about a chicken crossing the road... It was cliche and not that funny... A lot like you... The chicken too.

I know better... Don't fret asshole, I'll give you that... Satan WAS Lucifer.

Care to dance?

But what if I am.....are you certain that I am not the deviL....

Why do you doubt that the deviL can not be here now?

Your a coward

prove that satan and lucifer are the same. you cant

Answer my question.

It's me... MM

Show up at my house tonight, I'll sign a contract in exchange for millions of dollars and fame.

You aren't worth it. Piss off... This is between me and HIM.

dont play with me

You always have god, jesus Napoleon Bonaparte, hell even the anomaly visits you here, but no not the devil he can be the one here nope...

But what if I am here....

Well I going to tell you a secret bigger than that.... sAtan and god is the same dude....yep...god is both gOod and eviL...

In the river of Jordan when baptized what was your name?

How many fish were in the fishermans net when it was cast in your name by faith on the sea of galilee?

what was the fishermans name?

On what stone of bread to be eaten by your followers did you lay in the holy of hollies before casting a flock of swine into the sea?How many swine?

How many knots were tide in judas noose?

Hints the proverb of David and te songs of Solomon what temple did you dwell in as a snake in the roof?

You have 6 mins and 6 seconds to answer.

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weak

Okay.... I be there in spirit at 3:33 am...and if you have faith that I can give you those things you will have them...

you know nothing of any importance.
tell me something only the devil could

i know you are full of shit

who the fuck do you think you are talking to child?

I will tell you a secret , by your own wisdom a great monument will fall tonight by the way of the stars.

Say your name again.... please?

Do you want to know the truth about your lord? He does not exist, he has never existed...in fact the story was written by one of the roman emperors. ..and refine by the elite rulers to control you via an illusion. ....but what do I know, am just the devil after all...

Slim

You been picking your tailhole again, Bickle? And sniffing your fingers? Lol. Yes, you have.