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My Cat Is Obsessed With Making Biscuits With My Balls

 
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My Cat Is Obsessed With Making Biscuits With My Balls
One day recently I took a nap in my robe and easy chair and woke up and the shady little fucker had snuck under my robe and was kneading my balls like a little baker man.

Ever since then he won't leave me alone about and will beg and pester me. He'll paw my balls for hours if I let him. Any ideas on how to get him to stop and interested in something else? I'm too embarrassed to ask my vet about it.
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Pussy is attracted to balls.
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What the hell have we become......

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The only conspiracy you can come up with is about your cock-n-balls and your cat?

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Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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He's just showing you who's boss and the power he wields. He could neuter you in your sleep at any time.

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For some reason, I thought for sure I was going to see a UK flag beside the first post. 1dunno1
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Use this to your advantage.
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Step 1, stop applying liberal amounts of a1 to the effected region.

Step 2, shower, and scrub. Rinse and repeat.

Step 3, ...?

Step 4, profit.

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For some reason, I thought for sure I was going to see a UK flag beside the first post. 1dunno1
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Wrong animal.. he said CAT not SHEEP xD
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Pussy is attracted to balls.
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I realize that but it doesn't help.
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Pervert!
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:Z1022:

He's just showing you who's boss and the power he wields. He could neuter you in your sleep at any time.

chuckle
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I've since had him declawed.
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Stop putting peanut butter on them, this should solve your problem
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Use this to your advantage.
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How's that?
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He was trying to stretch your loose balls skin so he take a nap.
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10/10

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Well if you plan on keeping the cat you might have to consider wearing a cup. That in itself might solve the problem as they will feel different to the cat. It might stop doing it because of that.

Ultimate solution might be getting rid of the cat sometimes you can get a few dollars for them from a Chinese restaurant. Ask your take out delivery person next time you order.
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My cat used to try to drink milk from nipples when she was a kitten lol
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kitty balls
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One day recently I took a nap in my robe and easy chair and woke up and the shady little fucker had snuck under my robe and was kneading my balls like a little baker man.

Ever since then he won't leave me alone about and will beg and pester me. He'll paw my balls for hours if I let him. Any ideas on how to get him to stop and interested in something else? I'm too embarrassed to ask my vet about it.
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For some reason, I thought for sure I was going to see a UK flag beside the first post. 1dunno1
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It is. He's just using a proxy.

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Consider yourself lucky.....my cat sneaks up behind me and use my nutsack for a speedbag when I'm pissing...guess my sack looks like a cat toy....
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He's just showing you who's boss and the power he wields. He could neuter you in your sleep at any time.

chuckle
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LMAO


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One day recently I took a nap in my robe and easy chair and woke up and the shady little fucker had snuck under my robe and was kneading my balls like a little baker man.

Ever since then he won't leave me alone about and will beg and pester me. He'll paw my balls for hours if I let him. Any ideas on how to get him to stop and interested in something else? I'm too embarrassed to ask my vet about it.
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threads on here continue to scrape the bottom of the barrel of shite....
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I wondered why it was pinned. then I read it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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cat sex
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One day recently I took a nap in my robe and easy chair and woke up and the shady little fucker had snuck under my robe and was kneading my balls like a little baker man.

Ever since then he won't leave me alone about and will beg and pester me. He'll paw my balls for hours if I let him. Any ideas on how to get him to stop and interested in something else? I'm too embarrassed to ask my vet about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72941108


Last time a girl sucked my balls for so long,i thought she will just nibble them ...

then i just fucked her with all my might





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