Maybe it's time to invade Canada | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37321817 United States 06/26/2017 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Um.... Its more like 64. Stop the hate man. We have the worlds best maple syrup & bacon. :bigcruise: I've got no problems with Canadians. I love most of you. I worry about you...but I love you. Its a mess here. Economic shit hits the fan and we elect communists instead of riding it out with conservative policies. Here on ON, we have double the debt of Cali (the most bankrupt US state) with only 1/3 the population. My family sits on the edge of their seats awaiting for Trumps 15% corp tax rate so we can relocate to Florida. We've already scoped out 2 locations. We won't bring more than 20-24 jobs with us, but I'm confident the rest of the world will follow suit. We are taxed to death. You sure you wouldn't prefer North Dakota? Florida is the opposite of Canada. Winter is hot. Summer is really hot. Instead of grizzlies they got alligators. And down here in the South real maple syrup goes for like $10 a pancake. And that ain't even your maple syrup. Its ours. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37321817 United States 06/26/2017 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why's it on the table in the first place? Because there's no quarterback or receivers. It's unAmerican. How is it we're plotting invading your country and all you're worried about is if you get to keep hockey? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74935318 Canada 06/26/2017 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why's it on the table in the first place? Because there's no quarterback or receivers. It's unAmerican. How is it we're plotting invading your country and all you're worried about is if you get to keep hockey? What in your first post should I be concerned about besides hockey? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37321817 United States 06/26/2017 01:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because there's no quarterback or receivers. It's unAmerican. How is it we're plotting invading your country and all you're worried about is if you get to keep hockey? What in your first post should I be concerned about besides hockey? I'd be concerned if I were you. (Whispers) we have black people here. some of em might come up there. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37321817 United States 06/26/2017 01:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck yes, I will do whatever it takes to help the American annexation of this worthless shithole. As a bonus I could spend the rest of my life licking the tears of anguish off the faces of all the libtards here who would watch their dreams of a northern libtard paradise shattered forever.. Sweet! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75077105 This is perfect. The US wouldn't invade. We'd "support" a freedom figher rebellion with boots on the ground. See. This is just like Syria. Except nobody gets their heads chopped. And hockey. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74935318 Canada 06/26/2017 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because there's no quarterback or receivers. It's unAmerican. How is it we're plotting invading your country and all you're worried about is if you get to keep hockey? What in your first post should I be concerned about besides hockey? I'd be concerned if I were you. (Whispers) we have black people here. some of em might come up there. We have them, too, but ours don't seem to be like yours at all. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70127693 United States 06/26/2017 11:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The only reason it went down the way it did, was because of arrogance. Congress was filled to the brim with arrogance, and thought they could take Canada with 5,000 riflemen. If they had planned better and not been arrogant(passed wartime taxes, and raised an Army), Canadians would be free human beings, and not serfs to the tyrannical, islamic House of Windsor. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76334628 Canada 07/17/2018 03:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When the US troops cross the boarder we will just hand them a bong and a bag of weed and wait. 10 years will go by with a bunch of waisted soldiers either just hanging out eating poutine and beaver tails or occasionally shooting themselves in the foot. After they admit this is a war that no one can win they will go back to the US and then pay us billions of dollars in compensation. PS don’t forget Canada is not a sovereign nation we are part of the commonewealth. You pick on a Canada you are picking on UK, Australia, India and 50 other countries all owned by the Queen of England. Pick on one country you are picking on all the countries. |
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