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Maybe it's time to invade Canada

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/26/2017 01:12 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
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I disagree. How many right-wing people do you have in your nation 12 maybe 15?
 Quoting: Chip


Um.... Its more like 64.

Stop the hate man. We have the worlds best maple syrup & bacon.

:bigcruise:
 Quoting: chrisvet


I've got no problems with Canadians. I love most of you. I worry about you...but I love you.
 Quoting: Chip


Its a mess here. Economic shit hits the fan and we elect communists instead of riding it out with conservative policies.

Here on ON, we have double the debt of Cali (the most bankrupt US state) with only 1/3 the population.

My family sits on the edge of their seats awaiting for Trumps 15% corp tax rate so we can relocate to Florida. We've already scoped out 2 locations. We won't bring more than 20-24 jobs with us, but I'm confident the rest of the world will follow suit.

We are taxed to death.
 Quoting: chrisvet


You sure you wouldn't prefer North Dakota? Florida is the opposite of Canada. Winter is hot. Summer is really hot. Instead of grizzlies they got alligators.

And down here in the South real maple syrup goes for like $10 a pancake. And that ain't even your maple syrup. Its ours.
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06/26/2017 01:14 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Wtf would you ban hockey? angryface
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That's our current position. It isn't set in stone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37321817


Why's it on the table in the first place?
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Because there's no quarterback or receivers. It's unAmerican.

How is it we're plotting invading your country and all you're worried about is if you get to keep hockey?
Anonymous Coward
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06/26/2017 01:17 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Wtf would you ban hockey? angryface
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


That's our current position. It isn't set in stone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37321817


Why's it on the table in the first place?
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Because there's no quarterback or receivers. It's unAmerican.

How is it we're plotting invading your country and all you're worried about is if you get to keep hockey?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37321817


What in your first post should I be concerned about besides hockey?
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06/26/2017 01:24 AM
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That's our current position. It isn't set in stone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37321817


Why's it on the table in the first place?
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Because there's no quarterback or receivers. It's unAmerican.

How is it we're plotting invading your country and all you're worried about is if you get to keep hockey?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37321817


What in your first post should I be concerned about besides hockey?
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl



I'd be concerned if I were you.

(Whispers) we have black people here. some of em might come up there.
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06/26/2017 01:38 AM
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Fuck yes, I will do whatever it takes to help the American annexation of this worthless shithole. As a bonus I could spend the rest of my life licking the tears of anguish off the faces of all the libtards here who would watch their dreams of a northern libtard paradise shattered forever.. Sweet!
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06/26/2017 01:42 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Fuck yes, I will do whatever it takes to help the American annexation of this worthless shithole. As a bonus I could spend the rest of my life licking the tears of anguish off the faces of all the libtards here who would watch their dreams of a northern libtard paradise shattered forever.. Sweet!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75077105


This is perfect. The US wouldn't invade. We'd "support" a freedom figher rebellion with boots on the ground.

See. This is just like Syria. Except nobody gets their heads chopped. And hockey.
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06/26/2017 02:13 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Send in the 82nd airborne to seize the maple syrup fields!
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06/26/2017 02:19 AM
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I like the idea of having a reindeer though.
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06/26/2017 02:21 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
BUT - I'm not gonna leave the tropics and fly all that way to Ca Ca Ca Canada = it's tooooo cold.
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06/26/2017 02:28 AM
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We would just burn down the wh yet again. Good luck with that
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Eh...eh ....eh you and the homojustin? Eh
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06/26/2017 11:33 AM
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Why's it on the table in the first place?
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Because there's no quarterback or receivers. It's unAmerican.

How is it we're plotting invading your country and all you're worried about is if you get to keep hockey?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37321817


What in your first post should I be concerned about besides hockey?
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl



I'd be concerned if I were you.

(Whispers) we have black people here. some of em might come up there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37321817


We have them, too, but ours don't seem to be like yours at all.
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06/26/2017 11:57 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
We would just burn down the wh yet again. Good luck with that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73326366


The only reason it went down the way it did, was because of arrogance. Congress was filled to the brim with arrogance, and thought they could take Canada with 5,000 riflemen.

If they had planned better and not been arrogant(passed wartime taxes, and raised an Army), Canadians would be free human beings, and not serfs to the tyrannical, islamic House of Windsor.
Anonymous Coward
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07/17/2018 03:31 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Fuck Canada
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07/17/2018 03:48 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
When the US troops cross the boarder we will just hand them a bong and a bag of weed and wait.
10 years will go by with a bunch of waisted soldiers either just hanging out eating poutine and beaver tails or occasionally shooting themselves in the foot.
After they admit this is a war that no one can win they will go back to the US and then pay us billions of dollars in compensation.

PS don’t forget Canada is not a sovereign nation we are part of the commonewealth. You pick on a Canada you are picking on UK, Australia, India and 50 other countries all owned by the Queen of England. Pick on one country you are picking on all the countries.
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07/17/2018 04:14 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
The problem is we also get the stupid motherfuckers that are in the country. I don't know if they're worthy of America.
 Quoting: Chip


It's no wonder this site has morphed into a hate filled shit hole with with people like you modding it.
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07/17/2018 04:16 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
My family sits on the edge of their seats awaiting for Trumps 15% corp tax rate so we can relocate to Florida.
 Quoting: chrisvet


Do us all a favour and don't wait anymore...just fn go.
Anonymous Coward
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07/17/2018 04:18 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Fuck Canada
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73757809


When the day comes that we give a shit what some inbred, chaw dribbling, cousin fucker like you thinks we'll let you know.
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07/17/2018 08:06 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
100 acres isnt bad. Though I like Ice Hockey.
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07/17/2018 08:20 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
The problem is we also get the stupid motherfuckers that are in the country. I don't know if they're worthy of America.
 Quoting: Chip


All of the stupid are already in America - you among them.
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07/17/2018 08:21 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Fuck Canada
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When the day comes that we give a shit what some inbred, chaw dribbling, cousin fucker like you thinks we'll let you know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76728061


clappa
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07/17/2018 08:24 AM
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Re: Maybe it's time to invade Canada
Canada is huge.





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