I just ate entirely too spaghetti...

You made me fear for my daughter.
I haven't felt fear in ever.
Kinda thanks

I just ate 500g spaghetti. For the 2nd time today. (True story).

May I offer you a thin mint Mr. Creosote?

Is she a competitive eater?

I had the diablo sauce

I get a hot sauce called "pain is good"...the garlic habenero one....

add that to your spaghetti sauce when you make it at home....it is yummy.


I also have a bottle of "Dave's insanity sauce"...and that shit is just stupid....

I got another bottle forget the brand...local) that claims to be at 500,000 scoville units....it's about the same as Dave's Insanity sauce....just stupid hot....

I like the hot sauce I make the most....

4-5 ghost peppers, 4-5 habeneros, 4-5 pablano, 4-5 jalapeno, a whole head of garlic, a whole red onion and about a pound of cooked soft carrots. 1/4 cup of white venegar and a 1/4 cup of olive oil.

throw all of that into a processor/blender and puree'

It has flavor, it has full mouth heat and is good on just about anything.

Well, I had Harissa.

It swells to at least 3 X's its size in your stomach....

Did you accidentally the words?

I was thinking of having the same thing for dinner

Man I love spaghetti. You can eat too much?

Eating Italian food is probably the only time in my life I wish I was a fat fuck so I could keep on eating without regret or concern.

I hope there are noodles in Heaven.

Oh, there are. They are only called, "Roman Noodles."

Get it? See what I did there? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Never mind. Not that funny. I'm gonna go jump off the leaning tower of Pizza.
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Get it? See what I did there?

That was hillarious. Well done. 10/10