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Goddamn you Bunjee Jumper Instructors! (WARNING: GRAPHIC)

 
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Nice splat. Good job she was ok.

Last Edited by Katipo on 06/27/2017 07:04 PM
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Anything that has the words bungee jump and graphic warning, I am NOT clicking on!
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I am the exact opposite... does that make me a bad person?

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yeah i did Wop and i laughed hard anyone who JUMPS IS A FUCKING FOOL reap what you sow
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you sound like the fucking idiot Colombian instructor that measured a 100 foot roap for a 90 foot bridge....

cruise
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Found a GLPer in the comment section:

That's fucked up. You just killed a perfectly good sandwich machine. Ya Jackass!
Posted Apr-24-2017 By 123TURTLE321

Though I personally say bungee jumping/sky diving in a third world country should be legally allowed as an effective means of suicide... or murder depending on how you want to look at this.
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Anything like that in a third world country is rolling the dice.

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Skydiving Without Parachute - Antti Pendikainen







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Third World Country?

I hear this language every single day and im supposed to be in the 1st world.

Not sure what World you live in.
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assisted suicide
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yeah i did Wop and i laughed hard anyone who JUMPS IS A FUCKING FOOL reap what you sow
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you sound like the fucking idiot Colombian instructor that measured a 100 foot roap for a 90 foot bridge....

cruise
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He doesn't even know what WOP means. Ignore him.
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Yay! Let's got to a third world country where the average IQ is 59 and bungee jump.
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She survived! Check it out.

Google: Bolivia Bungee Accident
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yeah i did Wop and i laughed hard anyone who JUMPS IS A FUCKING FOOL reap what you sow
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you sound like the fucking idiot Colombian instructor that measured a 100 foot roap for a 90 foot bridge....

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69355840


Found a GLPer in the comment section:

That's fucked up. You just killed a perfectly good sandwich machine. Ya Jackass!
Posted Apr-24-2017 By 123TURTLE321

Though I personally say bungee jumping/sky diving in a third world country should be legally allowed as an effective means of suicide... or murder depending on how you want to look at this.
 Quoting: darkwolf007


Anything like that in a third world country is rolling the dice.

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Yay! Let's got to a third world country where the average IQ is 59 and bungee jump.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75019878


Still a vastly higher IQ than any Hillary supporters' IQ.
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Here's a bungee death that took place in northern Spain in 2015. A Dutch girl jumped, but the cord wasn't attached to her harness. They're blaming the employee for his "terrible English." In Spain!
[link to www.thelocal.es (secure)]

Another bungee death took place in Spain near Granada in 2015. A woman from London died. She hit a bridge. Cord too long.:
[link to www.thelocal.es (secure)]

Brazil. December, 2016. Cord too long. Bungee death:
[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

Last Edited by nutmeg on 06/27/2017 07:33 PM
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This isn't a hard thing to figure out. Make the friggin rope shorter than the fall
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Anyone who bunJee jumps or jumps out of a plane in parachute is a fucking IDIOT AND REAPED WHAT THEY SOWED HOW STUPID ARE HUMANS OH YEAH LETS JUMP TO OUR DEATH DISGUSTING SATANIC SACRIFICE
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you didn't watch the video.
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According to the video text, she ded.
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Where's Brief with his squish comment when you need him...tounge
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There is always one idiot that ruins the fun for everyone!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69355840


So I am guessing the instructor mismeasured the length of the bungee cord. Should have been in feet rather than meters?
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Can't believe the dude just picked her up.... Spinal injury?!
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Ummm... spinal injury vs slowly drowning to death in 2ft water?

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She survived! Check it out.

Google: Bolivia Bungee Accident
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God's hand and a tough human. She went in almost head first.
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whatever

yeahsure The girl just took a high altitude belly flop. She made a splash and not a splatter! There is nothing "graphic" about the video. OP is a drama whore redface
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THe fine print on the video says she died. IF ANYBODY WANTS THE FEELING OF FALLING, GO TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK AND GET ON THE SUPER COASTERS, IF THIS DOESNT SATISFY YOUR URGES, JOIN SPECIAL FORCES AND GO AIRBORN.It is stupid to parachute,climb mountains/buildings or bungee jump. You only do this shit if you are on a mission.
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THe fine print on the video says she died. IF ANYBODY WANTS THE FEELING OF FALLING, GO TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK AND GET ON THE SUPER COASTERS, IF THIS DOESNT SATISFY YOUR URGES, JOIN SPECIAL FORCES AND GO AIRBORN.It is stupid to parachute,climb mountains/buildings or bungee jump. You only do this shit if you are on a mission.
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:tronguy:
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Yay! Let's got to a third world country where the average IQ is 59 and bungee jump.
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Not to mention that the medical care is by a witch doctor.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE FXCKING NUTS, WATCH THESE GUYS IN ROMANIA ON TOP OF A GIANT SMOKESTACK. THE ONLY THING STUPIDER THAN THIS IS GOING DOWN IN MELS HOLE VIA ART BELL.

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Yay! Let's got to a third world country where the average IQ is 59 and bungee jump.
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Not to mention that the medical care is by a witch doctor.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE FXCKING NUTS, WATCH THESE GUYS IN ROMANIA ON TOP OF A GIANT SMOKESTACK. THE ONLY THING STUPIDER THAN THIS IS GOING DOWN IN MELS HOLE VIA ART BELL.


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Did they ever send a camera or drone down Mels hole?
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Just a little to much rope.
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You mean bunjee cord. Rope would be pretty graphic too.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69355840


Yay! Let's got to a third world country where the average IQ is 59 and bungee jump.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75019878


Not to mention that the medical care is by a witch doctor.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE FXCKING NUTS, WATCH THESE GUYS IN ROMANIA ON TOP OF A GIANT SMOKESTACK. THE ONLY THING STUPIDER THAN THIS IS GOING DOWN IN MELS HOLE VIA ART BELL.


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Did they ever send a camera or drone down Mels hole?
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The Spice girl??? Drama
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Yay! Let's got to a third world country where the average IQ is 59 and bungee jump.
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Not to mention that the medical care is by a witch doctor.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE FXCKING NUTS, WATCH THESE GUYS IN ROMANIA ON TOP OF A GIANT SMOKESTACK. THE ONLY THING STUPIDER THAN THIS IS GOING DOWN IN MELS HOLE VIA ART BELL.


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Did they ever send a camera or drone down Mels hole?
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The Spice girl??? Drama
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He said his neighbor threw his dogs dead body down the hole and a few days later the dog appeared back to life in the woods

wow man
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Anything that has the words bungee jump and graphic warning, I am NOT clicking on!
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