I think it's time I divorce

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i think you failed with wife.....bad idea.

Its not her fault dude.

Statistically ive narrowed the entire problem down to...THE WEDDING CAKE.


Every woman who has ever eaten of it...with very few exceptions....suddenly finds their sex drive gone...for their husband...and worse....their personality changes from sweet sexy fun loving romantic lover....to nagging revenge obsessed moody adulterous and often violent nutcase.

Ive been married and divorced...so i speak from hard experience.

And from observation of other couples.

Like my cousin.

Was with this woman for 5 years....all was well....then they got married...she partook of the cake.

They were divorced 2 years later.

Happens almost every time.

I think its in the icing.

Very funny :)))

I'm going to make contact with all the highly recommended divorce attorneys in the area. She has fucked me over for the last time.

And replace her with a sexbot?

But Brief already has a job.

Your marriage vows said it was for the rest of your lives. You did promise that, didn't you, -and there were no exclusion clauses? Now be a man and deal with it.

But, Donald, they will deport me!!

Fuck THAT

You don't KNOW her.

What made you marry her?

What was her parents relationship like? That is crucial. Her relationship to her father...?

I am a Female asking- just wondering. I Could have married 3 times- always escaped and could marry a current 'friend' if I wanted. What made you take the leap? I sure cant.

IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!!!!1!


NAKED!!!!1

OP, I hope you find peace

probably took a bitch like her to love a bastard like you.

you sound like a real prize yourself.

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Okay, I'm hooked. What did she do to screw you over?

Try prayer. I can give you contact of a Pastor who hates religion and only believes in the written word...He does counseling for free..and keeps it real!

You are the MAN! Your wife became you when married. 1+1=1

Take charge and she will follow. It's beautiful.

Maybe it's you who is the problem
and not her. Maybe you caused her to
change.
I have watched second marriages turn
into nightmares. You might want to
work things out with her before you
screw up the rest of your life.
JUS SAYIN

Okay, that is funny...might be right on too! I have no idea.