Check in if you use a piss bottle at least once a year

Ohh no this thread is going where no man has gone before.

Last time I used a pies bottle was when me and my ex wife went to a drive in theatre in oak harbor and I used a cup in the back seat of the van.

Decades ago.

It cant imagine doing it now unless as a last resort. I do everything to position myself to avoid that right now.

In the E.R. Last week

gallon jug...everyday. homeless...no bathroom in camper. you cant pee outside...you would have to walk far away. bottle it ,transport,dispose. 2 years now...bought a house yesterday though...move in on close. been a rough two years...

enjoy your new toilet

I peed in a bottle once and it was scary

It started filling up much quicker than I anticipated and I panicked!

I just use my hand and put it in my pocket.
Why do my fingers leak so?

Truckers are pee bottles masters.


also, never piss off a trucker who has a bottle full of piss in their hands.

Wow! Congrats on your new home, especially after living through hell....

I guess I underestimated how much urine one produces, more than enough to easily fill up a 1 liter bottle

and I was only using a 20 oz coke bottle!

I use the 1 gallon AZ Tea bottle. Every night. I live in a boarding house with 20 other roommates. Also over 60 so got that prostate pressure thing going on. Much easier especially when going 4-6 times a night. Rinse it out every morning, clean it when necessary, soap and water and use bleach about once a month, let it soak good to kill all the things that need killing.

I have two bottles of piss in my basement!

trucker bombs!

congrats on the house!

That's just nasty, i bet you store gasoline down there too

Nope. Too dangerous. But if you collect your piss and boil it, you can make Phosphorus!!!

Wait a second....just who the hell are you?

:bugeyes:

Have people seriously got to the point they are too fucking lazy to go piss? Shit man, if its that bad for you why not wear a diaper.

If you are too lazy to get up and piss, something tells me you would be too fucking lazy to empty and clean said piss tank when needed. Damn, no wonder you cucks cant get a woman, its because of shit like this.

Last Edited by BrokenTech on 07/08/2017 01:57 AM

I bet that process smells good.

Shit in it instead and huff some fecal matter , what a rush!!!

I tried to pin it guys, but it will have to wait there is too much shit up there right now

LOL

When I'm kayak fishing and am away from shore for long periods.

Hahahahahaha And it hurts to pinch off in mid-flow.

and...

All the time once I woke up in the middle of the night and took a chug of my bottle of water. Tasted funky took me a few seconds to realize I was chugging my own piss.

I haven't done it in awhile, but have hundreds of times in my life.

Hahahahahahahaha!! Gold(en shower)!!!

Piss off.