Wife is going to contemplate divorcing me tonight

OMG I can sense the gas building up inside of me. She'll be home in about an hour.

It's going to be the type of gas that fills the entire room and doesn't dissipate for hours. It's 97 degrees outside and the A/C is out of order. Just a floor fan in the house.

Sheeeeeee's home!

^^that was always really gross but worse than that was he would dig puss pockets out of the back of his throat and smash it between his fingers then hold me down and smear it in my nose.

i never had another boyfriend before him. he convinced me to marry him after i barely turned 18 one month.

the gross sadistic stuff he did was ongoing from beginning. i didn't know if it was wrong and out of line because had no other comparisons. seemed kind of humiliating to talk about to others like most stuff that happened to me in my life so i mostly kept quiet.

^^Update:
No-i don't miss him-

Good luck OP!

kind of a sentimental romantic type in heart and at our wedding reception our first piece of cake and feeding each other gently was suppose to be of love symbolism and he took his piece of cake in front of the crowd and at the last second mushed in my face and nose to get a laugh from the crowd so that annoyed me because i thought it should be a gentle moment of unity love between us feeding each other and he made a mockery of it so i grabbed him by the collar and took my piece of cake and slammed it into his face and roughly smeared it all over his face getting it in his eyes and contact lenses and the crowd went wild with applause and shouted you better not mess with her because she might be sweet however she has a fiery side!

Update:
No! i still don't miss him-

No hard feelings towards him because i am simply thankful to not have to live in fear of 5pm coming around everyday~