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Best Self Defense Move Ever!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74547835 United States 07/13/2017 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! Where's the one guy who sees him get undressed, then gives him a cross straight to the jaw

Boss Awesome User ID: 75221238 United States 07/13/2017 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! i'll leave that dumb shit to Borat. many ways to put somebody out with one or two moves.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72423848 United States 07/13/2017 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! OMG too funny!! .
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56563724 United States 07/13/2017 01:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! One time, when I was a kid, I got sick of this gang of older kids picking on me. This particular time they cornered me against the wall, started mouthing off with fist raised. So... I actually shit my pants with fear, then reached down into the back of my pants, pulled out the diarreah coated turd, and said to the bully in front, 'Catch!' He didn't catch and the turd hit him in the mouth. They all looked at the turd on the floor, and were in a state of absolute shock when they realized what it was. My hands covered in shit I showed them to the bullies and charged at them hands flailing. They ran like the fucking wind. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71580270 One of the funniest things I've read on GLP. Can't stop laughing.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74818660 United States 07/13/2017 05:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! that was funny and true! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75140382 That wasn't funny, and it was completely fake. Go back to facebook
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70415127 United States 07/13/2017 05:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! One time, when I was a kid, I got sick of this gang of older kids picking on me. This particular time they cornered me against the wall, started mouthing off with fist raised. So... I actually shit my pants with fear, then reached down into the back of my pants, pulled out the diarreah coated turd, and said to the bully in front, 'Catch!' He didn't catch and the turd hit him in the mouth. They all looked at the turd on the floor, and were in a state of absolute shock when they realized what it was. My hands covered in shit I showed them to the bullies and charged at them hands flailing. They ran like the fucking wind. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71580270 OMG! Quoting: nutmeg You've reached monkey level self-defense. There's a story about a guy who went to court and was trying to get off on an insanity plea, the sly son of a bitch crammed his ass crack full of chunky peanut butter, and gave the judge crazy eyes then reached into his crack and licked the peanut butter off his hands while staring down the judge. (it's fictional it was mentioned in a movie but completely forgot the movie but I remembered this, go figure.) The important thing is that you stood up to them and showed them that you're willing to fuck shit up if they mess with you.
Logros User ID: 71885904 United States 07/13/2017 06:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! The best self-defense movement I've ever seen was a guy who shouted "I have aids." Quoting: FeraNenem That's a good one, but what if it's a bluff and someone else is like so do I and hits you.
BRIEF User ID: 39607259 United States 07/13/2017 07:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! I'm going to have to try that. Quoting: CigarTigher Um, I think being female would have the opposite effect... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75072755 Australia 07/13/2017 07:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! 5-stars for making me laugh and almost vomit. Here's another self defense video that's almost as funny. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61651581 Lol.
Undestroyer Truth User ID: 74982393 United States 07/13/2017 07:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! I'm going to have to try that. Quoting: CigarTigher Um, I think being female would have the opposite effect... Quoting: BRIEF He's probably right you know. You cannot destroy my vision when you see my vision undestroyed because I am just an undestroyer. Thread: Food Combining Made Easy by Herbert Shelton a progenitor from the Natural Hygienist Movement "I am a hunter of peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love... errr something like that." -Vash the Stampede
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48394323 United Kingdom 07/13/2017 07:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Best Self Defense Move Ever! 5-stars for making me laugh and almost vomit. Here's another self defense video that's almost as funny. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61651581 Lol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75072755 Haha, it's really quite tremendous. Love it.
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