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# Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007

spawn
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03/12/2007 06:57 PM
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Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
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About a week ago a fellow rapture watcher posted a request he had made with God. He asked God to wake him up in the middle of the night when his clock reads 2:07 am - if 2007 is the year for our rapture flight. Well, God did wake him up at exactually 2:07 am in the morning, thus confirming for him that our rapture flight will be happening in this current year 2007

Ok, Friday night as i was going to sleep, i thought about that guy's request and the Lord's answer. It seemed so simple. Only i wanted to know the month and day of our rapture, now that we know the year. So i asked God to wake me up during the night, at exactually 3:17 am if that time would reflect our rapture day on March 17, 2007. The 3 for the 3rd month of this year, and the 17 for the day

Well, our Lord did wake me up during the night. When i first woke up i thought it was already around 7am, so i laid in bed for about 2 minutes. Then i remembered what i had asked God and i turned over to look at my alarm clock. I about fell out of my bed, the clock read 3:19 am. Being that i had laid there for about 2 minutes, i figure it was at exactually 3:17 am when God woke me up. Thus confirming for me that our rapture flight will in fact be happening this coming Saturday March 17, 2007

There is 8 hours during the night of sleep, about 480 minutes. What are the odds that i just happened by chance to wake up at the one exact moment, at exactually 3:17 am ? How about 1 in a million chance. But with God, the odds are 1 in 1. So i would say the odds are in favor that it was God who woke me up at exactually 3:17 am, to answer my request that our rapture flight will happen this coming Saturday March 17, 2007 !!!
vince (OP)
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03/12/2007 06:58 PM
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
we have had so many confirmations already that our rapture flight is like anyday now, but several others do stand out

as Don pointed out, the 7 weeks from the Florida Tornado disaster February 2nd to March 17th

the guy from Finland - Henrik Wikstrom who said that God told him directly that on March 17, 2007 there would be quoting in his words " something REALLY big, something that has never happened before, an earthquake so devastating that it will alter the whole planet's rotation, God even told me the day, it's March 17, 2007 " -this sounds like the Tribulation earthquake that kicks off God's whole world-wide Judgements

on the Sunday of the Daytona 500 Race, i had ask God to give me a clear sign that the rapture would happen in March. That day as i was handing out salvation tracts to the race crowd entering the arena, someone gave me a "WARNING" flyer refering to Jesus coming back very soon. You can read the whole contents of the warning note in another posting on this forum

and last night the network news station MSNBC at 8 pm EST hosted a 1 hour news show titled " Countdown to Doomsday" , very unusual show for a news station to air, it pointed out disasters to hit the planet soon - like the yellowstone volcano, major earthquakes, super tornadoes, large Atlantic ocean waves to hit the Eastern Seaboard, etc. This show coming just one week away from March 17th, unusual timing

Anonymous Coward
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03/12/2007 07:01 PM
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
Try not to be too disappointed when the rapture doesn't occur!

There is NO pre-trib rapture. The rapture occurs at the LAST TRUMPET, after the tribulation.

The church will be purifed through the fires of testing first.

Sorry to break the bad news to you.
Anonymous Coward
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03/12/2007 07:07 PM
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
The rapture already happened, you got passed over OP. Sorry.

Back to squared one.
Anonymous Coward
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03/12/2007 07:14 PM
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
Thats a gross interpretation of scripture. The last trumpet you refer to are judgements during the tribulation. Study the bible a bit more. However, while it will be well and fine if the rapture is march 17th I don't think it will be. There are still a few more things God is doing for the last roundup before it happens. Thats just my opinion though.
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
Welll..that worked...NOT!!!

FAIL!!!!

Anonymous Coward
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
op go straight to dumbass land and kiss it.
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
why was i not raptured?
Rev. Mother Nene

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LOL!!!
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein

revstargazer (at) hotmail.com
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
why was i not raptured?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 787244

The didnt get RAPTURED...they got CRAPTURED!!
HomerSimpson
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09/21/2010 11:17 PM
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That must of been the Leprechaun rapture date....no wonder we cant find any Leprechauns. I heard the real rapture time is 4:20 Dooooooooooh pfft
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
fail
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:megabullshit:

:bdance:
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
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About a week ago a fellow rapture watcher posted a request he had made with God. He asked God to wake him up in the middle of the night when his clock reads 2:07 am - if 2007 is the year for our rapture flight. Well, God did wake him up at exactually 2:07 am in the morning, thus confirming for him that our rapture flight will be happening in this current year 2007

Ok, Friday night as i was going to sleep, i thought about that guy's request and the Lord's answer. It seemed so simple. Only i wanted to know the month and day of our rapture, now that we know the year. So i asked God to wake me up during the night, at exactually 3:17 am if that time would reflect our rapture day on March 17, 2007. The 3 for the 3rd month of this year, and the 17 for the day

Well, our Lord did wake me up during the night. When i first woke up i thought it was already around 7am, so i laid in bed for about 2 minutes. Then i remembered what i had asked God and i turned over to look at my alarm clock. I about fell out of my bed, the clock read 3:19 am. Being that i had laid there for about 2 minutes, i figure it was at exactually 3:17 am when God woke me up. Thus confirming for me that our rapture flight will in fact be happening this coming Saturday March 17, 2007

There is 8 hours during the night of sleep, about 480 minutes. What are the odds that i just happened by chance to wake up at the one exact moment, at exactually 3:17 am ? How about 1 in a million chance. But with God, the odds are 1 in 1. So i would say the odds are in favor that it was God who woke me up at exactually 3:17 am, to answer my request that our rapture flight will happen this coming Saturday March 17, 2007 !!!
Quoting: spawn 201019

You are all mentally fucking ill.

What a bunch of absolute FUCKHEADS.
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
This^^^
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
This^^^
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Re: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007
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About a week ago a fellow rapture watcher posted a request he had made with God. He asked God to wake him up in the middle of the night when his clock reads 2:07 am - if 2007 is the year for our rapture flight. Well, God did wake him up at exactually 2:07 am in the morning, thus confirming for him that our rapture flight will be happening in this current year 2007

Ok, Friday night as i was going to sleep, i thought about that guy's request and the Lord's answer. It seemed so simple. Only i wanted to know the month and day of our rapture, now that we know the year. So i asked God to wake me up during the night, at exactually 3:17 am if that time would reflect our rapture day on March 17, 2007. The 3 for the 3rd month of this year, and the 17 for the day

Well, our Lord did wake me up during the night. When i first woke up i thought it was already around 7am, so i laid in bed for about 2 minutes. Then i remembered what i had asked God and i turned over to look at my alarm clock. I about fell out of my bed, the clock read 3:19 am. Being that i had laid there for about 2 minutes, i figure it was at exactually 3:17 am when God woke me up. Thus confirming for me that our rapture flight will in fact be happening this coming Saturday March 17, 2007

There is 8 hours during the night of sleep, about 480 minutes. What are the odds that i just happened by chance to wake up at the one exact moment, at exactually 3:17 am ? How about 1 in a million chance. But with God, the odds are 1 in 1. So i would say the odds are in favor that it was God who woke me up at exactually 3:17 am, to answer my request that our rapture flight will happen this coming Saturday March 17, 2007 !!!
Quoting: spawn 201019