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I need DUDE HELP -- Wife is Divorcing Me -- About to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails, while Chad likes his lips

 
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I need DUDE HELP -- Wife is Divorcing Me -- About to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails, while Chad likes his lips
Tonight the wife wants us to tell the kids were divorcing.

And today I feel punched in the stomach and tempted to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails.

I dont know how Ill emotionally survive this.

Weve been married 15 years. Got kids.

All these years man, all I did was take care of her. But in arguments shed graphically tell me how much she thinks I suck. She expended more KINETIC ENERGY chewing me out than she did telling me she loved me.

And fuck, thats what I wanted, a true blue wife who loved me.

Facebook fucked everything up for us.

That and her wannabe rich friends who drove luxury cars but were in debt to their eyeballs.

This caused her to shift her perception of me from being her beloved husband to some faceless personality filling the role of husband expected to do breadwin, do most of the chores, pay the bills, and shuttle back to his backyard shed.

Making this worse is shes the only girlfriend/woman Ive ever had or been with.

We have five boys.

My question is, who the hell is going to want a 40-something person thats got five boys?

I think her friends convinced her that shell have the time of her life. I know she could get dates lined up easily if she wanted to.

For me, the thought of sitting home alone on Friday night watching my boys while shes on a date is like a knife being driven into the heart. How the fuck will I survive this?

I feel like I want to find a woman that I can experience true love with pronto.

Luckily for me, Im in shape, got some muscle, and get some female glances. But Im not a tall Chad and Im not outgoing like Chad, but Ive got wit.

Still, Im afraid of getting lost in love with another woman again. My wife years ago told me that no matter what shed never leave me or divorce me, that all she needed to be happy was me and the kids.

(Sad laugh. Takes swig of beer.)

So how the hell do I get over this?

I cant do the clubbing/bar scene to find a good woman. And I hear the dating sites are scams.

Any thoughts?

I want to voice my feelings of being disenfranchised like this and put that back at her that she promised shed never leave me. But that wouldnt be a good idea because were actually getting along much better now than we have for the past few months.

Aside from figuring out how to deal with my emotional Chernobyl, and the wasteland that is dating, should I get an apartment close by to the kids or have some distance?

(P.S. Dont mention money or legal stuff. We got that squared away.)

Thank you.
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Get a dog and go fishing.5a
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There's nothing anyone can say to make it any better.

It just sucks. It's painful and will likely hurt for a long time. I wish there were magic words that took away people's pain but there isn't. I went through a divorce that nearly killed me.

My advice would be to get out and meet chicks when you are emotionally ready. Now isn't the time. There's women that will see you as a good father and that shows them that you're a good man. So be the best father you can be.

Your ex will find out the grass isn't greener.

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Re: I need DUDE HELP -- Wife is Divorcing Me -- About to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails, while Chad likes his lips
never let a woman get it over you or take your heart, as it's downhill all the way from there.

having kids with a woman and settling in like that, is a bit of a death sentence romantically

its a bad one.....she got you by the balls here.
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I don't have kids, but I'm a few years older and almost all the single women I've run across have a kid or kids and many who donor don't expressly say they welcome someone with kids...I've probably done ok since having a dog proves me to be responsible and not a selfish man child...so you could be THE MAN. But first concentrate on yourself.

Hang in there.

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Please know satan if you believe is working over time on all relationships right now , I pray peace comes in your home grouphug
Job 37:13
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Get a dog and go fishing.5a
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Without reading any of the post, simple solution, enjoy your life. Go on immediate vacation, get laid 3x by 3 different women then focus on obtaining what you want in life. Settle for nothing less than perfection. Dont look back and enjoy every day.
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I don't have kids, but I'm a few years older and almost all the single women I've run across have a kid or kids and many who donor don't expressly say they welcome someone with kids...I've probably done ok since having a dog proves me to be responsible and not a selfish man child...so you could be THE MAN. But first concentrate on yourself.

Hang in there.

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If you really want to torture yourself, you should binge listen Nickelback
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Re: I need DUDE HELP -- Wife is Divorcing Me -- About to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails, while Chad likes his lips
Head like a hole, black as you soul, I'd rather die than give you control!!!

Nine Inch Nails is probably a good outlet considering your situation, sorry!
I'm not a dude, but thought I'd offer some care.
A lot of divorced people I know with kids, do continue to live in the same town where their kids go to school.

It sounds like you're letting your wife keep the house and moving out?
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Kick in the door to the bedroom as chad is deep core drilling your x-whores honey hole and blow your brains out ALL OVER THE TWO OF THEM.

it's all you really got cuck.

just sayin'
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Get laid pronto.
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It sucks right now, and will for a while, but you will survive. My husband did the same to me after 15 years. It can be a difficult time building a new life, but you will survive and adapt, OP.

It's actually nice to be your own person, answer to no one and do what you want. It's liberating, calming and satisfying.
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You're already thinking about finding someone else?! Seriously?!?

Men do not know how to be alone.
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Move on, let Chad pay for a while...

Unless she wants to be with you, its like holding a hostage.
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No advice on this situation, but remember the wise words of Willie Nelson: "I'm not going to get married again; I think I'll just find a woman that hates me, then buy her a house."
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Hit the gym and get in shape if your not already. Grab a nice apartment and decorate it to your taste not a womans. Have some fucking fun get out and do shit.
You need to stop worrying about relationships (who wants a 40 something with 5 kids) Your worried about the wrong thing. You have lots of ME time now have fun with it. There are plenty of hot 30 somethings out there, fuck looking for a relationship you just got out of one. If you find the right one (by accident) go for it but don't actively look for it.
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I don't have kids, but I'm a few years older and almost all the single women I've run across have a kid or kids and many who donor don't expressly say they welcome someone with kids...I've probably done ok since having a dog proves me to be responsible and not a selfish man child...so you could be THE MAN. But first concentrate on yourself.

Hang in there.

Dirtyz50
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You're on a roll today!
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Got divorced after being together 20 years. We got 2 kids. Sucks bad at the time. Just try enjoy yourself... safely. Your kids still need you. Watch out for the child support and dont fight with her. Best advice i ever got was from a friend. "Dont pay $2000 for a shovel". Meaning dont fight over every little thing in the house. The court costs will sink you. My other friend payed $20,000 for a his divorce because he trued fighting for stuff. Thats on $50,000 year jobDidnt even get anything he wanted. You'll find a true partner at the right time. Right now, focus on your kids
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Re: I need DUDE HELP -- Wife is Divorcing Me -- About to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails, while Chad likes his lips
Tonight the wife wants us to tell the kids were divorcing.

And today I feel punched in the stomach and tempted to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails.

I dont know how Ill emotionally survive this.

Weve been married 15 years. Got kids.

All these years man, all I did was take care of her. But in arguments shed graphically tell me how much she thinks I suck. She expended more KINETIC ENERGY chewing me out than she did telling me she loved me.

And fuck, thats what I wanted, a true blue wife who loved me.

Facebook fucked everything up for us.

That and her wannabe rich friends who drove luxury cars but were in debt to their eyeballs.

This caused her to shift her perception of me from being her beloved husband to some faceless personality filling the role of husband expected to do breadwin, do most of the chores, pay the bills, and shuttle back to his backyard shed.

Making this worse is shes the only girlfriend/woman Ive ever had or been with.

We have five boys.

My question is, who the hell is going to want a 40-something person thats got five boys?

I think her friends convinced her that shell have the time of her life. I know she could get dates lined up easily if she wanted to.

For me, the thought of sitting home alone on Friday night watching my boys while shes on a date is like a knife being driven into the heart. How the fuck will I survive this?

I feel like I want to find a woman that I can experience true love with pronto.

Luckily for me, Im in shape, got some muscle, and get some female glances. But Im not a tall Chad and Im not outgoing like Chad, but Ive got wit.

Still, Im afraid of getting lost in love with another woman again. My wife years ago told me that no matter what shed never leave me or divorce me, that all she needed to be happy was me and the kids.

(Sad laugh. Takes swig of beer.)

So how the hell do I get over this?

I cant do the clubbing/bar scene to find a good woman. And I hear the dating sites are scams.

Any thoughts?

I want to voice my feelings of being disenfranchised like this and put that back at her that she promised shed never leave me. But that wouldnt be a good idea because were actually getting along much better now than we have for the past few months.

Aside from figuring out how to deal with my emotional Chernobyl, and the wasteland that is dating, should I get an apartment close by to the kids or have some distance?

(P.S. Dont mention money or legal stuff. We got that squared away.)

Thank you.
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Not all dating sites are scams. I've nailed a few from pof. Get on the dating site, talk to some women AND MAKE SURE SHE SEES YOU TALKING TO WOMEN. Go on and on about the hotties your going to fuck now that you are single ACT EXCITED AROUND HER about it.
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Ok...i can handle street lights being mistaken for dwarf stars that house evil aliens


but...


when did this become cucklikeproductions.com ???
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Remember this: No good marriage ever ended in divorce.

The best revenge is a life lived well. Let her see you smile a lot when you pickup / drop off the kids. It would help if you were actually feeling good, so fake it 'till you make it. (I just threw up in my mouth a little typing that last bit)
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What? You are not divorced yet? and she is going on a date cheating on you? Be sure to document it for the court.
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Op got whooped by a Chadess.
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She found another sucker. or suckee lol
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What? You are not divorced yet? and she is going on a date cheating on you? Be sure to document it for the court.
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Ok...i can handle street lights being mistaken for dwarf stars that house evil aliens


but...


when did this become cucklikeproductions.com ???
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Because now it'll be too creepy to watch alien movies or documentaries being a newly single guy.

I mean come on, watch The Fourth Kind, then wake up at 3 am and realize you're all alone, no wife, no kids, no dogs -- creepy as hell.


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