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I need DUDE HELP -- Wife is Divorcing Me -- About to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails, while Chad likes his lips

 
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Ok...i can handle street lights being mistaken for dwarf stars that house evil aliens


but...


when did this become cucklikeproductions.com ???
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Because now it'll be too creepy to watch alien movies or documentaries being a newly single guy.

I mean come on, watch The Fourth Kind, then wake up at 3 am and realize you're all alone, no wife, no kids, no dogs -- creepy as hell.
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yup...it IS cucklikeproductions.com


I'm playing along btw....this is all fakedy fake fakerson obviously.


but in reality, you are a supercuck
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Re: I need DUDE HELP -- Wife is Divorcing Me -- About to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails, while Chad likes his lips
She is 40 with 5 kids? Sure she can get dates, but she will NEVER be able to keep a man that makes her happy.

At 40 she is all used up player, and at 40 you can make beautiful babies for decades to come. Feminists sold her a lie and she will die alone and miserable because she bought that lie.

Living good is the best revenge sir. Now get to it ;)
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Yeah well, you're living in a fantasy world thinking shoving your cock into someone's throat or shoving a woman around is going to work with every female.

Some guys just don't want to treat the mother of their kids that way.

And some women actually get enraged if you try that tough guy act.
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How much money is it for 5 kids on child support?
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She is 40 with 5 kids? Sure she can get dates, but she will NEVER be able to keep a man that makes her happy.

At 40 she is all used up player, and at 40 you can make beautiful babies for decades to come. Feminists sold her a lie and she will die alone and miserable because she bought that lie.

Living good is the best revenge sir. Now get to it ;)
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That's what I keep wondering.

What guy in his right mind is going to want to raise five of some other guy's kids?

But, my wife is definitely not a prude in bed. So, maybe she could keep him just based on that. ?
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Hookers, blow & find you a better woman than this bitch.
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How much money is it for 5 kids on child support?
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A frickin' big house payment, I'll say that much.
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every time I read one of these threads I am reminded as to why I never got married.after a couple times being burned by women I decided to live the monk life.
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Remember this: No good marriage ever ended in divorce.

The best revenge is a life lived well. Let her see you smile a lot when you pickup / drop off the kids. It would help if you were actually feeling good, so fake it 'till you make it. (I just threw up in my mouth a little typing that last bit)
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Yeah well, you're living in a fantasy world thinking shoving your cock into someone's throat or shoving a woman around is going to work with every female.

Some guys just don't want to treat the mother of their kids that way.

And some women actually get enraged if you try that tough guy act.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71473722


I dated a mexican after my divorce. I wasnt mean in any way, but she get so pissed at the smallest things. Complete nut job. Great in bed though
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Yeah well, you're living in a fantasy world thinking shoving your cock into someone's throat or shoving a woman around is going to work with every female.

Some guys just don't want to treat the mother of their kids that way.

And some women actually get enraged if you try that tough guy act.
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The same rules apply to all women...ask any CHAD, all women want to be owned and hammer-fucked, treated like jizz rags.


FACT cucky.

weather or not you choose to be a real man doesn't change the female brian and how it's wired. you are weak and you've been fooled.

4/5 of your boys will be gay, no doubt.
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How much money is it for 5 kids on child support?
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A frickin' big house payment, I'll say that much.
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Yup. I wont be able to buy a house until my child support is done. 10 more years
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Dont get hung up on finding another woman, get yourself sorted first, dont think about what she's doing or who she's with either. You need to find yourself before you go looking for anything else. Give it time and it will come to you when you least expect it.

Get wasted for the weekend, thats allowed, dont make a habit of it though. Monday morning you can start looking for somewhere to live, maybe Tuesday, if the weekend is really bad... or good, depending on your perspective.

I'm 100% with the guy who said get a dog and go fishing, leave your worries behind and enjoy life for a change.

Don't beat yourself up about it, if she was going to leave then she was going to leave not a damn thing you can doo about it.
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You have children, why do you need a woman now? If you make enough money buy prostitutes to satiate the beast until your balls shrivel up. Cuz trust me (I'm 24 after all) once that happens, the last thing you want is some ho next to ya.
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Get a dog and go fishing.5a
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This.
"If it's wet and not yours, don't touch it." Oregon H1N1 Summit speaker

I'm not in Canada, regardless of what the flag says.
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Re: I need DUDE HELP -- Wife is Divorcing Me -- About to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails, while Chad likes his lips
The quickest way to get over the last, is the next. She'll be jealous as fuck when it happens. (Don't EVER mention her to a girl you're interested in.)

Buy a dog. They are awesome and will always love you.

Do shit you enjoy doing.

Be a dad to your kids. Take them places.

If she is now mentioning divorce, it means she's been over you for a long time & has prob had some strange you don't know about.

Move on. & if she ever wants you back, just remember she's had other guys' sperm in her mouth & box.
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Yeah well, you're living in a fantasy world thinking shoving your cock into someone's throat or shoving a woman around is going to work with every female.

Some guys just don't want to treat the mother of their kids that way.

And some women actually get enraged if you try that tough guy act.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71473722


The same rules apply to all women...ask any CHAD, all women want to be owned and hammer-fucked, treated like jizz rags.


FACT cucky.

weather or not you choose to be a real man doesn't change the female brian and how it's wired. you are weak and you've been fooled.

4/5 of your boys will be gay, no doubt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75228069


Admittedly, after while I just got sick of having sex. Who wants to worship the body of someone who shit talks you and says the cruelest things. But this may have been a major knockout blow. She did like getting hammered in the bedroom.
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Nothing really can make it easier except the knowledge there is someone out there for you after this is all over.

I kicked out my wife of 10 years for slamming crank and screwing every guy she could. 3 kids. 2 boys one girl.

Yeah it was rough, but as I was doing the single parent routine I meet a gal with 3 girls at a single parenting class. Ready made Brady Bunch almost. Dated for almost 5 years then married her. That was 25 years ago.

I'd do it all over again too.
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every time I read one of these threads I am reminded as to why I never got married.after a couple times being burned by women I decided to live the monk life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74280142


Enjoy living the last 20 years of your life, then spending your last 6 months arranging everything for your death, which you will also be completely alone for.

Atleast you have your chakra or w.e.
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Tonight the wife wants us to tell the kids were divorcing.

And today I feel punched in the stomach and tempted to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails.

I dont know how Ill emotionally survive this.

Weve been married 15 years. Got kids.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71473722
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That sucks.

Once they get your sperm, they don't want you anymore.

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yo brother we are seeing alot of this its outta control epic proportions , they are using some type a anti penis frequency on us my freind, if you take a lil notice , bro most woman are doing this now , something to do with the mind ect, woman are all lesbians bro they flipped the switch for the final time , anywho they dont need us anymore if you catch my drift tiger, by they way men are all flamming homos as welll so when your done crying over the bitch , put on a pair of tight jeans and head on over to vinnys yo, curt cobain was right dude, were all flamminig ho mo s
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Remember this: No good marriage ever ended in divorce.

The best revenge is a life lived well. Let her see you smile a lot when you pickup / drop off the kids. It would help if you were actually feeling good, so fake it 'till you make it. (I just threw up in my mouth a little typing that last bit)
 Quoting: Mango Positive


Yeah well, you're living in a fantasy world thinking shoving your cock into someone's throat or shoving a woman around is going to work with every female.

Some guys just don't want to treat the mother of their kids that way.

And some women actually get enraged if you try that tough guy act.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71473722


I dated a mexican after my divorce. I wasnt mean in any way, but she get so pissed at the smallest things. Complete nut job. Great in bed though
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That's funny because I was actually wondering if that's what I might need, a nice SEnorita. I'm assuming of course they're not the pamper-me princess types.
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How much money is it for 5 kids on child support?
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A frickin' big house payment, I'll say that much.
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Yup. I wont be able to buy a house until my child support is done. 10 more years
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25131845


That's about my time too.

Apartments ain't cheap though.
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every time I read one of these threads I am reminded as to why I never got married.after a couple times being burned by women I decided to live the monk life.
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I get that too man. But I don't want to miss out on T&A forever.
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PLENTY of hot crazy chicks out there absolutely desperate for a man.

It is a buyers market. Welcome to the poon parade.


Count yourself lucky! You can do whatever you want! nothing wrong with sitting home ona . friday night.
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It sucks right now, and will for a while, but you will survive. My husband did the same to me after 15 years. It can be a difficult time building a new life, but you will survive and adapt, OP.

It's actually nice to be your own person, answer to no one and do what you want. It's liberating, calming and satisfying.
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sure is
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You have children, why do you need a woman now? If you make enough money buy prostitutes to satiate the beast until your balls shrivel up. Cuz trust me (I'm 24 after all) once that happens, the last thing you want is some ho next to ya.
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Isn't that illegal?
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Emotional blows take time, watch all your favorite movies so you don't dwell on this, and binge watch Two and a Half Men on Netflix. Your brain and neurotransmitter need time to wind down, your feelings are all hormones and chemicals, with some time they'll change. And so will your point of view. Good luck.

What did you mean facebook fucked up everything? I hate facebook, I never go on there although I set up a page years ago. It's like one of those Christmas cards with the annual family newsletter, but every damn day not just Christmas. So it's not the chocolate cake everyone thought it was?
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Nothing really can make it easier except the knowledge there is someone out there for you after this is all over.

I kicked out my wife of 10 years for slamming crank and screwing every guy she could. 3 kids. 2 boys one girl.

Yeah it was rough, but as I was doing the single parent routine I meet a gal with 3 girls at a single parenting class. Ready made Brady Bunch almost. Dated for almost 5 years then married her. That was 25 years ago.

I'd do it all over again too.
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Wow, that's awesome!
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Remember this: No good marriage ever ended in divorce.

The best revenge is a life lived well. Let her see you smile a lot when you pickup / drop off the kids. It would help if you were actually feeling good, so fake it 'till you make it. (I just threw up in my mouth a little typing that last bit)
 Quoting: Mango Positive


Yeah well, you're living in a fantasy world thinking shoving your cock into someone's throat or shoving a woman around is going to work with every female.

Some guys just don't want to treat the mother of their kids that way.

And some women actually get enraged if you try that tough guy act.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71473722


I dated a mexican after my divorce. I wasnt mean in any way, but she get so pissed at the smallest things. Complete nut job. Great in bed though
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25131845


That's funny because I was actually wondering if that's what I might need, a nice SEnorita. I'm assuming of course they're not the pamper-me princess types.
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She was cool until she got 1 cervesa in her, then shit hit the fan. She was from a culture that doesnt quite fit my style. Im not a fighter. Hate arguing
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Tonight the wife wants us to tell the kids were divorcing.

And today I feel punched in the stomach and tempted to binge listen to Nine Inch Nails.

I dont know how Ill emotionally survive this.

Weve been married 15 years. Got kids.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71473722
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That sucks.

Once they get your sperm, they don't want you anymore.

(go to 40 seconds in video):


 Quoting: Joe Camel


LOL


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