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OMFG I hate my own kid

 
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Take out your own trash bitch!
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Why are you telling a 25yr old man what to do?
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Drum roll he lives in my home
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Thread.another do
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Stop telling him to do things.

Here's an idea -

Why don't you get up off your ass and do those things yourself?

If you want something done, do it yourself.

Just because he came out of you, it doesn't mean you own him.

Son = Family Member

- NOT -

Son = Unpaid Help / Slave

Get it?

Now worry about your own life and hope that your incessant nagging hasn't pushed your son towards the thought of killing you in your sleep.

Sweet dreams.
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GTFO moron asking someone to take out the garbag this may come as some fucking shock to you , is a MANS job. Hence WTF he is ASKED to do it
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You didn't raise a man. You raised a cuck. Now kick his ass out of your home or shut the fuck about it.
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How many divorces have you had?
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What, you work in an office and think you're a man now?
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I don't quite hate my kid - but I feel your pain OP. I have an 18 year old idiot. The only real redeeming thing about him is that he works hard at his job. Not at home though. Nothing. No contribution whatsoever. I could almost handle all the stupid stuff he does, and the lack of any help around the place, and the messes, etc. - if he was a nice loving kid. But he's a jerk. A total asshole.
I have another child, younger, and it's so amazing to see how different they are. There's hope for my little one. He keeps me sane.
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Thank You , I truly mean that
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If your stupid ass can't cut the cord, you deserve everything you get! Shut the fuck up!
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You sound like a narcissist OP. Your kids don't exist to serve you. It's quite the other way around, up to a point.

That point should have been kicking his ass to the curb at 18. But you (and I'm speculating without having read the whole thread) likely coddled him and protected him his whole life and created the codependency you now despise.

Let me guess. No father in the home?
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Parenting rule #1

Stay true to your marriage
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Most of what is wrong in society today is the ease with which people divorce, like swapping cars or something, and not treated like the sacred bond that a marriage is.

Tis a shame what we have become as a people. We are de-evolving back into beasts of burden.
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou,
don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

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Dear Abby died bitch! GTFO
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KICK HIM THE FUCK OUT ALREADY!!!!
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Bring your cuck of an old man in so we can destroy him too!
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I was on my own at 16! Fuck you!
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I don't quite hate my kid - but I feel your pain OP. I have an 18 year old idiot. The only real redeeming thing about him is that he works hard at his job. Not at home though. Nothing. No contribution whatsoever. I could almost handle all the stupid stuff he does, and the lack of any help around the place, and the messes, etc. - if he was a nice loving kid. But he's a jerk. A total asshole.
I have another child, younger, and it's so amazing to see how different they are. There's hope for my little one. He keeps me sane.
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How parents don't blame themselves for the outcome of their children is a mystery to me (not really, it's narcissism).
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Exactly.

If you raise a plant from seed, then at some point treat it wrong - it will grow up not to your liking and it would be your fault.
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You failed and it's genetic! Get mad bitch, I don't give a fuck! I'll mind fuck you with the truth.
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Failed yeah ok think again sweets , my son is 6'5 blond and 220 pounds , top of his class in all studies , doesn't do drugs , he is by all accounts the perfect child and a gift to society I might add.
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Top of his studies? Is he studying to be a doctor? Has he been in college for 7 years?

Sounds like your living in the past. The dude sitting on your couch, sucking up your air and eating Doritos is not a child.
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You gave birth to a pussy! I don't care how good of a boy the little mother fucker is!
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I don't quite hate my kid - but I feel your pain OP. I have an 18 year old idiot. The only real redeeming thing about him is that he works hard at his job. Not at home though. Nothing. No contribution whatsoever. I could almost handle all the stupid stuff he does, and the lack of any help around the place, and the messes, etc. - if he was a nice loving kid. But he's a jerk. A total asshole.
I have another child, younger, and it's so amazing to see how different they are. There's hope for my little one. He keeps me sane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69761310


How parents don't blame themselves for the outcome of their children is a mystery to me (not really, it's narcissism).
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatFace


You don't have children. eh?
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I was on my own at 16! Fuck you!
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15.5 for me. Fuck the cucks and the enablers of cuckery!
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The seed of your loins is a bitter seed, you propagated and regurgitated the same bitterness that is you.

Nothing in, nothing out. As above, so below.
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou,
don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly…Proverbs
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You gave birth to a pussy! I don't care how good of a boy the little mother fucker is!
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No she gave birth to a perfectly health human being. But she and her cuck husband fucked it up.

You are going to be living with your asshole son for another 25 years.

And this is the way it should be. The rest of society should not be burdened with your dead beat asshole son.
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You failed and it's genetic! Get mad bitch, I don't give a fuck! I'll mind fuck you with the truth.
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Failed yeah ok think again sweets , my son is 6'5 blond and 220 pounds , top of his class in all studies , doesn't do drugs , he is by all accounts the perfect child and a gift to society I might add.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


Top of his studies? Is he studying to be a doctor? Has he been in college for 7 years?

Sounds like your living in the past. The dude sitting on your couch, sucking up your air and eating Doritos is not a child.
 Quoting: KIT 73694177


well no my Son went to school now works and is in school now. Again , this is not a failure on my part as a mother.

This is a simple malfunction on his end.
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Not knowing the entire situation. A few things come to mind.

First; spare the rod, spoil the child. As a young child did you instill responsibility such as household chores. Did you ever enforce the rules? Or just keep threatening him with enforcement. Did he get a swat on the ass when needed. In these scenarios, you created the situation.

Second; at 25 it is time for him to start taking responsibility for himself and his actions. Perhaps it is time to cut the apron strings. Enforce the rules. Give him a date to move out, or, follow the rules by helping around the house and paying rent.

It sounds as if you just need to take a stand and stick with it.

If you did not enforce the rules as a young child, there is no way in hell you will be able get him to follow them now. He grew knowing he was the boss, not you.

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The seed of your loins is a bitter seed, you propagated and regurgitated the same bitterness that is you.

Nothing in, nothing out. As above, so below.
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hesright
hesright
hesright
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I think the truth is a bitter pill for her to swallow and we havent held back on her so leave her to self reflect before she goes all crazy and we end up with a glp live suicide and im not joking I mean it.. let her be.. let her be in her misery and maybe learn from it all if possible.. even though she was asking for it by making this thread.. its just I can see she is in tears and gone all crazy and she is somebodies mother at the end of the day no matter how much of a bitch.. ; )
Il leave it at that..
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I hate my own kid, he fucking refuses to do as directed and ask. A 25 YO who absolutely refuses to do anything simple I ask of him , shit so simple some blind illiterate dindu could do it.

His Birthday is coming and I flat out told him , the way he treats me he can again fuck off another birthday with nothing coming from me , not a meal , not a gift , not shit , I refuse to be treated like shit by someone even my own kid. He makes me hate him , so fuck him.


I can't in all good conscious be happy around him , he brings me no joy. Only joy I receive is knowing he doesn't do drugs.

He has no mental issues top of his class in math no adhd , no Asbergers at least then I would understand his issue of failing to follow directions.

No mother should hate her own kid or get mad looking at him it discust me to my core but , As his mom I can't just let this shit go unchecked.

Note to young people , kid are overrated.

Don't breed adopt hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802

Welcome to the world of the ReactionalAttachmentDisorder Child Syndrome and unless you were hatched at the age of 20 or so you have been exposed to some level of abuse by somebody that was fully trusted. That usually falls on the shoulders of ill-prepared parents and if that doesn't get to you the social pecking order will do it. The disorder typically has the afflicted person latching onto strangers with a level of trust that should be reserved for family and close friends but since a level of mistrust exists a stranger has the advantage because there is no distrust so lies and bad advice are accepted much more easily and most strangers are out to fleece people so guess who is hit first and the family and friends are left picking up the pieces.

Any of that sound familiar? Knowing the problem goes a long way to solving things that get to the anger zone. For myself I need 30 minutes once I have lost my cool, I feel lucky as I know some people who have the same condition for a few days before they can be rational about the topic.

Children are for people who have no life of their own and they want to become a lifelong slave to somebody. That being said a happy child breeds a happy adult and a happy adult is less stress on parents so the smartest parent should be the primary care-giver rather than the least capable being given the most important task, parenting, especially the early years.

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You failed and it's genetic! Get mad bitch, I don't give a fuck! I'll mind fuck you with the truth.
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Failed yeah ok think again sweets , my son is 6'5 blond and 220 pounds , top of his class in all studies , doesn't do drugs , he is by all accounts the perfect child and a gift to society I might add.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


Top of his studies? Is he studying to be a doctor? Has he been in college for 7 years?

Sounds like your living in the past. The dude sitting on your couch, sucking up your air and eating Doritos is not a child.
 Quoting: KIT 73694177


well no my Son went to school now works and is in school now. Again , this is not a failure on my part as a mother.

This is a simple malfunction on his end.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


Good to know op. No problems on your end.

My advice is. You stick with the Status Quo on this one.

No need to burden the world with you failure. You need to take care of this situation for at least another 30 to 40 years. Dont die early on us.

You need need to see this obligation through to the end.

ohyeah
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I think the truth is a bitter pill for her to swallow and we havent held back on her so leave her to self reflect before she goes all crazy and we end up with a glp live suicide and im not joking I mean it.. let her be.. let her be in her misery and maybe learn from it all if possible.. even though she was asking for it by making this thread.. its just I can see she is in tears and gone all crazy and she is somebodies mother at the end of the day no matter how much of a bitch.. ; )
Il leave it at that..
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Somebody's mother?

That same somebody
she professes to hate.

Pfff.
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OP ? multiply the bs times 5 and that's what i got.
i don't hate them but when they start their shit on refusing to heed good advice ?
LOL
simple advice as in while in the local high school, STAY in the "honor" placement groups 'cause at the least you are in a better classroom environment and can learn without interference- of course they didn't-NOT COULDN'T KEEP UP, they wouldn't continue-
advised and explained WHY to take ANY COLLEGE COURSES OFFERED AND GET THE CREDIT FOR FREE, as this was in a shit house NYC public school THAT DID OFFER THIS=.=refused OF COURSE.
advised one in particular to go and get a job 8 to 4 or 9 to 5 in an office closed on weekends and OO yes they exist-no..
another one got into elizabeth arden as receptionist-blew it deliberately
on and freeekin on.
SO, they moved on and out and some neighbors couldn't understand how the hell i wasn't all bent outta shape about them--why the hell should i be when i broke my arse for them, showed them the right way,showed them nice things NOT GHETTO BS etc.
and TO any BS ARTIST CRITICS ? i am not the rantin and ravin physical type, grew up in a very nasty environment and DID NOT continue that chain of abuse--was NOT screaming and yelling--simply raised them the right way,church and all-
and one thing 3 of them never learmed was YOU'RE NOT ON THE STREET NOW --you're talkin to me as in RESPECT .
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When I was a teenager, I used to hate myself for finding chores so difficult/begrudging. Someone who shares a house/property should not mind helping out their mom and dad. I didn't know what was wrong with me.

What fixed me (permenantly I might add) was living on my own for a year in college when I was 18.

I rented a room in someone's home.

We had mutal agreements about house chores. I felt my responsibility as an independent person, and grew up to handle it.

They didn't boss me around or make demands.

We treated one another like adults.

I ended up moving back home afterward (where I still am 8 years later, to my shame), but I'm more grateful for my parents and take initiative to help out wherever I can.. chores, repairing things, etc. They don't even have to ask. We now share the load.

Some parents may say, they'll treat their kid like an adult when he starts acting like one.

IMO that's not a healthy approach. If a parent treats their kid like ****, regardless whether they feel its justified or not, that's a downward spiral between both parties.

More than that, it's honestly really hard for a kid to even *LEARN* to act like an adult, while he's still being supported by his parents.

"Men are like trucks - they drive smoother and straighter with a load on them."

Being nagged by a parent who will shelter & feed you anyway/regardless is not a real-life pressure that will change someone.

Survival on your own, managing your own/rented property, or in some cases fighting homelessness, CAN change you & make you grateful for your parents, and a better person.

Related Mark Twain joke:
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
 Quoting: Mark Twain


You may need to (tough-lovingly) draw up a contract for his continued residence, with the alternative being the boot.

Some parents may feel that's cruel. But (allegedly) even eagles forcibly kick their young birds out of the nest.. who only learn to fly on the freefall down, before they hit the ground. If you really hate him(?), that shouldn't be too hard.
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It sounds like the fruit didn't fall far from the tree.
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I think the truth is a bitter pill for her to swallow and we havent held back on her so leave her to self reflect before she goes all crazy and we end up with a glp live suicide and im not joking I mean it.. let her be.. let her be in her misery and maybe learn from it all if possible.. even though she was asking for it by making this thread.. its just I can see she is in tears and gone all crazy and she is somebodies mother at the end of the day no matter how much of a bitch.. ; )
Il leave it at that..
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Somebody's mother?

That same somebody
she professes to hate.

Pfff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


She's going through menopause and postpartum at the same fucking time!


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