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OMFG I hate my own kid

 
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Failed yeah ok think again sweets , my son is 6'5 blond and 220 pounds , top of his class in all studies , doesn't do drugs , he is by all accounts the perfect child and a gift to society I might add.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


Top of his studies? Is he studying to be a doctor? Has he been in college for 7 years?

Sounds like your living in the past. The dude sitting on your couch, sucking up your air and eating Doritos is not a child.
 Quoting: KIT 73694177


well no my Son went to school now works and is in school now. Again , this is not a failure on my part as a mother.

This is a simple malfunction on his end.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


Good to know op. No problems on your end.

My advice is. You stick with the Status Quo on this one.

No need to burden the world with you failure. You need to take care of this situation for at least another 30 to 40 years. Dont die early on us.

You need need to see this obligation through to the end.

ohyeah
 Quoting: KIT 73694177


Malfunction?

Oh, so it's a robot boy we're talking about here?

That makes more sense.

It's more acceptable for an inventor to hate their creation, right?

A 'mother' could never be talking like this.

Or am I just confused.

Maybe I'm malfunctioning..

Mom?



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Mommy??



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Fuck all of you kid hating parents.

"Raise crows and they'll peck your eyes out."

Your kids are an extension of your life FAIL. The whole lot of you are useless eaters.
"Do the Shit out of what you Love"

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His teacher sucked....real fucking bad
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His parent(s) sucked 1000x more.

Only smart parents discuss the bullshit their kids learn everyday and debunk it.

A topic most self-indulged morons can't comprehend.
"Do the Shit out of what you Love"

"Only take advice from those who've done it better than you."

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I think the truth is a bitter pill for her to swallow and we havent held back on her so leave her to self reflect before she goes all crazy and we end up with a glp live suicide and im not joking I mean it.. let her be.. let her be in her misery and maybe learn from it all if possible.. even though she was asking for it by making this thread.. its just I can see she is in tears and gone all crazy and she is somebodies mother at the end of the day no matter how much of a bitch.. ; )
Il leave it at that..
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Somebody's mother?

That same somebody
she professes to hate.

Pfff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


She's going through menopause and postpartum at the same fucking time!
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Oh No!

Post-Meno-Partum!!!
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And that's how to end a thread.

The End.

PS


Let's hope he feels more favourably towards you when it come to nursing home time.

Good Luck and Good Night.



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Damn, you got a mouth on you!
"The question is not whether I'm paranoid, it's whether I'm paranoid enough!"
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To paraphrase Tarantino -

"I shut your butt down"
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07/16/2017 11:35 PM
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You came here to tell us
how bad your son is.

But what we've learned is -

Your son has a bad
excuse for a mother.


A modified example of
the Streisand Effect.

Now we know.

Thanks for informing us.
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OP never bothered to answer my questions about divorce/separation status...

I'll just leave this here.


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07/16/2017 11:48 PM
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OP ? multiply the bs times 5 and that's what i got.
i don't hate them but when they start their shit on refusing to heed good advice ?
LOL
simple advice as in while in the local high school, STAY in the "honor" placement groups 'cause at the least you are in a better classroom environment and can learn without interference- of course they didn't-NOT COULDN'T KEEP UP, they wouldn't continue-
advised and explained WHY to take ANY COLLEGE COURSES OFFERED AND GET THE CREDIT FOR FREE, as this was in a shit house NYC public school THAT DID OFFER THIS=.=refused OF COURSE.
advised one in particular to go and get a job 8 to 4 or 9 to 5 in an office closed on weekends and OO yes they exist-no..
another one got into elizabeth arden as receptionist-blew it deliberately
on and freeekin on.
SO, they moved on and out and some neighbors couldn't understand how the hell i wasn't all bent outta shape about them--why the hell should i be when i broke my arse for them, showed them the right way,showed them nice things NOT GHETTO BS etc.
and TO any BS ARTIST CRITICS ? i am not the rantin and ravin physical type, grew up in a very nasty environment and DID NOT continue that chain of abuse--was NOT screaming and yelling--simply raised them the right way,church and all-
and one thing 3 of them never learmed was YOU'RE NOT ON THE STREET NOW --you're talkin to me as in RESPECT .
I sleep well at night.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75234203

yeah, how many moms do you know who keep pre breaded 1/2 cooked chicken cutlets in the freezer ready to go ?
And gallons of meatballs ready on the fly ?
Hotpockets , ha ha ha he got empanadas made 50 ways to Sunday.
Sport , you name it his ass played it. Does he think I spent hours of my life and rah rah rah in my ear for fun ?
Or that I worked my ass off to provide him a home , pokie mon cards , video games on and on I could go

I also was raised with a i don't give a fuck mom so I despised all that ,I had one kid thinking I could devote my time attention and love on one.
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OP never bothered to answer my questions about divorce/separation status...

I'll just leave this here.


 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatFace


Or my questions.
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07/16/2017 11:52 PM

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I hate my own kid, he fucking refuses to do as directed and ask. A 25 YO who absolutely refuses to do anything simple I ask of him , shit so simple some blind illiterate dindu could do it.

His Birthday is coming and I flat out told him , the way he treats me he can again fuck off another birthday with nothing coming from me , not a meal , not a gift , not shit , I refuse to be treated like shit by someone even my own kid. He makes me hate him , so fuck him.


I can't in all good conscious be happy around him , he brings me no joy. Only joy I receive is knowing he doesn't do drugs.

He has no mental issues top of his class in math no adhd , no Asbergers at least then I would understand his issue of failing to follow directions.

No mother should hate her own kid or get mad looking at him it discust me to my core but , As his mom I can't just let this shit go unchecked.

Note to young people , kid are overrated.

Don't breed adopt hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


He's 25 and still living at home, rent free?

That's your problem, right there. At 18 he earned the right to start paying rent. Give him a standard rental contract for his next birthday inside one of those money envelopes, and the both of you go to the nearest Notary Public.

If he won't sign, begin eviction proceedings.

If he does sign, create his own apartment and honor his privacy, because once you accept money for rent, that portion of your property is no longer yours. And stipulate things like maintaining a clean apartment, and him needing to pay for all his utilities, with nothing that he's used to getting included in the rent.
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OP never bothered to answer my questions about divorce/separation status...

I'll just leave this here.


 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatFace


Or my questions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


I am divorced my son went to his father all summer all holidays for the most part couldn't ask for a better father He has a great relationship with his father I would never of thought of even breeding with some scumbag
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07/16/2017 11:56 PM
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You need the help, not him. lead by example you schmuck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40073310


Smhmuck , lol ok Putz As if I needed to be told once by my parents to do something SOP and a Chain of Command ever heard of it numb-nuts ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


A LOT MORE THAN YOU EVER HAVE YOU MISERABLE CUNT I SPENT HALF MY LIFE IN THE GODDAM ARMY AND IT WASN'T TAKING SHIT FROM LOUDMOUTH NO GOOD CUNTS LIKE YOU. FUCK OFF PIG!
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You sound pretty miserable yourself bro, just sayin'.
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07/16/2017 11:57 PM
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Sounds like you literally put all your eggs in one basket.

Guess it's not just an advisory saying.

Don't put all your hopes and dreams on him.

Use them for yourself.

What do you want from life?

Don't involve him in any of those things.

And what would come from that is your own hopes and dreams for you to have.

As for his life -

Let him get on with it.


Every time you find yourself thinking about your son or what he should be doing - just stop, wait, and do something else.


Real Advice.

Since you stayed til the end.
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OP ? multiply the bs times 5 and that's what i got.
i don't hate them but when they start their shit on refusing to heed good advice ?
LOL
simple advice as in while in the local high school, STAY in the "honor" placement groups 'cause at the least you are in a better classroom environment and can learn without interference- of course they didn't-NOT COULDN'T KEEP UP, they wouldn't continue-
advised and explained WHY to take ANY COLLEGE COURSES OFFERED AND GET THE CREDIT FOR FREE, as this was in a shit house NYC public school THAT DID OFFER THIS=.=refused OF COURSE.
advised one in particular to go and get a job 8 to 4 or 9 to 5 in an office closed on weekends and OO yes they exist-no..
another one got into elizabeth arden as receptionist-blew it deliberately
on and freeekin on.
SO, they moved on and out and some neighbors couldn't understand how the hell i wasn't all bent outta shape about them--why the hell should i be when i broke my arse for them, showed them the right way,showed them nice things NOT GHETTO BS etc.
and TO any BS ARTIST CRITICS ? i am not the rantin and ravin physical type, grew up in a very nasty environment and DID NOT continue that chain of abuse--was NOT screaming and yelling--simply raised them the right way,church and all-
and one thing 3 of them never learmed was YOU'RE NOT ON THE STREET NOW --you're talkin to me as in RESPECT .
I sleep well at night.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75234203

yeah, how many moms do you know who keep pre breaded 1/2 cooked chicken cutlets in the freezer ready to go ?
And gallons of meatballs ready on the fly ?
Hotpockets , ha ha ha he got empanadas made 50 ways to Sunday.
Sport , you name it his ass played it. Does he think I spent hours of my life and rah rah rah in my ear for fun ?
Or that I worked my ass off to provide him a home , pokie mon cards , video games on and on I could go

I also was raised with a i don't give a fuck mom so I despised all that ,I had one kid thinking I could devote my time attention and love on one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


Perhaps he should have been mowing yards, raking leaves, and otherwise playing outdoors instead and learn to help pay for some of the things he wanted. A 50/50 monetary split would have been fine. It sounds as if little Johnny got everything he asked(demanded) and was never refused anything. Just speculating here.

Last Edited by BrokenTech on 07/17/2017 12:00 AM
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Why are you telling a 25yr old man what to do?
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Drum roll he lives in my home
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Well tell him to GTFO.

If you don't, you as big an idiot as he is.

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OP never bothered to answer my questions about divorce/separation status...

I'll just leave this here.


 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatFace


Or my questions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


I am divorced my son went to his father all summer all holidays for the most part couldn't ask for a better father He has a great relationship with his father I would never of thought of even breeding with some scumbag
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Too bad your ex didn't feel the same way.
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GTFO moron asking someone to take out the garbag this may come as some fucking shock to you , is a MANS job. Hence WTF he is ASKED to do it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


A "mans" job??

Looks like we might be getting to bottom of this mystery.

Does he look like his father?

Did his father leave you?

Are you mad at all men and can't stand the fact there's one in your house that you can't control?

Must make you pretty mad to not be able to manipulate those particular males with your sexuality.


Also, "garbag" isn't a word.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


Let me guess here your wife , your mother , your sister takes out the garbage , wtf kind of man are you ?
Garbag was a typo for garbage as your mother clearly raised a anal retentive asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


C'mon. If you're gonna attempt psych stuff, make sure you ain't an idiot first.

Nope, I drag that heavy-ass thing up the steps twice a week.

As to my questions.

Any answers there?

Or was I a bit too on the nail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


You drag your trash to the curb with growing boys and grown men in the house , you need slapped
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I'm a cruel mother fucker but I'm fair!
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OP never bothered to answer my questions about divorce/separation status...

I'll just leave this here.


 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatFace


Or my questions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


I am divorced my son went to his father all summer all holidays for the most part couldn't ask for a better father He has a great relationship with his father I would never of thought of even breeding with some scumbag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


Too bad your ex didn't feel the same way.
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Oh no he di'unt!
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A "mans" job??

Looks like we might be getting to bottom of this mystery.

Does he look like his father?

Did his father leave you?

Are you mad at all men and can't stand the fact there's one in your house that you can't control?

Must make you pretty mad to not be able to manipulate those particular males with your sexuality.


Also, "garbag" isn't a word.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


Let me guess here your wife , your mother , your sister takes out the garbage , wtf kind of man are you ?
Garbag was a typo for garbage as your mother clearly raised a anal retentive asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


C'mon. If you're gonna attempt psych stuff, make sure you ain't an idiot first.

Nope, I drag that heavy-ass thing up the steps twice a week.

As to my questions.

Any answers there?

Or was I a bit too on the nail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


You drag your trash to the curb with growing boys and grown men in the house , you need slapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


What?

Was that supposed to be a sentence?
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He's 25 and still living at home, rent free?

That's your problem, right there. At 18 he earned the right to start paying rent. Give him a standard rental contract for his next birthday inside one of those money envelopes, and the both of you go to the nearest Notary Public.

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x 10000%

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Let me guess here your wife , your mother , your sister takes out the garbage , wtf kind of man are you ?
Garbag was a typo for garbage as your mother clearly raised a anal retentive asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


C'mon. If you're gonna attempt psych stuff, make sure you ain't an idiot first.

Nope, I drag that heavy-ass thing up the steps twice a week.

As to my questions.

Any answers there?

Or was I a bit too on the nail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


You drag your trash to the curb with growing boys and grown men in the house , you need slapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


What?

Was that supposed to be a sentence?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


If you have growing boys or men living in your home and you take it out you need slapped , simple english !

Mans job , keeping garage clean
keeping lawn mowed
taking out garbage
keeping car washed , oiled up and gassed filled

womans job ,
cleaning house
cooking
laundry
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C'mon. If you're gonna attempt psych stuff, make sure you ain't an idiot first.

Nope, I drag that heavy-ass thing up the steps twice a week.

As to my questions.

Any answers there?

Or was I a bit too on the nail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


You drag your trash to the curb with growing boys and grown men in the house , you need slapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


What?

Was that supposed to be a sentence?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


If you have growing boys or men living in your home and you take it out you need slapped , simple english !

Mans job , keeping garage clean
keeping lawn mowed
taking out garbage
keeping car washed , oiled up and gassed filled

womans job ,
cleaning house
cooking
laundry
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If she drives it, she can put her own damn gas in the car.
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You drag your trash to the curb with growing boys and grown men in the house , you need slapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


What?

Was that supposed to be a sentence?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


If you have growing boys or men living in your home and you take it out you need slapped , simple english !

Mans job , keeping garage clean
keeping lawn mowed
taking out garbage
keeping car washed , oiled up and gassed filled

womans job ,
cleaning house
cooking
laundry
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


If she drives it, she can put her own damn gas in the car.
 Quoting: BrokenTech


Absolutely not , your wife should have her car washed , oil checked and tires checked and her tank filled up.
By her husband , live in etc
Now once his weekly auto check on my car is done and tank filled , of course I shall stop and refuel my own car.
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C'mon. If you're gonna attempt psych stuff, make sure you ain't an idiot first.

Nope, I drag that heavy-ass thing up the steps twice a week.

As to my questions.

Any answers there?

Or was I a bit too on the nail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


You drag your trash to the curb with growing boys and grown men in the house , you need slapped
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


What?

Was that supposed to be a sentence?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75238996


If you have growing boys or men living in your home and you take it out you need slapped , simple english !

Mans job , keeping garage clean
keeping lawn mowed
taking out garbage
keeping car washed , oiled up and gassed filled

womans job ,
cleaning house
cooking
laundry
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47086802


You forgot -


Mans job, drinking beer
doing whatever he wants
sex with anyone he wants
slapping anybitch that gets out of line

Womans job,
looking good
keeping fit
making mans drink
being available to pleasure man 24/7
hiding the bruises
minding her own business
knowing her place

Did I miss any?
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something is wrong with this story.
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Yeah, there's no dad in the picture and her son is half black.


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